OK I'M DONE WITH SIX ZERO
What a pathetetic display Six Zero put up today. His defense against vs Home furnishings was UNACCEPTABLE. His coaching is completely to blame for the lack of stopping his wife's offense.
His MAN DEFENSE versus Woman's apparel was reprehensible. He committed stupid penalties and couldn't get out of the store whehter it was the Ann Taylor Loft or White House. If he doesn't fire his defensive coordinater , We will never win the games on Wife Saturdays. HIS DEFENSE RANKS LAST IN YARDS PER PURCHASE. He's a Big 10 person with a Big 10 defense. Until he gets rid of that weak stack defense and gets a REAL BIG 10 DEFENSE . WE WILL NEVER WIN ON WIFE SATURDAY!!
On offense, he didnt even try the special plays to get to the electronics stores. He just used the same plays , he always uses. When are we going to see a wrinkle. Six Zero's offesne just cant work against Wife Day. Until he runs an OLD SCHOOL offense, we don't have a chance. How long until he goes with the starter last year?
On special teams, he was horrible. Only got some some socks. Couldnt kick for the big electronics item. Made stupid mistakes. This all comes down to coaching. Six Zero has to be held responsible for everything that happened Today!!!!!! HE HAS TO GO!!
October 23rd, 2010 at 11:52 PM ^
I don't understand all the freak out until we see what really happened in Brian's UFR. Until then this is just a bunch of negative media attention Six Zero doesn't need right now without anything to substantially back up any claims.
October 23rd, 2010 at 11:54 PM ^
BRIAN ISN'T A COACH. HE NEVERD PLAYED FOOTBALL. Why do you vlaue his opinion over what you can see with YOUR OWN EYES!!!
I SPEAK THE TRUTH!
October 23rd, 2010 at 11:44 PM ^
Another one of these posts!!!!! There should be a minimum of 1 million points to post this crap.
October 23rd, 2010 at 11:57 PM ^
i have more points that your NOOB! By having more points , my opinion matters more than yours!!
October 23rd, 2010 at 11:44 PM ^
Tomorrow I'm going to have up a diary I'm calling "The Decimated AMEX". It's going to explain how SixZero got himself in this spot, and a lot of the shopping problems we're having now started with his wife before he even met her.
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<br>And there will be charts lots of charts.
October 23rd, 2010 at 11:47 PM ^
We need scatter plots!
October 23rd, 2010 at 11:49 PM ^
is all in tonight
October 23rd, 2010 at 11:59 PM ^
October 24th, 2010 at 12:03 AM ^
Relax guys, we knew going into wifeday 2010 that Six Zero had little to no chance. He's still learning. I've said this since day 1 of his marriage-wifeday 2012 is judgement day. If he doesn't have his defense up and running by then, he should definitely get a divorce.
October 24th, 2010 at 12:17 AM ^
That's the bottom line isn't it? For some people it's not enough just to win, you need style points as well. Zero don't listen to these instant gratification simpletons... you did all right.
October 24th, 2010 at 1:17 AM ^
But he's never going to beat the day after Thanksgiving with a defense like that...
October 24th, 2010 at 12:08 PM ^
on the shelves, the say after Thanksgiving has owned Six Zero
October 24th, 2010 at 12:44 PM ^
GD iphone
October 24th, 2010 at 12:18 AM ^
In spite of everything, Six Zero is just 1,000 frequent flier miles away from a round trip on his Visa WorldPerks card. My question to you is, do you guys think Six Zero can regroup from today's outing to spend wisely enough to get those last few critical miles before the Thanksgiving shopping season starts putting major restrictions on when he can use them.
October 24th, 2010 at 7:47 PM ^
Dude, Visa WorldPerks is no longer on this team. He transferred to Delta Skymiles AMEX and good riddance! Six Zero said himself during his press conference that WorldPerks wouldn't have helped him this year against Wife Day.
Let's just talk about credit cards who are ALL IN [the wallet] and not the cards who never even saw a single swipe.
It doesn't look like much now, but believe me, when those AMEX points mature and add up, this is going to be a special Christmas season. Just BE PATIENT!!!!
October 25th, 2010 at 4:01 PM ^
those who buy for SixZero.
(And Visa WorldPerks is no longer a SixZero man. After talking about his credit rating like that, after he left. He should just keep his big mouth shut).
October 24th, 2010 at 12:23 AM ^
October 24th, 2010 at 12:23 AM ^
Almost 60 replies in and no Lloyd Brady wife-day photoshop?
UNACCEPTABLE!!!1111!!
October 24th, 2010 at 12:27 AM ^
Poopdollar.
Wait, what?
October 24th, 2010 at 12:28 AM ^
October 24th, 2010 at 12:48 AM ^
While the Mastercard does provide a nice change of pace and is good to have in the wallet in case the AmEx can't go, I think the AmEx's intangibles, the lower interest rate, the hologram, the promise of extra miles, make it the right choice for the rest of the shopping season.
