OT: Weird Experiences
Good afternoon team,
When I was just a little Koala I started having the same dream. I'm walking threw a dim tunnel with only the sound of a water drop every few seconds and my feet shuffling through the dark water. At first it seems like a sewer, but then I realize it was clean and sterile. There is a different kind of smell. It smelled like a metal shop or a blacksmith or welding. Down a bit there is a yellow light shining from an connecting tunnel. I am absolutely terrified of this light. I'm icy cold and trembling as I continue toward the light. The fear is blinding and repulsive like it represents all the horrors in the world happening all at once. I always wake up before I get to it, but it takes me about 15 to 20 minutes for my brain to get right.
Last night, I was awake in my office brewing some spring aged balsamic and at arund 12:15 I suddenly felt off balance. It was like time had sputtered and the hearing went out in my right ear leaving that high pitched sound, but it didn't go away. I smelled that same metallic smell only very faintly and my computer flashed a murky yellow for a split second. It so fast, but I saw it. My heart rate skyrocketed and then I woke up lying on the bathroom floor with the shower on. I went back to my office and the balsamic was there and it was 12:23. Only a few minutes had past.
Has anyone else experienced a glitch in the matrix or a weird unexplained experience and wondered what happened? I don't use substances during balsamic season to ensure high quality so it can't be that. I don't know how to feel about this.
DISCUSS
PS Marsupial Monday will be happening one of these days soon.
my bad. I have a quick trigger finger on stuff like this. I can be rather tweakish at times!
No hard feelings. We are all one big Michigan-Money-Cannon-waiving fam!
Ever had a glitch where everything is going seemingly normal and then something is going over your head. You reach for it but you... just... can't... reach far enough and then don't get it until it's too late?
We live in a democracy where free expression is of paramount importance, but politics are off limits and taboo and shall never be discussed. Boom - double think-ed.
I would give a a million upvotes if i could because that has been the last 3 years of my life to a T! I have given up on ever being told the truth again (except by Brian of course). The sad thing is that there aren't nearly enough people smart enough to grasp this concept. Those same people then proceed to act like you are the unintelligent one. It can be rather unnerving until you reach some like minded people!
think about some mis-definitions. The perfect one is "conspiracy." Real definition - essentially "a collective idea amongst two or more people regarding or promoting action." Double-think definition - "Any idea or concept not recognized as legitimate by the mass media." Not only are these two definitions different but they bear no resemblance to each other.
Mind = blown.
in the fact that as of now, I'm able to shelter my life experience from most of the damage it causes. However, I fear that this may not be the case in years to come. I keep hoping for that big moment of exposure when the curtain is pulled back, yet I fear it would take something too cataclysmic to do the job. Is that enough double think for ya?
What if those like minded people are also serving you non-truths?!
to knock it off and go back to my JRE podcast
...or you're a conspiracy theorist.
April 20th, 2016 at 10:29 AM ^
"conspiracy theorist." I think you will find that the definition you come up with has little or nothing in common with what the plain english meaning of the phrase would be.
I can recommend a neurologist if you'd like....
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you ruled out Leprocy and Wilson's. It was one of these two a lot of times on House.
Kind of scary when your body starts doing stuff that you can't control.
For the longest time she though it was anxiety. Was popping Xanax etc. She eventually had a big one and went to see a neurologist and before she could even describe the complex partial seizures he described them to a "T". Pretty crazy sh*t.
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"Real recognize real."
Delusional thinking recognize delusional thinking.
I'm not exactly sure why but I love this post.
I'm still getting my head around the fact that Koalas have evolved and are now using the internet.
I'm sure someone had a weird experience with cum on a mirror...
dampen your thoughts...
Did he eat it though? Or just kinda like stole your baby, raised it up as a human dingo, so that it could in turn steal future babies all inconspicuous like and then the dingo eats ALL THE BABIES?
balsamic shrooms?
Fuck you, and fuck me, and fuck conditioner
Yesterday, I was bored at work with not a lot to do. It was one of those days you go to the end of the internet and back. Plus the board here was slow. Somehow I ended up on a reddit thread... "Tell me your glitch in the Matrix story." I probably spent 2 hours in that thread just reading pretty entertaining stories. Very Very creepy that you brought it up here today. Hopefully, you haven't hacked in my internet history. If so, I only look at those sites for the articles. I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight.
Here's the link if you're interested. Pretty good read
https://www.reddit.com/comments/oeo0h/reddit_tell_me_your_glitch_in_the…
Every night for a week I've been having freaky sleepwalking episodes. I've had them pretty often over the last few years but most of the time its just me sitting up in bed in a half-waking state thinking there is someone in the room or that I am somewhere else entirely.
Two nights ago, I got up and ran out of the room. Last night I jumped out of bed and ran to the door. When I came to I was frantically trying to unlock and open the door to get out of my apartment before I realized it was all a dream. Its embarassing and weird and takes me a few seconds to come down from it.
Update: Good news - no sleepwalking incident last night! Feel normal again (as normal as I ever am)
like you guys need to lay off the sleep aids. Those things will wreck you big time!
when people are having seizures. Don't know if this is a 4/20 joke or not, but if it's real better be getting yourself to a Vet soon. http://www.epilepsy.com/node/739975.....good
I thought Hash bash was a few weeks ago?
"i'll take it in the mouth and under the tongue like normal" ... hey-o!!!!
Shame on you all for thinking I'd be high while brewing balsamic. I would never. Only after. and before. and okay during. But this wasn't what caused my episode. I think I will see a doctor. Glad I came here first. I think its good to get the blog's advice before consulting a doctor.
intermittent Cooties. I'm guessing you played in the sandlot with girls when a youth, contracted Cooties, and never had it treated. I'm sorry man
Or at least she thought we did.
from her up north birthday party several years ago. Heading Eastbound on M-10 we neared a well defined storm for several miles, the girls chattering away as 9 year old girls do. We reached the storm and the rain/hail/lightning were fairly intense, but easy to drive through at reduced speed. Chatter chatter chatter. We came out of the storm into intense sunlight, a thick mist coming off the highway, with the most dramatic rainbow I've ever seen rising directly in front of us. Chatter chatter chatter. We were getting noticeably closer and closer to the rainbow over the next 10 minutes or so when I pointed it out to the kids. Chatter chatter chatter. Finally, the right (south) side of the rainbow had landed/reflected off the wet hood of my car. It appeared about 8 inches across and faded just a bit as it rose into the sky. It curved off to my left and seemed to terminate just on the other side of the highway. I was raising my voice to the kids trying to point out the weirdness of what we were experiencing for the minute or two it lasted. Nuthin... just chatter chatter chatter.
I like rainbows
April 19th, 2016 at 11:39 PM ^