Isaiah Hole says 65% chance Dax flips back
That’s more optimistic than my 1% belief I guess. Someone cue the “so you’re telling me there’s a chance” photo.
December 18th, 2018 at 8:53 PM ^
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December 19th, 2018 at 3:11 AM ^
You motor boating SOB
December 18th, 2018 at 4:50 PM ^
I will suck a bag of dick-shaped lemon flavored candies if he flips back to UM.
December 18th, 2018 at 5:03 PM ^
They make those?
December 19th, 2018 at 12:51 AM ^
They’re in with the Brachs pick-a-mix. That free candy you get to eat at the grocery store....
December 18th, 2018 at 5:09 PM ^
I will suck a bag of lemon-shaped dick flavored candies if he flips.
December 18th, 2018 at 5:04 PM ^
God hates me
December 18th, 2018 at 5:18 PM ^
Scott Steiner is the only guy I go to for percentages
December 18th, 2018 at 6:04 PM ^
This feels like najee where everything sounds good but as long as he is still a bama comitt it’s tough to get too excited
December 18th, 2018 at 6:06 PM ^
Doctor's say he has a 50-50 chance of making it, though there's only a 10% chance of that.
December 18th, 2018 at 6:28 PM ^
18 hours from now we should know
Wonder what will be the next hot recruit watch
December 18th, 2018 at 6:44 PM ^
Hill will re-commit to us, then get injured in fall 2019 drills, only play sparingly during the season, then get banged up again in 2020 fall drills, only play sparingly, Ohio State will kick our ass 50-14, then he'll transfer, his mom will post cryptic tweets quoting some passage in Deuteronomy, and that'll be the Dax Hill saga at Michigan.
December 18th, 2018 at 7:38 PM ^
Too soon
December 18th, 2018 at 7:09 PM ^
Ehh, why not?
He already has an Alabama bagman's money*, he can just go where he wanted to anyway. What's the bagman gonna do, sue?
*according to this board
December 18th, 2018 at 7:17 PM ^
I want to be hopeful as many on here. But to me, this seems like a great idea by Hole. He says there's a 65% chance he flips back. He gets many hopeful Michigan fans to click for the optimistic, good news. In the end, if he stays with Bama, Hole clings to the percentage chance he gave of Hill staying with Bama ("well I did say there was a chance he'd stay!"). He's right no matter what happens... and he's found a great way to get clicks. Bama fans (if they even have internet) aren't clicking for a "Hill's staying with Bama" story. On the other hand, he knows many of us will click for some random, positive percentage he throws out that he may flip.
Don't hate the player. Hate the game.
December 18th, 2018 at 8:07 PM ^
Big poppa pump makes it sound pretty simple to me. He is a genetic freak and that’s all there is to it. Dax is going to Michigan.
Go Blue!!
December 18th, 2018 at 9:06 PM ^
You know what would be the best? The height of irony?
If Saban left for the NFL.
December 18th, 2018 at 9:46 PM ^
65% chance that my shit is fluffy in the morning...
December 19th, 2018 at 2:50 AM ^
I'll take the 65% if Saban leaves for the Packers.
December 19th, 2018 at 6:45 AM ^
Slightly better chance if this was coming from Isaiah Hoyle.
December 19th, 2018 at 9:47 AM ^
Works 100% of the time!