OT: A Question My Friend Asked Me. He was Drunk too.
January 19th, 2012 at 12:42 AM ^
I'm too drunk to remember what my answer was going to be.
I do however remember how to neg op'ers.
January 19th, 2012 at 12:49 AM ^
OP labeled it OT, you knew it when you clicked on it. Lighten up.
January 19th, 2012 at 12:42 AM ^
Buckeyes, duh
January 19th, 2012 at 12:42 AM ^
A thread like this takes guts...and speaking of guts, I'll go with zombies. Easy choice.
January 19th, 2012 at 12:43 AM ^
When did I navigate back to RCMB? Where is the "Hot or Not" thread?
January 19th, 2012 at 12:44 AM ^
1 buckeyes
<br>2 phila flyer fans
<br>3 Rick perry
<br>4 my home owners association.
January 19th, 2012 at 12:47 AM ^
Killing zombies would be so much fun. Kill them with guns, swords, cars, fire, chemicals, baseball bats, etc. To be clear, I'm talking about slow moving zombies. Killing zombies opens you up to nearly endless methods of murder, while against anyone else it's pretty much just guns. You'd never get bored of killing zombies! Not to mention if i I'd have a high chance of survival against zombies, but against Nazis, Soviets, and Aliens, it'd be a lot harder to live. Zombieland would be my perfect scenario. Mostly because I'd be hooking up with Emma Stone.
January 19th, 2012 at 12:52 AM ^
Nazis, Soviets and Aliens getting blasted away but I'd go with Zombies also! Way more fun to slaughter lol
January 19th, 2012 at 6:48 AM ^
Zombies decked out in Ohio and MSU gear?
January 19th, 2012 at 7:22 AM ^
I didn't know there'd be osu and msu zombies.
January 19th, 2012 at 12:52 PM ^
Doesn't matter whether it's movies, tv shows, or video games. The dowloadable zombie game for Red Dead Redemption was incredible.
Within the last few years I think it has boiled down to Zombies=always cool, Vampires=dumb. You have shows like the Walking Dead, and the movie Zombieland as examples. I also thought Planet Terror was a great movie.
January 19th, 2012 at 12:48 AM ^
Kill with crossbow like Norman reedus in "the walking dead"
January 19th, 2012 at 10:25 AM ^
They had to give him a redneck name like Darryl. I think Norman Reedus is redneck enough.
January 19th, 2012 at 11:03 AM ^
Oh man I was just going to bring up The Walking Dead. Kick ass show, apparently the graphic novels that the show is based on are pretty cool, but I haven't read them
January 19th, 2012 at 12:55 AM ^
Nazi indoctrinated Alien Zombies in Soviet uniforms??
January 19th, 2012 at 12:57 AM ^
That's my final answer.
January 19th, 2012 at 1:02 AM ^
Easy. Slow-moving, but persistent. A challenge, but very doable.
January 19th, 2012 at 1:16 AM ^
all the things you just said can also be applied to Lindsey Lohan
January 19th, 2012 at 1:08 AM ^
Well I would join the Nazis so.... 2, 3, or 4
January 19th, 2012 at 11:38 AM ^
Easy there Gordon Gee....
January 19th, 2012 at 1:13 AM ^
My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?
January 19th, 2012 at 1:21 AM ^
All of the above except the Nazis.... they be my niggas
January 19th, 2012 at 1:22 AM ^
I think it would be really cool to fight aliens who look exactly like Urban Meyer.
January 19th, 2012 at 2:04 AM ^
1. writers from the B/R
2. buckeye fans
3. nazis
4. cats
January 19th, 2012 at 9:02 AM ^
then I would pretty much agree...
January 19th, 2012 at 3:57 AM ^
I can write a book on 1001 ways to kill them!
January 19th, 2012 at 4:28 AM ^
The OP?
/s
January 19th, 2012 at 7:40 AM ^
Perfect combination ...I'm actually addicted to it, so I'd say Nazi zombies ...(Or as Brad Pitt would say,"natzes")
January 19th, 2012 at 8:55 AM ^
That movie was awful by the way.
January 19th, 2012 at 9:05 AM ^
so was your mom!
January 19th, 2012 at 7:59 AM ^
I have to go with Aliens. Just because I don't get the "I killed somebody's dad" guilt for the next 50 years. I guess zombies are similar, but that's only if I know they are never coming back, but still there's the lingering memory that they were once people.
January 19th, 2012 at 9:04 AM ^
January 19th, 2012 at 9:35 AM ^
I would want to fight nazi zombies from outer space, yep bet you all didn't know that was actually a movie
January 19th, 2012 at 10:07 AM ^
Is it too late to start a "We are Eastern Michigan's Biggest Rival" thread?
January 19th, 2012 at 10:24 AM ^
I would definitely want to fight communists just like the high school kids did in Red Dawn. That way I could hide out in the mountains and be part of an insurgency that calls themselves the wolverines.
Wasn't that every child of the 1980s fantasy?
January 19th, 2012 at 10:52 AM ^
I knew I shouldn't have opened this thread. "He was drunk too", should have been the tip-off.
January 19th, 2012 at 11:24 AM ^
If Will Smith can make a living fighting aliens, so can I.
January 19th, 2012 at 1:20 PM ^
You forgot the #1 most common movie enemy, the businessman. Hollywood HATES businessmen. Far more common for a businessman to be the BBEG than for any of the four listed above, especially on net given the number of good guy aliens (and soviets, or at least socialists).