Arnett Using Commitment Eve to Commit to...All of Them?

Submitted by Swazi on

Ed-M: Six! Six fake commits ah ah ah. Sorry for hijacking this thread, but it's too entertaining not to have it all in one place.

For those just joining us, 4-star WR DeAnthony Arnett has a press conference tomorrow night to announce his school choice. In the meantime, he is having a bit of fun at the expense of fans who follow this stuff way too closely.

Look in the mirror, then look here.

Wherever DeAnthony commits, I give him credit -- this is one of the best roasts of the recruiting nutters that I've ever seen....

He's picking USC:
 

 

Wait, no, it's Michigan:
 

 

Just kiddin, M. It's Central Michigan:
 

 

Aw Hell, It's Tennessee:
 

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And...it's Slippery Rock...wait no the 'University of Michigan State':
 

 

No no no it's "The University of Cal" (last one):
 

 

And then the respective online fanbases get the screen turned around on them.

Thank you DeAnthony and brotherguy for a hilarious night. [/takeover]

Original text:

Not sure if this is him being serious, or him messing around with everyones head again.  Take it for what it's worth.

DreadedBackfield

November 9th, 2010 at 8:29 PM ^

What will he say in his State video? That he loves wearing ski-masks? Or playing in front of empty stands when their team is having the best season in forever? Will he love the Dantonio 3rd or 4th chance "no tolerance" rule? All the right reasons??

lhglrkwg

November 9th, 2010 at 8:52 PM ^

because the empty stands will really allow me to bring my whole family to all the games. plus my whole graduating class....and my brothers graduating class. we're all big subway fans, so we'll be getting 2-for-1 too. can't beat that. go green!"

MinorforPresident

November 9th, 2010 at 8:30 PM ^

That before this past weekend nobody was even thinking about Arnett possibly being an option and after his decision tomorrow some will have a minor meltdown when he decides to go somewhere other than Michigan. I for one am hoping Michigan can pull past Clemson for Watkins services. Arnett has as much as talent as anyone but as Magnus eluded to I'd rather have a kid whose character gets talked about in a positive light as much as his skillset.

Shemmy126

November 9th, 2010 at 8:30 PM ^

I think it is hilarious as well... though I wish the second twitvid would stop getting posted; i'm tired of watching the 30 second commercial, only to discover I've already watched the vid!  Guy is comical for sure.

mabrsu

November 9th, 2010 at 8:34 PM ^

I think this is just a high school kid showing how messed up it is for a bunch of adults to be on message boards following high school kids lives like this late at night. He is going to make a lot of guys look inside, when they watch these films. Do you not feel ridiculous getting sucked into some HS kid's prank?

Seth

November 9th, 2010 at 8:34 PM ^

Mr. Arnett, I beg of you: get out every single article of collegiate clothing you have and commit to it!

Anything!

University of Paris Sorbonne.

Northern Colorado School for Mimes

Glue bad logos on plain sweatshirts if you have to. This is has the potential to be truly epic.

john22

November 9th, 2010 at 8:45 PM ^

this is the order of schools from 5th to 1st,sorry fans.But we all knew he wasn't picking Michigan.Sammy Watkins is still out there.Go Blue

Swazi

November 9th, 2010 at 8:45 PM ^

Ahaha.  I justw atched the Michigan video, and it was hilarious.  What's odd about this one, tohugh, he seems to be alot more serious about his commitment to Michigan though.  We'll see how that goes though, I'm waiting for the next video.

Mich_Faithful

November 9th, 2010 at 8:52 PM ^

hey does anyone know if this is the same mich gear that he wore to the game on saturday? I remember seeing that picture of him at the big house, but if he is wearing different michigan gear then maybe that means he legit went out of his way to get it for an announcement? possibly?

UMICH1606

November 9th, 2010 at 8:57 PM ^

HA! Is he punking Rountree too? Roy just welcomed him to the family via twitter.

 

Edit: He took it down. So Roy either realized he was punked, or DA told him to not let the cat out of the bag. Hilarious either way.

bdsisme

November 9th, 2010 at 8:57 PM ^

I don't mean to get OT, but this is what I was mentioning in a previous post: this thread has provided a lot of (useless) information, discussion, and positive utility, and no one has given the OP a +1.  Meanwhile, a couple snarky comments (deservedly) got pos banged.  The least we can do for the OP's trouble of posting this info is give him a couple more points!

http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/experienced-mgobloggers-comments#comment-747432

Cam57

November 9th, 2010 at 9:23 PM ^

I think Roy know's that it's all in fun, and decided he would just let him know that one of of the leaders of our receiving corp would be happy to bring him on if he does choose to be all in.

BlueNote

November 9th, 2010 at 9:25 PM ^

Because he has downloaded "The Victors" to his phone.  The long version. 

He is blue through and through, and he could never bid Michigan adieu.