Late Night osu Hate Thread/Online Bonfire
Well, here we are. The night before the biggest game of the season. The outlook does not bode well for us. The hell with outlooks and the hell with osu. Let's build the most hate for them in one post that the negative energy travels to Columbus to see Justin Boren curl up into the fetus position and Terrell Pryor learns math.
Friday night. This will be our little bonfire pep rally.
To start:
The way osu students receive their degrees:
Now let it rip boys and girls....
November 26th, 2010 at 10:33 PM ^
Whatever happens, I'll always rather be a losing Wolverine* than a winning buckeye. I'll always be proud to be a MICHIGAN WOLVERINE.
*Edit: A winning Wolverine is nice too.
November 26th, 2010 at 10:38 PM ^
For countless reasons, but because I can't even refer to those delicious peanut butter chocolate treats by their proper name, I hate them that much more. I'm already pre gaming with a nap in between. Let's go blue!!
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November 26th, 2010 at 11:08 PM ^
I hate them because I won't allow myself to even eat those delicious treats.
November 27th, 2010 at 2:37 AM ^
I became vegan to protest those things.
November 27th, 2010 at 9:18 AM ^
i remember last year i came home to watch the game with my dad and my mom unknowingly bought some of those things. naturally, i haven't talked to her since.
November 26th, 2010 at 11:05 PM ^
throw a sweatervest or Boren on it.
November 26th, 2010 at 10:39 PM ^
let's unleash keyser soze on the buckeye nation
November 26th, 2010 at 10:40 PM ^
1) they cheer for nuts. Fuzzy nuts
<br>2) worst state ever
<br>3) Tressel dates trannies and punches dolphins
<br>4) the toilet bowl and the truck drivers/gas station attendants that fill it
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<br>More to come later...
November 26th, 2010 at 10:40 PM ^
Every little thing Ohio State does just pisses me off, and adds fuel to the fire of hate I have for them. Nothing could ever make me like them, and just about anything could make me hate them more.
November 26th, 2010 at 10:41 PM ^
Love this:
November 26th, 2010 at 11:03 PM ^
November 26th, 2010 at 10:50 PM ^
It's almost The Game day folks. Remember, send the wife/husband/kids to the in-laws and have them take any ammunition/knives with them, put a protective (clear) shield in front of the TV, set the DVR, think of a clever pseudonym for the live blog, go to the store now to pick up a (large) quantity of liquor, turn off the phone, and close the blinds.
Remember, rage will sustain you, but joy is better for the blood pressure.
A cat's rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering.
William S. Burroughs
Also, I'm taking suggestions for polls on the liveblog. Only clean stuff, and no overt bashing of current Michigan players.
November 27th, 2010 at 12:01 AM ^
Jim Tressel was his sweatervest in?
A. Tide
B. Color Safe Bleach
C. Store Brand generic laundry detergent
D. The blood of kittens that Justin Boren picks out
November 26th, 2010 at 10:59 PM ^
I hate them so bad, I would rather put on their mascot's costume and run out in front of a semi than be a buckeye.
November 27th, 2010 at 4:18 AM ^
I suggest you read http://mgoblog.com/content/pride-buckeyes.
November 26th, 2010 at 11:09 PM ^
THEY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE WHO DOES NOT ASPIRE TO BE THE "BIG NUT"
THEY HAVE NO RESPECT PERIOD
I HATE THEM, THEIR TEAM, THEIR STATE, EVERYTHING
WHERE IS THE CLASS? IT MIGRATED TO ANN ARBOR
November 26th, 2010 at 11:02 PM ^
I didn't think this deserved it's own thread, but I want to see what the MGoBoard thinks about this. The Red Wings played Columbus tonight, and I'm pretty sure the teams played the night before The Game last year as well. Is this a coincidence, or do you think the NHL is consciously trying to piggyback on the popularity of the Game, and the Michigan/Wings fans who are in Columbus, etc.?
Also, I am amused by the color switch. All the hockey fans in Ohio have to root for a team with "Blue" in their name.
November 27th, 2010 at 12:12 AM ^
the Wolverines follow in the Wing's footsteps.
Michigan- 2 osu- 1
November 26th, 2010 at 11:03 PM ^
The fact that I don't just hate the football team, or the sports teams, but really well and truly the university, nay, the entire state. Furthermore that I think this hatred is largely rational.
