O.T. Important things (to some folks) but not to others
TP rolls, shoes, whatever. Just get off my lawn. Ha, just kidding. I don't have one. The lack of sunlight killed it off a long time ago, and I don't care. I don't care about the children. I like sex and violence on TV. I don't care about your hottakes. I don't care what people think about the Big Ten.
You MGrowold are lucky. Such a solution to your restaurant-sitting dilemma is sensible. My wife, however, inisits that I figure that sh** out and complete the task without a hiccup. Cutting out the middleman is not part of her vocabulary.
Speaking of toilet paper...I hate the kind of roll in public restrooms that doesn't turn easily. It doesn't even rotate once before it stops and you have to push it to keep going around. The fallacy is that the toilet paper is cheap and unsturdy, and so pulling at it causes it to tear. Then you have to push the roll around to get it going again, and the same thing happens over and over again. I know they're trying to keep it from unraveling, but really bad design.
Plus, If they are only gonna give me one ply, I'll just use my hand. Using one ply is the equivalent of taping a jolly rancher wrapper on your weiner before getting it on with a lady and saying "That'll do!"
You read my mind.
I just use more than twice as much as I layer it a couple times by hand and curse the cheap bastards.
Not the original idea of the OP, but the thing I hate is talking to people about Michigan football who don't read Mgoblog. They are just so uninformed and shallow about their views and they just HAVE to share them with you.
Edit: Oh yeah, people who sign their posts with their names when their avatar and name are right frickin there on top of their posts. Sorry, jdon.
Edit 2: One last thing. People who don't read the comments in a thread before posting. Odds are someone already wrote what you are going to say or asked the same questions ten posts up.
It leaves us a very small sweet spot for seats when we go to the movies, and I end up waiting several weeks after a movie comes out to go with her so we don't have to get there an hour beforehand.
Mine prefers to be near the edge as to not feel trapped. Drives me nuts. Also, she doesn't have a side of the bed. If we are in a hotel room or visiting someone she needs to sleep on the side of the bed nearest the door.
I have argued this logic and she doesn't care. It's just her thing. It's funny that you bring up the sidewalk because I get the same look as you do if I am not closest to road.
Funny thing is, the walking on the road side of the sidewalk actually originated in the middle ages. Back then, men had nicer clothing than women and it was dirtier to walk on the building side because of things like chamber pot waste being tossed out of windows.
I heard the proper distance is twice as far as the screen is wide.
Your welcome.
When wife and I walk into a store and some salesman says, can I help you, "folks"? Folks, what a stupid thing to call random people. Sounds like something out of the fifties. Also, I have no idea if you CAN help us, what you mean is you want to know if you may help us. Huh! Grammar lesson of the day.
I also hate sitting in a meeting with a visual presentation and the speaker reads every slide verbatim. Adds nothing to the verbiage that I can read way faster in my head than this dunderhead can read aloud like he's some third grade teacher reading to a classroom
Everything bothers me.
When a political debate starts to sound like the comments section of a sports page instead of, you know, the issues at hand, then I'm out.
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to me that people use "couldn't care less" properly. Obviously not so important to you.
I laughed several times. Good job posters.