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01/12/2019 - 6:46pm Great Post!

I understood…

Great Post!

I understood none of it.

A suggestion for the next one: A Neck Sharpie-style Post where things like flat hedge, pick-and-pop, etc. are defined, diagrammed, or GIF'd.

01/10/2019 - 6:11pm From "not anticipating any…

From "not anticipating any staff changes" after the bowl to this. It has been a crazy offseason already.

01/09/2019 - 6:13pm Pedant here: "Targeting 1"…

Pedant here: "Targeting 1" doesn't sound like it involves a target at all. They should change the name.

01/01/2019 - 9:30pm Once this Logjam of Juniors…

Once this Logjam of Juniors is gone, and if there's just one other one in the class, sure.

Taking 4 in one year was crazy, but couldn't turn away 4-stars. But then never quite made three identify ones that needed so many, either.

01/01/2019 - 11:07am WillyWonka.Gif

WillyWonka.Gif

12/31/2018 - 11:00pm Sounds like if O'Neill had…

Sounds like if O'Neill had been the ref, it'd have been a false start on every play.

12/25/2018 - 8:43pm 2, because of the bricks.

2, because of the bricks.

12/24/2018 - 3:58pm PFT is Florio, correct?

PFT is Florio, correct?

*wanking motion*

12/23/2018 - 11:39am Great work, thanks for going…

Great work, thanks for going over it. 

12/23/2018 - 12:48am I can't see the promised box…

I can't see the promised box score, if it's there at all.

Also want to see a GIF of Iggy's dunk.

This write up was good, though.

12/22/2018 - 8:32pm And if I had a gun, with two…

And if I had a gun, with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

12/18/2018 - 7:09pm Ehh, why not?

He already…

Ehh, why not?

He already has an Alabama bagman's money*, he can just go where he wanted to anyway. What's the bagman gonna do, sue?

*according to this board

12/15/2018 - 4:16pm Team just plays to the level…

Team just plays to the level of its opponent. The "on/off" switch thatt veteran NBA teams claim to have. They flipped it halfway through this game.  I don't doubt this 1st quarter was harder to get up for than Villanova.

12/14/2018 - 12:24pm We want MOOOOOORRRE GOALS!!!

We want MOOOOOORRRE GOALS!!!

12/12/2018 - 9:53pm Can't you just whip up a NLI…

Can't you just whip up a NLI for him? Who's the NCAA gonna believe, the kid? 

12/05/2018 - 9:44pm Beilein, Beilein,

Beilein,…

Beilein, Beilein,

Beilein, Beilein,

Beileim, Beilein

11/27/2018 - 12:27pm Sadly there will be no UFR…

Sadly there will be no UFR to tell us the answers to life's great mysteries.

I once really thought when the UFR got a sponsor, that said sponsor was doing it just to make sure there would be an Ohio UFR. I mean, why else? Brian was doing all the other games anyway.

Alas.

11/22/2018 - 11:41pm TL,DR

TL,DR

11/22/2018 - 11:24pm This kid got a 'Michigan…

This kid got a 'Michigan bump' from 247, got some new people looking at his film, and will have more options (ivy or P5) than he did before, based on his short association with the Goonsquad '19. 

Win-win?

10/26/2018 - 1:52pm Pistons bounce Cavaliers,…

Pistons bounce Cavaliers, jump out to decade-best 4-0 start

10/23/2018 - 11:13am From his Hello: post: https:…

From his Hello: post: https://mgoblog.com/content/hello-james-hudson

"while his temporary hangup with committing to Michigan reportedly stemmed from concern about the depth chart..."

Prophetic.

10/09/2018 - 9:55pm They administered the Voight…

They administered the Voight-Kampf test, which only showed negative for being a replicant.

10/03/2018 - 6:36pm B1G network money pays for…

B1G network money pays for Jim 5 times over, and they're happy to do so because his "antics" give them so much fodder to talk about.

And I guess you haven't read any article about how the AD is in the green without any general fund/tuition money. Complain about tickets, PSDs and water prices before tuition.

