OT: worst drivers in America

Submitted by Jack Hammer on

As I prepare to commute home from my office through Seattle traffic I dread another afternoon of watching drivers around me move well below the speed limit on the freeway, entitled motorists merge with the expectation that moving traffic will adjust to them, approach four-way stops where no one seems to understand the basic rules of a 4-way stop, every teenager texting and driving, idiots driving 45 in my neighborhood and 50 on the freeway, and people unable to execute a left hand turn without a green arrow.

In the past I've commuted in Seattle, Detroit, Tampa, Austin, So Cal, and the Bay Area.  I can say without question the worst drivers I have ever encountered are in Seattle.  The best drivers I've ever seen are in Detroit.  I feel like Michigan, in general, trains the best drivers.

What do you think?  Where are the worst (or best) drivers in America?

Boner Stabone

July 1st, 2016 at 4:25 PM ^

I went to Hawaii about 10 years ago.  Those people have no clue how to drive.  I was constantly yelling out my window at others.  I just could not believe how clueless they were at driving.

Jack Hammer

July 1st, 2016 at 5:01 PM ^

I've driven on 3 of the Hawaiian islands and would agree that Hawaii drivers appear to be thinking about something else.  Maybe it's the surrounding beauty distracting them?  Also, when driving in Hawaii just assume that when you park your car, it will be broken into.  

Wolverine In Iowa

July 1st, 2016 at 4:30 PM ^

Iowa drivers aren't bad, but there is next to no traffic here except around Des Moines or Cedar Rapids.  Once you cross into Nebraska, it's like every mf'er camps in the left lane for some damned reason.

blueday

July 1st, 2016 at 4:33 PM ^

How pitiful. Buy a earpiece or get a car with bluetooth. Just a total lack of respect for innocent pedestrians and other drivers. Grow up or spend $20 to save a life.

Mitch Cumstein

July 1st, 2016 at 4:34 PM ^

Worst drivers I've ever encountered are in PR. At night the entire island is lit up with the flashing lights of tow trucks and police sirens from all the fender benders.

olsont

July 1st, 2016 at 4:36 PM ^

Im from michigan and school in chicago, Chicago drivers are the worst, people cutting you off left and right, anarchy on the road, and you drive by them and see they are either oblivious to their surroundings or too dumb to know what is going on

Zarniwoop

July 1st, 2016 at 4:37 PM ^

Minnesota. Their motto is "we can't drive 55 (we prefer to not push it and stay at a safer 12)".

I'm told Miami is just awful where the motto is "The sidwalk is another lane"

Petr89

July 1st, 2016 at 4:39 PM ^

Don't know....but I think it's safe to say Detroit has the worst pedestrians in the country when adjusted for density. I spent four years weaving around people just randomly walking in the middle of Woodward on my daily commute from Ferndale.

Side note: I was lucky enough to spend a few weeks with a friend's family in Beirut and the driving there is f*cking nuts. Bombed out street lights that never got fixed result in an insane game of chicken at every intersection. I saw a 12 year old kid on a moped going the wrong direction on a freeway (in a lane...not on the shoulder) with one arm extended behind him manually towing another kid on a broken down moped.

Side side note: cyclists in Amsterdam! Saw a woman riding her bike through throngs of people/cars/bikes downtown one handed while serenely breastfeeding an infant with her other hand.

UMgradMSUdad

July 1st, 2016 at 6:28 PM ^

I've never heard of FIP.  What does it mean?

And as far as Chicagoans not using turn signals that someone up thread mentioned, I think I know why.  My brother in law commutes to Chicago for his job and says as soon as he turns on his turn signal, the driver in the lane next to him speeds up to fill the gap.

Blue Balls Afire

July 1st, 2016 at 7:20 PM ^

I live in Chicago and I don't think what your brother says is accurate.  I could be wrong, but I've never experienced it personally.  What I have seen is countless assholes who change lanes or try to merge into traffic without signaling first, so no one knows when its coming, resulting in being cut-off all the time.  I've also seen oncoming left turns without first signaling (in a non-dedicated left turn lane), as well as the asshole who turns on their left turn signal only after the light has turned green, pissing off everyone who pulled up behind him/her thinking he or she is going straight at the light.  For me, if I see someone who is trying to merge in front of me and he or she has their turn signal on, I let them in because I'm so thankful someone is using their fucking turn signal.  Oh, and Chicago drivers can't seem to figure out how to pick a lane and stay in it.  

/rant

Avant's Hands

July 2nd, 2016 at 2:15 AM ^

Fucking Illinois Person.

I'm from the southwest corner of Michigan and Illinois drivers pop up all the time on 31 or 94. They are terrible. Whenever I am around a car with Illinois plates I know it's going to be a bad trip. The one that gets on my nerves the most is when I'm hanging out on cruise control and they come flying by me and then two minutes later I end up passing them. And then that cycle repeats itself for fifty miles because they can't pick one speed. And every time they pass me they do it when I am coming up on another car so I have to hit the brakes. Fucking Illinois People.

