OT: Pryor Speaks Lulz
Sorry if already posted, neg if necessary.
I think this speaks for itself.
"I'll put it like this: You put me in any of their offenses — any of them — and I'd dominate," Pryor said, when asked about the attention afforded the likes of Newton, Robinson and Persa. "I'd dominate the nation. What those guys do, that's what they're supposed to do in their offense.
"They carry the ball 30 times a game. I carry the ball maybe five times. There are times I didn't even run the ball in a game. You put me in any of their offenses, where I can run the ball and have a choice to throw, I would dominate college football."
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/college/silverfootball/ct-spt-1209…
December 8th, 2010 at 11:20 PM ^
Then you shouldn't have picked the stupid school you went to shit head.
December 9th, 2010 at 12:08 AM ^
From arm punts to sentence punts, this guy is the genuine article.
December 9th, 2010 at 12:28 AM ^
quite surprised this bumbling idiot is capable of putting a sentence together. Luckily for him, they didn't require him to write things out. Let's not be too hard on him. The OP didn't include his apology letter he released after receiving negative feedback from this interview:
Proof read and edited by Drew Sharp.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:34 AM ^
this is too funny.
December 9th, 2010 at 12:10 AM ^
L O L'd
December 9th, 2010 at 1:18 AM ^
(re: dothepose)
December 9th, 2010 at 6:36 AM ^
Why don't you fucking kill yourself then, Pryor?
December 9th, 2010 at 9:17 AM ^
Greatest line in MGOBLOG history!
A close No.2 is when Brian wrote "I hate you donkey" in reference to Taylor Lewan.
December 9th, 2010 at 10:59 AM ^
You may think you are a linebacker, but you are a donkey. Now, let's go for a ride donkey.
December 9th, 2010 at 12:33 PM ^
...but this blog will only allow me to +1 your awesome comment.
(I guess I can always go back and upvote your older posts...)
December 9th, 2010 at 3:39 PM ^
First 200-point comment ever?
December 9th, 2010 at 9:10 AM ^
than anything else. he's going to think the sky is the limit and he's only being restrained by his coach until the kid gloves are removed and he's allowed to screw up. his legend in his own mind is allowed to thrive bc the Sweater protects him from himself in games.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:22 PM ^
if i could just go back...I'd take state...
December 8th, 2010 at 11:37 PM ^
Got a cannon
December 9th, 2010 at 12:52 AM ^
December 9th, 2010 at 8:19 AM ^
Yeah, well your mom goes to college.
December 9th, 2010 at 8:48 AM ^
But the coaches are going to have to work with him on that release.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:47 PM ^
I could be in a hot tub soaking it up with my soulmate
December 9th, 2010 at 4:30 PM ^
Your just jealous that I've been chattin it up with hot babes online all day
December 8th, 2010 at 11:22 PM ^
Words escape me (I actually sat in front of my computer for a minute, wrote something and erased, twice)...I can't even imagine what his thought process (if there is one) is like for some of the crap that comes out his mouth.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:25 PM ^
it blew my mind.
December 9th, 2010 at 5:57 PM ^
you should contact Pryor so he can teach you about research
December 8th, 2010 at 11:23 PM ^
What a very nice and humble young man.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:23 PM ^
Why does Tressel let him talk?
December 8th, 2010 at 11:26 PM ^
he didn't for a while... maybe Tressel got tired of hearing his moronic giberish (sp?) and finally said "To hell with it! If I have to hear this shit so does everyone else"
December 9th, 2010 at 9:44 AM ^
and it was awsome.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:25 PM ^
It is getting to the point that OSU might want to think about sneaking in at night and wiring his jaw shut. For his own safety.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:25 PM ^
They do have that "slush fund" for students expenses. They could call them "braces".
December 8th, 2010 at 11:35 PM ^
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December 8th, 2010 at 11:38 PM ^
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December 8th, 2010 at 11:32 PM ^
I mean once or twice, ok, give him a pass as a kid. But he really seems to have no clue how big of a dick he is.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:30 PM ^
didn't he make the academic all conference team or something?... There goes my faith in humanity.
Crap and OSU fans say Robinson can't pass, imagine Pryor without Posey and Sansenbacher to bail him out of those wobbly wobbly throws
December 8th, 2010 at 11:25 PM ^
Wait...
Pryor knows how to form words into sentences?
December 8th, 2010 at 11:27 PM ^
December 8th, 2010 at 11:40 PM ^
do you think was plagairized?
December 8th, 2010 at 11:47 PM ^
He probably had the smartest student at tOSU write for him.
December 9th, 2010 at 12:00 AM ^
That can't be real. Is there any way that is real? I would research the authenticity of that paper, but I no longer have any idea what the word research actually means. I am significantly more dumb than I was just minutes ago for having actually read that.
December 9th, 2010 at 12:39 AM ^
"Research is also used to find cheaper shopping supplies."
December 9th, 2010 at 3:01 PM ^
Must be important because he had to tell us twice.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:25 PM ^
Is such a douche.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:31 PM ^
He sounds so damn butthurt. Normally I hate making fun of silly things that college kids say, but Pryor deserves a dope slap for this one.
December 9th, 2010 at 10:27 AM ^
Pryor is the butthurt one.
December 8th, 2010 at 11:36 PM ^
- Openly criticizing other good players in his conference.
- Implicitly criticizing his own team and offense.
- If not 2, then he is basically saying he is afraid of contact - "I could dominate and do better than I am currently, I just don't feel like it."
- Talking about other schools as though he was forced into playing at OSU--"you'd see my full potential at X but I'm here at OSU"--nevermind that he could have played at any school.
- Incredible, breathtaking arrogance on 2 levels: (a) saying that he is currently dominant, and (b) even more incredibly, that he is SO AMAZING that he could play and dominate in any offense and any team.
- Basically calling the people around him worthless - that he makes a team dominant, not the other players, OL, etc...not to mention that he thinks he can make ANY team dominant.
- If he can dominate the nation on any team, why hasn't he done so at the team he is, you know, on?
December 8th, 2010 at 11:44 PM ^
perhaps.... he is closer to leaving for the NFL than we thought? i know he said he's coming back, but with this kind of attitude, i wouldnt be surprised if tressel goads him out of here, both with his words and having people tell him it's a good idea to go to the NFL.