09/29/2018 - 5:12pm Doesn't work on Moto phone…

Doesn't work on Moto phone in either chrome or duck duck go

09/11/2018 - 9:57pm This explains our tackle…

This explains our tackle recruiting failures.

09/11/2018 - 9:52pm Good choice in coach,…

Good choice in coach, Horrible choice of font... Agency FB... Barf.

 

08/19/2018 - 11:23pm I'm in Charlevoix and I ain…

I'm in Charlevoix and I ain't got shit. Those last 45 miles are the worst I guess.

08/19/2018 - 8:53am Clearing out future day 1…

Clearing out future day 1 play time for Zach Harrison.

08/17/2018 - 5:35pm "never read the comments"…

"never read the comments" are the truest words ever.

08/16/2018 - 12:30pm Would anyone here doubt it…

Would anyone here doubt it if I made the assertion that Ohio State is talking to Durkin right now about their open WR coach position?

08/14/2018 - 10:30am (No subject)

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08/13/2018 - 12:18pm Getting run over by the…

Getting run over by the forklift didn't help either. 

But he is "right" in that he didn't get the same opportunity at WR that our players at QB or OT did, where anyone that was warm and above ground got a turn.

He seems surprised that a position on the field (his) was recruited OK, even by Hoke.

08/07/2018 - 10:48pm Spike Albrecht, 1st half,…

Spike Albrecht, 1st half, title game

07/31/2018 - 2:56pm some more context on…

some more context on methodology: LINK to espn , LINK to 2018 Draft from Football Outsiders

Caveat from the author here: Garbage In, Garbage Out. This is only the data I could find from the sources listed, and if it's old or inaccurate, I can only blame what I copy/pasted. Obviously roster weights are snapshots in time (like boxing weigh-ins) if not entirely fictive.

Thanks for the good questions and the constructive criticism in your comments (and the cheetah joke, which I laughed at).

 

07/18/2018 - 12:14pm Number of words after the…

Number of words after the jump in this article: 0.

Stupid MgoBlog 3.0

07/11/2018 - 12:39pm Well, the Columbus fanbase…

Well, the Columbus fanbase chased Kirk Herbstreit literally out of town, so...

07/10/2018 - 12:10pm maybe "trusting" (massaging…

maybe "trusting" (massaging the egos of) the QB and #1 WR (diva who always thinks he's open)?

07/09/2018 - 8:59am EDIT/UPDATE: It worked in…

EDIT/UPDATE: It worked in Chrome on a desktop for me. Just not my phone's Chrome.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ My order status is nominal and I'll get my book, so cool. Thanks Seth for the sheet!

07/08/2018 - 9:57pm The link loaded quick in…

The link loaded quick in Chrome but I couldn't type into it there. I installed sheets app on my phone and now it doesn't load at all there. I haz a sad.

06/19/2018 - 11:57am More likely, a pie eating…

More likely, a pie eating contest.

06/13/2018 - 6:15pm Not one Columbus joke yet?

Not one Columbus joke yet?

05/23/2018 - 6:12pm Noise level

Who is cheering in that clip? Emptiest stadium ever?

Neutral site tourneys (shakes head)

05/22/2018 - 10:51pm Thread title

Thread title not great. But better than some other recent ones.

05/21/2018 - 3:01pm LOL

So I put it on top of the 24 inches of snow and just let the snow melt out from under it?

05/20/2018 - 10:38pm Nice

The gif repeating is part of your movie reference

05/19/2018 - 7:25pm Re: camera

Was the middle section of the race being filmed from a crane? A drone? One of those camera on wires like football? It was neat and the only way the race could be seen.

05/14/2018 - 7:31pm I want more data

Like the gender ratio of the new class compared to last year.

05/14/2018 - 7:27pm And the living like moles 6 months a year

Using tunnels to get around campus because the sidewalks and streets are snowed shut.

05/12/2018 - 9:36am Well

Patterson, Milton, and McCaffrey weren't here then, so A CERtain writer might still have been right, at that time?

05/09/2018 - 7:25am People rubberneck at road accidents

People watch Transformers movies.
The QB poo poo platter last year was irresistible.

This year does not promise grisly thrills. Out fans are only happy when they're unhappy.