M-jed

July 1st, 2016 at 4:44 PM ^

World class rubbernecking. They slow down for anything and everything. Makes me lose my shit since they already drive 10 under the limit on a normal basis.

beaglehusky

July 1st, 2016 at 11:18 PM ^

For sure the worst drivers are in Texas. I used to live in Austin and now I come to summer "vacations" north of Houston. I'm surprised there are still people alive here, I saw one major accident per day over our first week here. The most common things:

- Driving slowly on the left lane and not using the right lane.

- Texting while on the move.

- Crossing lanes suddenly.

- Not checkng blind spots.

It doesn't help that construction projects here take forever to be completed. 

Without a doubt, the best US drivers are in Michigan.

mgoblue0970

July 1st, 2016 at 4:50 PM ^

I have driven a car in London, Paris, Honolulu, and Tokyo.

By way of comparison and in my experience Denver drivers are the worst.  Not.  Even. Close!

I'll agree with you Michigan drivers are generally above average.

pescadero

July 1st, 2016 at 8:13 PM ^

Denver drivers are bad. Portland, OR drivers are almost as bad - due to not driving with a purpose. Michigan drivers aren't good... but they're predictable... and the opposite of Portland in aggression. I also drive in Mexico. It isn't as bad as Portland OR Denver.

PeterKlima

July 1st, 2016 at 4:48 PM ^

The worst. 1. Seniors driving too slow who can't see over the wheel or react. 2. Many immigrants somewhat new to driving big highways. 3. Tourists meandering around. These combined on the highways are insanity.

BlueSwave34

July 1st, 2016 at 4:55 PM ^

Ohio also has the most State Patrolmen on the roads. Drive down 23 and see how many of the pricks are setting there watchin every move you make. I hate the state of Ohio.

1.21 Jigawatts

July 1st, 2016 at 5:01 PM ^

The Grand Rapids area just ranked as one of the worst in the country. On average, a driver in this area will have a major accident every 7.8 years. The national average is 5.



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rainingmaize

July 2nd, 2016 at 12:17 AM ^

I scrolled through this thread looking for this answer. I lived there for a few years, and without a doubt, those drivers are terrible. Not a single one seems to know that the left lane is a passing lane, not an extra lane to do whatever the f you want lane. Almost perfect city outside of this. 

Avant's Hands

July 2nd, 2016 at 2:19 AM ^

I just moved to Grand Rapids and I already completely believe this. 196/96 doesn't seem so bad to me, but 131 is a clusterfuck when you go through the city. The speed limit stays 70, but people regularly drive 55 in whatever lane they feel like being in. Trying to do the multiple lane changes to the exits around the 196/131 intersection is like taking your life into your hands sometimes.

Schembo

July 1st, 2016 at 5:06 PM ^

I don't know about drivers in other States, but Michigan is full of people who like to play traffic cop all the time. Pull up to any 4 way stop and there will be someone there waiting for you, ready to waive to you and direct to go. People, just follow the rules of right of way. Nobody needs your assistance in traffic control.

kehnonymous

July 1st, 2016 at 5:21 PM ^

1)  If Michigan drivers are the best around (and we're generally OK, I think), part of that is because we naturally learn it from having to navigate the worst roads of any state in the USA

2) The stereotype about Asian women drivers is demonstratably false - Asian women drivers are demographically one of the safest groups.  Men accrue DUI's at almost triple the rate of women and generally are costiler to insure.  Furthermore, the auto fatality rate for Asians is 1/3 that of other ethnic groups (4 deaths per 100,000 for Asians vs. 12-13 deaths for whites/blacks/Hispanics)

Clarence Beeks

July 1st, 2016 at 6:43 PM ^

You perfectly articulated why many people consider Asian women to be the worst drivers. Safest because slowest and most cautious equals annoying. In other words, you are using the wrong reference point for "worst". It has zero to do with how unsafe any particular group of drivers are.



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wsnc2012

July 1st, 2016 at 5:20 PM ^

North Carolina... Easy. Drive home on I40 every day and nobody seems to understand the left lane is for people who drive OVER the speed limit

UMgradMSUdad

July 1st, 2016 at 5:31 PM ^

When I first moved to Oklahoma, there were people who would come to a complete stop at the end of an entrance ramp to the expressway, roll down their window, and look over their shoulder until there was a big enough gap for them to feel comfortable getting on to the expressway.  I haven't seen anyone do that in a few years now, but that used to drive me nuts.

I should add, too, that there were a lot of 4 way stops when we first moved here, and my wife couldn't figure out why drivers wouldn't go when it was their turn.  We finally asked an older male Okie about it, and he said it was men being gentlemanly.  They would nod their head or lift an index finger off the steering wheel to let a lady know he was letting her go first.