Sometimes, in periods of intense introspection, I wonder to myself if my hatred of them is perhaps too arrogant or otherwise wrong. These internal battles always end quickly. No, hating that school and even that state is right and good, just like drinking good beer because it tastes good, winning my continued personal fight against illiteracy, and not fucking my sister.
I hope we win tomorrow. I hope the tears of fans of that school will salt their own earth, because that's hilarious when it happens to your enemies. Nothing but the worst you inbred cro-magnon lumps of fail. Nothing but the worst.
November 26th, 2010 at 11:03 PM ^
Denard >> Pryor
It only took 11 games for Denard to outshine Pryor's 3 years.
November 26th, 2010 at 11:04 PM ^
Jeffrey Dahmer went to Ohio State. No wonder he turned out so weird.
After high school Dahmer enrolled at the Ohio State University and spent most of his time skipping classes and getting drunk
November 26th, 2010 at 11:15 PM ^
So he was in the top 2% of his class at osu then?
November 27th, 2010 at 12:15 AM ^
Snooki beat him out for Valedictorian though. She got 4 x 3 correct on a multiple choice question that Terrell didn't.
A. 7
B. Bananas
C. Kitty Cats
D. 12
See farther down the thread for her "victory photo".
November 26th, 2010 at 11:37 PM ^
So he could be said to be a fairly typical OSU student then?
November 26th, 2010 at 11:04 PM ^
I would say I hate OSU, but I'd be lieing. I want them to go 12-1 every year with some exceptions.
We both have great tradition, heritage, and are premeir NCAA football schools.
Hell man I want ND to go 12-1 every year too. It's sad to see their program and ours in our bad years.
I also want MSU to lose every game. I fucking hate Sparties, and the "GO GREEN GO WHITE" chant that had taken over the Big House this year (my first game) is gonna haunt me forever.
November 26th, 2010 at 11:22 PM ^
November 26th, 2010 at 11:27 PM ^
The only Buckeyes on the team right now that I dislike are Justin Boren and Terrele Pryor. The rest seem like talented kids. I have never seen any disrespect that isn't expected from a football team. Sweatervest is a great coach with a great program too. And about rooting against the SEC, I would do that because it improves the value of the Big Ten.
November 26th, 2010 at 11:31 PM ^
I have someone I'd like you to meet. His name is Zach Boren and he's a classless little dickwipe.
I'm sure there are more than a few people on their team that will draw your ire after tomorrow.
November 26th, 2010 at 11:35 PM ^
Wasn't that the guy who Shaw ran into last year?
November 27th, 2010 at 3:16 AM ^
November 27th, 2010 at 12:41 AM ^
The lame Sparty chant did not "take over" the Big House. Not even close. It was shouted down several times by the Maize and Blue faithful.
November 26th, 2010 at 11:04 PM ^
From Maize n Brew: http://www.maizenbrew.com/2010/11/26/1837810/on-the-rivalry-ohio-state#storyjump
On a related note, it hasn't helped perceptions when you have a guy like Brian Cook, who's immensely talented, but also has a tendency to partake in fanbase assassination when things don't go his way. In the aftermath of '06, we heard stories of Buckeye fans crapping in coolers and assaulting a man in a wheelchair, when the real story should have been about the wonderful game that was played on the field.
Hate Level Rising!
November 26th, 2010 at 11:11 PM ^
HATE LEVEL IS OVER 9000
CAPS LOCK CRUISE CONTROL FOR THE NEXT 12 HOURS!
RAGE BRIGADE IS IN TOWN
November 26th, 2010 at 11:11 PM ^
Just another testament of how obnoxious they're fans are.
November 27th, 2010 at 12:14 AM ^
They are fans are?
That made sense.
November 27th, 2010 at 9:15 AM ^
November 26th, 2010 at 11:17 PM ^
If you don't want your fanbase's "character" assassinated, learn to not be one of the three trashiest fanbases in the country.
November 26th, 2010 at 11:20 PM ^
OSU girls are skanks. All of em, skanks.
November 26th, 2010 at 11:24 PM ^
Skanky! Skanky as a skank in a skank sandwich.
November 26th, 2010 at 11:42 PM ^
It's weird seeing the actual Lloyd Christmas around here, with the preponderance of Lloyd Brady photoshops and pictures.
November 27th, 2010 at 1:23 AM ^
They're not afraid to admit they're skanky.
November 27th, 2010 at 12:02 AM ^
Living up to his nickname I suppose.