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08/17/2018 - 5:35pm "never read the comments"…

"never read the comments" are the truest words ever.

08/16/2018 - 12:30pm Would anyone here doubt it…

Would anyone here doubt it if I made the assertion that Ohio State is talking to Durkin right now about their open WR coach position?

08/14/2018 - 10:30am (No subject)


08/13/2018 - 12:18pm Getting run over by the…

Getting run over by the forklift didn't help either. 

But he is "right" in that he didn't get the same opportunity at WR that our players at QB or OT did, where anyone that was warm and above ground got a turn.

He seems surprised that a position on the field (his) was recruited OK, even by Hoke.

08/07/2018 - 10:48pm Spike Albrecht, 1st half,…

Spike Albrecht, 1st half, title game

07/31/2018 - 2:56pm some more context on…

some more context on methodology: LINK to espn , LINK to 2018 Draft from Football Outsiders

Caveat from the author here: Garbage In, Garbage Out. This is only the data I could find from the sources listed, and if it's old or inaccurate, I can only blame what I copy/pasted. Obviously roster weights are snapshots in time (like boxing weigh-ins) if not entirely fictive.

Thanks for the good questions and the constructive criticism in your comments (and the cheetah joke, which I laughed at).


07/18/2018 - 12:14pm Number of words after the…

Number of words after the jump in this article: 0.

Stupid MgoBlog 3.0

07/11/2018 - 12:39pm Well, the Columbus fanbase…

Well, the Columbus fanbase chased Kirk Herbstreit literally out of town, so...

07/10/2018 - 12:10pm maybe "trusting" (massaging…

maybe "trusting" (massaging the egos of) the QB and #1 WR (diva who always thinks he's open)?

07/09/2018 - 8:59am EDIT/UPDATE: It worked in…

EDIT/UPDATE: It worked in Chrome on a desktop for me. Just not my phone's Chrome.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ My order status is nominal and I'll get my book, so cool. Thanks Seth for the sheet!

07/08/2018 - 9:57pm The link loaded quick in…

The link loaded quick in Chrome but I couldn't type into it there. I installed sheets app on my phone and now it doesn't load at all there. I haz a sad.

06/19/2018 - 11:57am More likely, a pie eating…

More likely, a pie eating contest.

06/13/2018 - 6:15pm Not one Columbus joke yet?

Not one Columbus joke yet?

05/23/2018 - 6:12pm Noise level

Who is cheering in that clip? Emptiest stadium ever?

Neutral site tourneys (shakes head)

05/22/2018 - 10:51pm Thread title

Thread title not great. But better than some other recent ones.

05/21/2018 - 3:01pm LOL

So I put it on top of the 24 inches of snow and just let the snow melt out from under it?

05/20/2018 - 10:38pm Nice

The gif repeating is part of your movie reference

05/19/2018 - 7:25pm Re: camera

Was the middle section of the race being filmed from a crane? A drone? One of those camera on wires like football? It was neat and the only way the race could be seen.

05/14/2018 - 7:31pm I want more data

Like the gender ratio of the new class compared to last year.

05/14/2018 - 7:27pm And the living like moles 6 months a year

Using tunnels to get around campus because the sidewalks and streets are snowed shut.

05/12/2018 - 9:36am Well

Patterson, Milton, and McCaffrey weren't here then, so A CERtain writer might still have been right, at that time?

05/09/2018 - 7:25am People rubberneck at road accidents

People watch Transformers movies.
The QB poo poo platter last year was irresistible.

This year does not promise grisly thrills. Out fans are only happy when they're unhappy.

05/07/2018 - 11:58pm Ward

Is he undraftable because of that clip? Did Mo ruin a NBA career... Preemptively?

05/07/2018 - 10:33pm To hell with other peoples kids

They are only in sports because their own parents can't stand to be around them.

04/21/2018 - 7:08pm Nice.

I don't think it was a coincidence that the season we were closest to being in playoff (2016) was the year the defense knocked 8 opposing quarterbacks out.

04/15/2018 - 10:56pm Nm


04/10/2018 - 12:45pm Basically says

"There are so many rapes by athletes at this school that the sample size of their victims catching shit for reporting it is statistically significant."

04/10/2018 - 12:20pm from the article, though

"Patterson is one of six former Rebels seeking a transfer waiver. The appeals of Patterson's five former teammates are not related to that of the quarterback."

I don't know how that's possible, but CBS Sports wrote it.

04/06/2018 - 11:29pm Vs. Rutgers in football

Should have a mercy rule also.

04/05/2018 - 8:04pm Even fouls out?

Telling me that refs call Bullshit fouls on Villanova late in the game isn't a good way to disprove the theory that refs called fouls on Michigan early for reasons other than those actually being fouls.

04/02/2018 - 11:14pm Just forfeit

So I can sleep.

04/02/2018 - 10:41pm Youd think the refs would be

Under orders to keep it close for the sake of the ratings

04/02/2018 - 10:27pm Stop the kid with the italian name

"Sweep the leg, Johnny"

03/31/2018 - 9:16pm Looks like i picked

Looks like i picked the wrong season to stop drinking.

03/31/2018 - 7:56pm I left a bar at halftime

And am now just listening on radio. Happy to sacrifice.

03/24/2018 - 11:09pm Battled tonight

Bang a rang!

03/17/2018 - 6:20pm Double post


03/17/2018 - 11:10am Athens vs Persia

You said internationally.

03/10/2018 - 10:53am OMG trade that pick

This is the same Barkley who ran 14 times for 35 yards against Rutgers.

Let some other team fall for that.

03/09/2018 - 6:52pm Rape? Paying players?

SI wants to show they are down with that.

03/05/2018 - 10:22pm What you did there

I see it.

02/27/2018 - 6:00pm Hey

Why not a TARS?
NASA already has a couple of those.

02/26/2018 - 7:56pm Fine

What should I as a fan of one of the clean teams want done with those 35 teams that were implicated?

A) they sit any players rumored to have taken money, and go on losing streaks, coach is fired.

B) they play them, then those wins are taken away later, coach is fired

C) system is blown up, players can take money from boosters & endorsers; Beilein goes back to Div II

02/23/2018 - 12:29pm Re: timing

I think he was always going to be gone as soon as it didn't endanger particular recruits (as in, he'd have left in December if NPF had signed early), and Harbaugh was willing to keep up the image maintenance fiction that Drevno was being "hired away."

Only Drevno didn't get the new job quick enough. Finally the fiction was too hard to maintain, or Warriner was getting offers and said "I need to have that OL job you promised me or I will Enos you and go get it somewhere else."

02/19/2018 - 8:27pm So, the D,

Could you describe it as "the bomb a** D?"

02/19/2018 - 8:21pm A safety on every offensive play?

And the -25 yds/play average that would entail?

02/02/2018 - 6:14pm Father will not face charges

Father will not face charges

Seems tolerable.

02/02/2018 - 6:05pm Yes

If Engler's in the room, he's taking up 75% of the cubic feet so the probability is that he will at least be grazed by your forearm

02/02/2018 - 6:03pm "Justice"

FIFY with air quotes.

02/02/2018 - 5:50pm Grant Perry

Wasn't he charged with assaulting a cop or something because the officer broke a sweat chasing him?