OT - Kate Upton is single
FWIW, she denies a relationship with Verlander. I thought this news would cheer up some of you single, no-need-to-buy-flowers guys out there on this Valentine's Day.
Sorry, no accompanying gif.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:29 PM ^
OK this is probably the dumbest thread.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:39 PM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 8:58 PM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 4:31 PM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 4:32 PM ^
I have a funny feeling this is gonna go my way...
February 14th, 2013 at 4:32 PM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 4:33 PM ^
This is not offtopic.
And I've already tweeted her, instagramed her, poked her (facebook), and sent her an owl asking her to be my valentine.
SO BACK OFF!
February 14th, 2013 at 4:41 PM ^
You sent a what now?
February 14th, 2013 at 4:44 PM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 6:33 PM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 6:38 PM ^
Hey, you're back!!! What did she say?
February 15th, 2013 at 9:08 AM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 4:34 PM ^
Now I can submit my application for boyfriend. Hope I get it!
February 14th, 2013 at 4:35 PM ^
Interesting . . . I've always thought Kate was the kind of girl that I could wrap my hands around. Wait, hands? No, not hands! I meant arms! I meant arms! Shit!
February 14th, 2013 at 9:32 PM ^
haven't you done enough damage in your career?
-- The hookers
-- The anouncing on ESPN
-- The Senate Run
please just step away....
/s <-- just in case it's the real CJ.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:39 PM ^
I should be really happy because now that she is single I have a chance!
In reality, absolutely nothing about my life has changed.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:40 PM ^
Dibs.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:40 PM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 4:41 PM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 4:47 PM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 5:04 PM ^
Actually, I'll be at her house tonight for an "in-home visit"
February 14th, 2013 at 5:08 PM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 5:16 PM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 4:50 PM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 4:53 PM ^
but it was low and outside.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:32 PM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 7:45 PM ^
This whole thread has me crying!!!! You guys are killin me. My wife thinks I've gone totally mental. Thanks, you guys!
February 14th, 2013 at 9:29 PM ^
I think he needs to soften her up with his curve.
February 15th, 2013 at 7:07 AM ^
Bust em inside.
February 14th, 2013 at 11:23 PM ^
He should incorporate screwballs and a split-finger into his repertoire.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:51 PM ^
I neg anyone who negs a Kate Upton post.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:52 PM ^
Check out the video. It's hilariously awesome how bad of a liar she is.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:53 PM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 4:55 PM ^
^ Virgin, 30 years old, avid World of Warcraft gamer, obviously.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:28 PM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 5:30 PM ^
Nailed it.
You, not him. Obviously he's not nailing much of anything
February 14th, 2013 at 4:56 PM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 4:58 PM ^
Are what is known as a Hater.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:22 PM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 6:30 PM ^
February 14th, 2013 at 4:55 PM ^
The fact that you thought I might like a GIF and decided not to include one...
February 14th, 2013 at 4:57 PM ^
...Darren Rovell were asking the questions.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:59 PM ^
I call her!
February 14th, 2013 at 9:33 PM ^
Sorry, Balrog already called dibs...
February 14th, 2013 at 10:49 PM ^
No one can resist these flames.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:06 PM ^
At least if she was committed, I'd know who the competition was.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:07 PM ^
is avuncular.