OT: Would you rather...
All of the boring "would you rather" questions have been used. Lets get more interesting. I'll start with a couple.
1. Would you rather have only one glass of water every day to drink for the rest of your life, or unlimited vodka.
2. Would you rather make love to a person with no arms or one with no legs.
Good grief, is it still the off season? This is getting out of hand...
I spent the first month and a half of the summer working at Old Faithful. Yogi says "hello."
Though the Bee Hive geyser nearby was pretty awesome with a double rainbow.
I was there just a couple weeks ago, and I happened to arrive at the geysers at the right time to see both Old Faithful and the Beehive. And yeah, the Beehive is AMAZING. It's also very good at getting spectators wet.
Also, while at Yellowstone for only one day, I met:
-A family from Lake Orion
-A family from Grand Rapids
-A park employee originally from West Bloomfield
-A family from Iowa, but one of whom is attending Michigan
This is the benefit of wearing a Michigan shirt while traveling.
"It's also very good at getting spectators wet." HEY-O!!!
I was there just a couple weeks ago, and I happened to arrive at the geysers at the right time to see both Old Faithful and the Beehive. And yeah, the Beehive is AMAZING. It's also very good at getting spectators wet.
Also, while at Yellowstone for only one day, I met:
-A family from Lake Orion
-A family from Grand Rapids
-A park employee originally from West Bloomfield
-A family from Iowa, but one of whom is attending Michigan
This is the benefit of wearing a Michigan shirt while traveling.
To be honest, the geysers are fun for a day and that's it. The Grand Canyon of Yellowstone is by far the best part of the park. Also, they fly-fishing is unbeatable.
You're right: the canyon is incredible. I walked the path down to the lower falls overlook (the one right at the top of the falls -- not the platform with the stairs leading down to it), and the view of the canyon from that spot was gorgeous. I keep looking at my photo of the view just because it's such an incredible spot.
Vodka and legless for $200 Alex.
Would you rather be kicked in the balls by nude Heidi Klum or deep tissue massaged by nude Dick Cheney?
couldn't they take turns?
LOL! well done. Although i disagree, I take the water and legless. not a big vodka fan. (Side note, anyone try Sweet tea vodka? that's pretty solid but messes you up!)
My girlfriend does...
But seriously she does. And I've tried it before and I 100% agree. It's a little too pricey for my (college student) blood though.
Sweet tea vodka is fantastic. Not too expensive, either, depending on the brand.
Yeah it all depends where you get it. I like me my Firefly.
Silvy? Is that you?
Gonna have to go with Consuelo.
And water.
what is your preference?
To ask this question I know you are drinking more vodka than water.
I don't turn 21 for another two and a half weeks, so currently my answer is water as decided by the government. I really have no say in the matter.
Water: all the vodka in the world could not sway me. I need some real fluids to make it through the day.
Legless: Easier to pick up during the love making. Plus there is access from many angles......see you in hell
Kathy Bates or Roseanne
This just stopped being fun.
Have you seen About Schmidt? It can't get any worse that that. Plus I think Roseanne lost some weight.
Kathy Bates all the way. She doesn't have Roseanne's "iconic" voice, so if you close your eyes with her, you can pretend you fucked up royally and went home with a big librarian woman. With Roseanne, it doesn't matter if you close your eyes, your ears, your nose. YOU ARE FUCKING ROSEANNE BARR AND YOU CANNOT ESCAPE.
exactly. does anyone think roseanne is going to shut the hell up during your time together? no way. it would be a nightmare.
Trust me on this one.
Hahahahaha
I have laughed harder from this post than ever before on this site. Thanks guys! Good stuff.
I'm a fan of the Golden Nugget myself.
THAT disturbed me. Still.. LOL
Water and legless. If it really starts to bother you, duct tape a couple of baseball bats to her stumps.
Legless all the way. She can be the "spinner" in my new spread n' shred offense.
VODKA and Roseanne.
Roseanne over Kathy Bates, armless or legless?
An interesting choice - my only concern is that I would fear for my life in the same room as her.
Are we talking full-on legless or stumps that go maybe half-thigh length?
There are concerns of balance and ability to support oneself here...
But I guess when you get down to it, I'd go legless either way.
And water, but if it were bourbon rather than vodka, I'd take the liquor option.
would you rather..
shit a softball?
or piss a marble?
The former.
I'd piss a softball. Barwis told me that's what real men do.
I got about half way through this thread before I was laughing so hard I was blowing pop out of my nose...
Water and Armless
You can't move with no legs...
You can't run, either.
Demi Moore in Striptease
or Halle Berry in Swordfish?
Yes.
please
Oh, and water and armless. All you legless sickos are weirding me out over here.
Every time.
Scotch?
Gin?
Unlike vodka and water, they have flavor.
1) jump out of a car at 45 mph onto concrete in only your underwear, or
2) jump off a bar and land on your knees?
As for OP, I'm a vodka and one-arm-and-a-leg-on-the-opposite side. Just for the asymmetry.