October 24th, 2010 at 1:24 AM ^
What I want to know is why he's carrying that new Visa around in his wallet if he's not even gonna use it? Was it really worth activating it just to purchase french fries at the food court? I think he should have kept it in the envelope until 2011. We're going to need it in a few years.
October 25th, 2010 at 8:17 AM ^
Six Zero needs to find a new source of credit. I understand there a number of five star credit card companies in the Orlando area that would love to make next year's Wife Day extrravaganza a win.
October 24th, 2010 at 12:39 AM ^
October 24th, 2010 at 12:40 AM ^
If you're going to introduce a new system, then you need to implement it your way. Wife of Six Zero obviously has done brick and mortar shopping for years, it's what she knows best. Even if Six Zero's talents are more of the online variety, as the head coach of Shopping, she will do it her way. The talent, the computer system implemented by Six Zero, the large computer screen, the dual monitor system, all mean nothing. She will do it her way. The results in the early years of Wife Day were sometimes brutal; but now that Six Zero is a veteran of the system, he is performing close to the standards set by the fans of his wife.
October 24th, 2010 at 2:38 AM ^
are great.
Nice to read a truly funny thread.
Well done guys and or gals.
October 24th, 2010 at 4:39 AM ^
This thread needs to be bumped to Threadtopia or wherever the devil threads go when promoted.
October 24th, 2010 at 6:21 AM ^
this is even funnier cuz im drunk,.
October 24th, 2010 at 8:03 AM ^
I haven't been here long but this SIX ZERO stuff has been some of the funniest I've seen on MGoBlog
Props to everyone involved
October 24th, 2010 at 8:46 AM ^
Six Zero is limited in his planning for future Wife Days due to being caught spending too much time prepping for this Wife Day. It is UNACCEPTABLE to use the excuse that every husband spends too much time prepping for Wife Day.
October 24th, 2010 at 10:35 AM ^
Guyz I just heard from my cousin's cousin's cousin who is with the Ann Arbor PD that Six Zero's Visa was used to buy some booze for some kids that were turning 21 that day, but before their actual time of birth. Maybe that's why he keeps having to use his AMEX card despite the obviously better benefit program of the Visa???
October 24th, 2010 at 11:52 AM ^
Six Zero versus his Wife isn't even a rivalry anymore. It's been like 10+ years of watching her run all over him.
October 24th, 2010 at 11:21 AM ^
I am so f-ing sick of all these Wife trolls coming on here and acting like football will now cease to exist or something because you WON ONE FRIGGIN' WEEKEND!
Congratulations, Little Spousers, you picked a bye weekend and got us to spend a Saturday carrying your bags. Oh, and that wedding a few weeks ago. This doesn't change the fact that WE HAVE OWNED YOU for like 3,000 years!!!
Act like you've been there before!
October 25th, 2010 at 11:20 PM ^
I love it.
October 24th, 2010 at 11:25 AM ^
Ok Sorry I lost my cool last night. Watching Six Zero is incredibly frustrating, and I possibly drank too much.
Still i don't like where Six Zero is going. Penalties, Special team gaffs. No big plays on offense, sure he moves the chains with socks and shirts and pants, but when is he going to hit the homerun with the Surround Sound!!
AND HE DIDN'T EVEN COVER THE SPREAD!!
UNACCEPTABLE!
October 24th, 2010 at 12:57 PM ^
This goes back further than the switch to the shop-option. The last two years the kitchen cupboards were bare, leaving Six Zero hungry and susceptible to food court distractions, but before that there was a total country club attitude.
October 24th, 2010 at 12:54 PM ^
This is really really funny
I just want to say thank you.
October 24th, 2010 at 3:23 PM ^
God damnit guys, this is exactly why I don't come to the board until Sunday.
FFS this is how we end up in TWIS.
October 24th, 2010 at 4:25 PM ^
But then I went over to Mlive. Holy hell, are they laying into him over there.
October 25th, 2010 at 8:28 AM ^
There were absolutely no half time adjustments made. Unless there was a nagging injury that we couldn't see that occured in the first half to Six Zero. I blame coaching - although there should have been an unsportswomanlike conduct penalty on the wife when she asked if the dress she was trying on made her look fat.
October 25th, 2010 at 11:29 AM ^
I still blame Hopson
October 25th, 2010 at 12:11 PM ^
"That sequence in Pottery Barn, we'll look at that on film. Mistakes were made, we got all out of position. But it's one stupid store, what are you gonna do, hang me from the Sbarro's wall?"
October 25th, 2010 at 1:53 PM ^
I'm enjoying bagging on the guy, but I'm hoping we can also start debating the RAWK MUSIC that was playing over the PA at the American Eagle Outfitters.