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05/29/2018 - 1:02pm How underrated

How underrated Michigan is a direct correlation with how well Patterson is going to perform. If he is even pretty good, we are going to destroy teams. The other pieces are just there ready to be unlocked.

05/22/2018 - 1:13pm One thing is for sure

One thing is for sure - we are going to be really good. Now we just need some decent OT and QB play to be extremely good.

05/17/2018 - 10:26am I'm about to go full Ukrainian subway rider on this game!!

I'm about to go full Ukrainian subway rider on this game!!

05/15/2018 - 10:46am The rule changes

The rule changes have made this pointless. Why don't the cfb mods just tell us who they want to win and save us all of the trouble? 

05/14/2018 - 12:22pm It sounds like the Discordians will be doing the attacking.

It sounds like the Discordians will be doing the attacking.

05/14/2018 - 12:20pm How is OSU

How is OSU able to attain so many territories when we can't even hold on to the ones we have as the game's largest group? This is starting to feel like a real M-OSU football game.

05/14/2018 - 9:05am You are the optimist version of Maizen.

You are the optimist version of Maizen.

05/12/2018 - 2:23pm Sir, yes, Sir!

Sir, yes, Sir!

This is great. I was thinking this morning how we could easily be broken into efficient brigades.

05/12/2018 - 2:23pm Sir, yes, Sir!

Sir, yes, Sir!

This is great. I was thinking this morning how we could easily be broken into efficient brigades.

05/11/2018 - 2:06pm I have a multiplier of 1

I have a multiplier of 1 which means the poster above you must be correct. Thanks to both.

05/11/2018 - 1:00pm I voted last night

I voted last night, but my profile still says "0 turns played"

Is that normal?

05/10/2018 - 3:10pm Joined and attacked umass

Joined and attacked umass.

Will be back tomorrow for further instructions.

05/07/2018 - 2:24pm Unfortunately

Unfortunately, Ken also believes in the 10-year tear down. It's going to be a brutal stretch.

05/04/2018 - 12:47pm I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the Ukraine.

I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the Ukraine.

04/27/2018 - 9:10am How is this asshole not banned yet?

How is this asshole not banned yet? What a fucking loser.

04/10/2018 - 11:14am If Michigan

If Michigan could somehow prove that Ole Miss was stretching too much, Patterson's eligibility would be a slam dunk.

04/09/2018 - 3:25pm Lemonheads

Lemonheads

03/31/2018 - 8:47pm Wicked Weed - Pernicious

Wicked Weed - Pernicious IPA and shots of Hard Luck Candy vodka with my wife. It's a good night.

03/31/2018 - 7:11pm The good news

The good news is that we have to have a better second half, right?

03/31/2018 - 5:32pm I would simply play Patterson and make the NCAA react.

I would simply play Patterson and make the NCAA react.

03/29/2018 - 6:14pm Will it hurt it statistically?

Will it hurt it statistically? Of course.

Will it hurt it to the point that it matters? Not with the remaining schedule.

03/27/2018 - 5:18pm That or Michigan State

That or Michigan State, depending on whether you work for TBS or not.

03/27/2018 - 11:05am CBS = SEC

CBS = SEC when it comes to football. Of course Dodd is going to talk shit about Harbaugh.

03/24/2018 - 11:36pm Sister Jean

Sister Jean looks much more sickly than she did at the beginning of the tournament. I think it is literally killing her. I'm not just trying to be an asshole - I really think so.

03/24/2018 - 11:33pm Z is the man

Z is the man. Period. We are in good hands for the foreseeable future.

03/24/2018 - 11:25pm The Dana Jacobsen

The Dana Jacobsen / Leonard Hamilton interview is amazing.

03/24/2018 - 11:17pm Cut the twine!!

Cut the twine!!

03/24/2018 - 10:19pm These announcers are unbearable

These announcers are unbearable

03/24/2018 - 7:14pm Barkley's prediction is the kiss of death.

Barkley's prediction is the kiss of death.

03/22/2018 - 8:18pm I don't use this word lightly

I don't use this word lightly, but this is cray!!

03/21/2018 - 9:50am I saw an interview with Poole

I saw an interview with Poole where he stated that he did not see the shot go in the basket. However, every replay / picture I've seen seems to indicate otherwise, as he appears to be looking straight at the basket with no obstruction. Is it possible he was experiencing a Frank "The Tank" "That's how you debate!" moment?

03/15/2018 - 10:55pm Fuck you

Fuck you to whoever brought up that woman screaming. I didn't notice it before, but now I can't unhear it.

03/15/2018 - 10:08pm A grizzly

A grizzly is probably the mascot most akin to a wolverine in the entire tournament, though that will likely not affect the outcome in any way.

03/15/2018 - 8:36pm You responded 3 minutes after he did!

You responded 3 minutes after he did! That is shorter than any of his response times. Again, you are a fucking hypocrite, and quite a pathetic one. I can't tell if you're just an asshole or astoundingly stupid. Seriously, you suck.

03/15/2018 - 3:04pm But calling someone a fucking douchebag does?

But calling someone a fucking douchebag does? You just cemented my argument for me.

03/15/2018 - 2:16pm You should do a PSA on hypocrisy.

You should do a PSA on hypocrisy.

03/15/2018 - 12:01pm To be perfectly honest

To be perfectly honest, I would probably still hate him even if he did save the world. I might thank him though.

03/14/2018 - 10:57am NCAA MBB and football

NCAA MBB and football are almost on par with fake wrestling at this point. Outcomes determined beforehand by financial decisions, cheating, and shady/incompetent refereeing. It is getting increasingly difficult to take these high-dollar revenue sports seriously anymore. I mean, I still love them, I just think they're a fucking joke.

03/06/2018 - 4:06pm Nihilist Arby's!

Nihilist Arby's! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of a roast beef sandwich, dude, at least it's an ethos.

03/02/2018 - 2:30pm I'll be watching on Foultracker, I mean Gametracker...

I'll be watching Foultracker, I mean Gametracker...

03/02/2018 - 9:17am I can't even dream up

I can't even dream up a single, reasonable point that might support this statement. Thinking about it at all was probably my first mistake.

03/01/2018 - 5:07pm This time of year

This time of year, a win is a win.

03/01/2018 - 4:20pm I am at work and watching on a Gamecast

I am at work and watching on a Gamecast. It is nothing but "Foul on (insert Michigan player". Seems like a frustrating game to play/watch.

03/01/2018 - 12:06pm ...cringe

...cringe

03/01/2018 - 12:04pm The B1G is starting a new thing

The B1G is starting a new thing - "February Fatuousness"

03/01/2018 - 10:38am I would have liked it better

I would have liked it better if he left the O's and S's out of all of their names. Then it would be cool like Urban.

02/27/2018 - 4:15pm I see why you call yourself "Pepto Bismol"

I see why you call yourself "Pepto Bismol". Anyone who gets this worked up over the perception of a grad transfer OT by a message board's general population has to have an ulcer.

02/27/2018 - 11:38am Ken Holland 1 -- Salary Cap 28

Ken Holland  1 -- Salary Cap  28

02/26/2018 - 11:44am Biological didn't bother

Biological didn't bother, Phil is his grandfather...

02/26/2018 - 11:16am If he's anything like his father

If he's anything like his father, then hell no.