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|39 weeks 3 days ago||Neil Diamond and it ain't even close . . .||
A pretentious wiener.
Drops mic, etc.
|41 weeks 1 day ago||Probaly why Ilitch doubled down on the Tigers||
|45 weeks 3 days ago||Don't you mean Indiana is Adios?||
|45 weeks 3 days ago||The sea was angry that day, my friends . . .||
George: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.
George: [reveals the obstruction to be a golf ball]
Kramer: What is that, a Titleist?
Kramer: A hole in one, huh?
Jerry: Well, the crowd most have gone wild!
George: Oh yes they did Jerry they were all over me. It was like Rocky 1. Diane came up to me, threw her arms around me, and kissed me. We both had tears streaming down our faces. I never saw anyone so beautiful. It was at that moment I decided to tell her I was not a marine biologist!
Jerry: Wow! What'd she say?
George: She told me to "Go to hell!" and I took the bus home.
|46 weeks 3 days ago||That's not a dong forest, what kind of training facility . . .||
|50 weeks 1 day ago||Some of my favorites . . .||
Don't want Love:
Smoke That Cigarette:
|51 weeks 6 days ago||It never felt to me like they got the recognition they deserved||
It did not help that Andy had stage fright.
X is another group I liked:
|51 weeks 6 days ago||XTC - Mayor of Simpleton . .||
Actually like most of this record
|51 weeks 6 days ago||Here is the vid, BTW, I guess he finally fixed his teeth . . .|
|1 year 15 weeks ago||This article feels less even than usual. Doesn't mention poor||
field conditions/wind, or what a great job our punter did. I think he took alook at the stat line and mailed this one in. Agree that he could have easily laid the same criticisms on his favorite team.
|1 year 16 weeks ago||Hom about keeping them alive in an "In Memoriam" section||
|1 year 21 weeks ago||what do you get when you mix a dyslexic with an agnostic? . . .||
Someone who does not believe in dog.
|1 year 28 weeks ago||Jimmy jim jim . . .||
This guy is a bit tiresome
|1 year 37 weeks ago||That's easy - Wicked Stage w/ Anna Kendricks. . .||
featuring the Kit Kat Girls from Cabaret. No kid s/b able to sing that well or have that kind of stage presence. Kit Kats are over the top.
|1 year 39 weeks ago||Key and Peele Scat Duel|
|1 year 43 weeks ago||This guy is pretty bad . . .|
|1 year 44 weeks ago||Wait a minute, what ever happened to . . . .||
Double Secret Probation
|2 years 7 weeks ago||The P.S. was cut off. It said . . .||
Please put in a good word for Coach Hoke, we still enjoy beating the crap out of you guys every year.
|2 years 7 weeks ago||Did you say "Leopold"? . .|
|2 years 18 weeks ago||I think what bugs me about the kicking game is the special teams||
play in general. The 2 big goofs of App State onsides kick (almost a turnover) and the short kickoff turnover from Miami after Norfleet had a nice return were predictable situations that the boys should have been prepared for. They were not.
At least we play at home, so road buterflies s/b at bay.
|2 years 20 weeks ago||That old guy from Nebraska was right on:||
"Football Game Or Circus?
I have been thinking about this since I arrived home from the game last night.I will preface this post by saying I'm nearly 60 and have had my seats in Memorial stadium for over 30 years. I fully understand what some percieve as a need to cater to the desires of all the young high school football players we are trying to recruit but I am wondering if this may be at the cost of alienating some of the older fan base such as myself.I'm wondering if anyone else felt like the game yesterday was more like a circus or carnival than a football game?
To me,the music was way too loud,played way too often and in my opinion actually detracted from the whole gamesure what to think of the WiFi deal,all of the texting etc on the cell phones was enough to drive me crazy and now the fans are bringing laptops and holding them up in the air to take photos.Instead of something worthwhile being shown on the big screen, we are asked to text in whether we prefer the cornheads or the red foam hats! Dedicated lines at the concessions for debit cards is another thing that I'm sure will really appeal to some but is it really that hard to carry a few bucks cash to buy a soda and a dog?
My 17 year old grandson attends every game with me and has since he was 7 or 8 and even he thought the whole remake was a bit much. I am not a person who makes snap decisions but at this point in time,I'm not sure I'll renew my 4 seats for next year......I know many on here will disagree with me and say "good maybe some real fans will be able to buy those tickets". Just wondering what everyone else thinks? GO BIG RED!"
I would say "Circus".
|2 years 21 weeks ago||Football game from MASH movie||
Painless: [lining up during football game] All right, Bub, your fuckin' head is coming right off.
[the first use of the word "fuck" in a major motion picture]
[a gun goes off at the football game]
Hotlips O'Houlihan: Oh my God! They've shot him!
Colonel Blake: Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop! It's the end of the quarter.
Colonel Blake: Football game?
Gen. Hammond: Yeah, yeah, we put up a few bets, five thousand maybe, and have a little fun. Special services in Tokyo says it's one of the best gimmicks we've got to keep the American way of life going here in Asia.
Colonel Blake: Betting?
Gen. Hammond: No, football.
Colonel Blake: [to Spearchucker Jones at the football practice] I had another idea. I think we should have some plays. You know, usually in football you have some organized plays...
Spearchucker: If you don't mind, I took the liberty.
Colonel Blake: Oh, you have...
Spearchucker: I drew up about seven or eight plays. I figure that's about all this bunch can handle.
Colonel Blake: Oh, these are good. These are very good. Uh, what are these little arrows?
|2 years 22 weeks ago||If he does come back we can scootch up the safties and . . .||
see if he can throw 30 yards without writhing in pain.
|2 years 24 weeks ago||Future of UM basketball . . .||
(start at 21 seconds for basketballs)
|2 years 33 weeks ago||yakety sax||
Mario manningham - best 1st half ever
|2 years 36 weeks ago||Japanese are saying looks like the fattest Goddzilla ever . .||
Probably the 12.1 percent body fat that gets added for just being an American.
|2 years 46 weeks ago||Did the surgury give him a defense? That would be the thing . .||
to stop his headaches.
|2 years 51 weeks ago||This is a what did he know and when did he know it issue . . .||
Puts a different light on "think of brunette girls" line.
Regardless, all my prayers for the victim and hope that she can recover OK.
|3 years 1 week ago||I think that the well to do schools can afford to pay the extra||
wages with 2 DCs. This keeps Johnson well paid and out of the hands of other B10 schools. Better transition when they dump Fickle next year. A Win for Ohio (!Bobcats).
|3 years 5 weeks ago||looks like . . .||
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