March 22nd, 2011 at 11:04 AM ^
This man will teach you everything you need to know about women. True story.
I say Floyd and T-Woolf. Beaver forgot they were injured and had to rehab.
I say Forcier because Beaver doesn't know he is off the team and would lead us to believe he is a DB.
I heard a rumor we lost by 2 yesterday to Duke, but I refuse to accept it and look foward to Arizona later this week.
I heard that the pain experienced in yesterday's loss was nothing like that of Texas and Pitt fans.
I heard a rumor that Oprah's farts are responsible for global warming and tsunamis.
The debate is over
It's not her farts you should be worried about...
WOW I just laughed for a good 3 min. Where do u find these things?? U sir a champion. +1 and thank you.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:20 PM ^
"laughed"
Couldn't it be injury, sickness, etc.
The DB that was absent is Denard Robinson. Hoke thinks he'll be the best 3rd string safety in Michigan history, making stops for the manball offense led by Jack Kennedy.
farts cause the global warming. The ass flapping caused by said farts cause the tsunamis.
And the farts you don't hear at all will kill you. SBD
look like a white Calvin Magee with the way he wears his hat in the prac video?
He is Uncle Fester.
Who is the next person to add a sarcastic remark? I think the 30th was enough.
The names I've seen thrown around on message boards are Terry Talbott and Cullen Christian. I do not know if it's true, but those are just the names I've seen. Don't shoot the messenger.
OMG -- it's a messenger -- get him!!!!
I voted you up so you'd have 13 and be unlucky. NOBODY ELSE VOTE HIM UP !
The Beave changed his comment to say it was not a member of the DL, so maybe it was the other Talbott. Who the hell knows?
Additionally, they may have had an excuse for missing practice and whichever tipster/indsider provided the info may not have knowledge of the excuse.
The rumor I felt said that TT and CC are really disconcerted over the lack of yelling and screaming by the coaches; they've concluded that it means Hoke & Co. don't love them or care about them. They're looking to transfer to Nebraska so they can get some real family-atmosphere screaming from Pelini.
Now they would have to pay their own way, a year ago they could have gotten a scholie
Christian was absent because he is still at his press conference.
I was surprised that Cullen Christian wasn't in the practice video, but I'm not really interested in completely useless speculation.
The CC thing is possible? FB status today that doesn't mention football but does indicate he's going through some stuff. Could be coincidence and unrelated, though, I've got no idea.
Well your stalking made me want to stalk, and I saw that 23 hours ago, he went from "in a relationship" to "single." So maybe that's what his emotional status was referring to?
Maybe it's just me, but I think it would be nice of we could keep the Facebook stalking limited to public comments/musings about the team. Updates on relationship status are where things start to cross the line, in my opinion.
The next MGoBoard enhancement script should auto-posbang any Calvin & Hobbes posts.
I was just furthering the fact that CC's facebook had no negative feelings towards football and gave a reason as to why. In no way do I actually care about or want to expose the personal lives of the team.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:57 PM ^
Well, I must be in the minority, because I've been negged for the above comment.
Nevermind - let's DEFINITELY update relationship status changes from Facebook! It sounds like a great idea!
March 21st, 2011 at 11:03 PM ^
I'll join you as a minority. Some of us cross the line when it comes to this kind of stuff especially recruits. What comes to mind is the incident where someone of this blog was constantly tweeting prospects about where they were going.
March 21st, 2011 at 11:12 PM ^
I wasn't aware of that incident. It sounds believeable, though.
Well, I did a little stalking too. I just googled "Cullen Christian Twitter" and found this http://twitter.com/Call_Me_Nasty. It seems like he was at the Athletic complex about 6 hours ago. I'm thinking he was at practice, and if he wasn't he's still on the team. That is if I'm interpretting it correctly.
He asked Vinopal if he was ok a couple of times on twitter.
Dude, we all know by now that CC means COACHING CHANGE. That is done. Please find a new abbreviation.
Dee Hart and Demar Dorsey?
Too soon....
Too soon....
I just have to paraphrase Blazefire's signature:
"Sooner or later, you're going to have to stick your arm up a beaver's butt."
The responses to this post are what I love most about this blog! Funny shit! If this was the LSU blog, people would be killing chickens and making voodoo sacrifices over the prospect of (unconfirmed) missing players.
Nah, we only pluck 'em.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMGZMoENjcU
Disclamer: I wouldn't watch if I were squeamish.
Edit: Decided to just link it instead.
There is going to be attrition, like there is in every coaching change. As long as Denard and Devin aren't part of it, the team will be fine. As for today, it doesn't mean squat. The attrition won't begin until the semester ends.
It all works out fine. I'm not literally comparing football to life and death, but this metaphor still holds true: it's better to find out someone doesn't fit in boot camp than in a foxhole. By the end of spring practice, there will be a few players that don't fit, or for whom Michigan doesn't fit. As long as they don't badmouth the program on the way out, I will wish them well.
For realz though if CC washes out that literally makes everyone of RR's big name recruits a bust: BooBoo(Circa Lloyd), Vlad, Tate, LaLota, Turner, and Demar.
By big name I mean people we all salavated over when they committed, granted there have been plenty of other kids who have stepped up and became stars in their own right by hardwork and dedication.
Except for Campbell and Garnder
Devin Gardner wore a red shirt outside his dormroom thursday when the weather was nice, any reason for concern?
March 21st, 2011 at 10:09 PM ^
Traitor! Only blue shirts are acceptable. Unless it's his medical red shirt, then that's fine. Sucks he'll have to wear it for 4 years though./s
March 21st, 2011 at 10:39 PM ^
Surprisingly, I don't regret clicking on this thread
*sees 90+ thread about a topic that shouldn't be over 30*
"Huh, I wonder what happened. If this many people responded something serio--"
*sees Sucker Punch women and random posbangs*
"Somehow, I'm not surprised."