December 12th, 2021 at 1:55 PM ^
Burn!!
December 12th, 2021 at 3:31 PM ^
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December 12th, 2021 at 8:59 PM ^
Consult your doctor if BPONE lasts for more than 4 months.
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December 12th, 2021 at 1:57 PM ^
Desmond The Legend
December 12th, 2021 at 4:19 PM ^
I bet Ryan Day is so angry about this that he's going to hang 27 on somebody
December 12th, 2021 at 4:33 PM ^
Wondering how many buckeyes have 27 ornaments hanging on their trees…. I mean they were going to hang 100 but.. 27 was the best they got
December 12th, 2021 at 6:47 PM ^
I upvoted you and immediately felt bad I increased your upvote count from 27 to 28.
December 12th, 2021 at 9:58 PM ^
cumong guys let's hang 100 on him
December 12th, 2021 at 1:58 PM ^
And THAT is one of the worst things about the internet: it gives an asshole like Zach a forum when in a non-internet world the only people who would ever have to deal with his crap would be his family and fellow employees. Maybe Urbs would like to add him to his staff? Sounds as if he would fit right in with Urban’s “loser” assistants.
December 12th, 2021 at 2:05 PM ^
True, but without the internets, both would likely still be employed at OSU.
December 12th, 2021 at 2:32 PM ^
I don't think its wise to blame the internet for the actions of the people that use it. It's like hitting yourself in the hand while trying to hammer a nail and blaming the hammer.
December 12th, 2021 at 3:45 PM ^
Except he's not. He is just saying that it gives idiots a platform that amplifies their nonsense. Zach is still fully responsible for his misuse of it.
December 12th, 2021 at 9:49 PM ^
Look at it this way: if there was, like, a town loudspeaker, that anyone could use at any time, and it got taken over by the town asshole who used it at all hours of the day to just be a dick about stuff, what would people do? Most people would just take down the loudspeaker.
December 12th, 2021 at 4:04 PM ^
Unfortunately Twitter gives jackasses like this a voice.
And boy howdy are there a lot like him.
December 12th, 2021 at 6:45 PM ^
That's why I avoid Twitter, just a forum of endless arguments and flame wars.
December 12th, 2021 at 1:58 PM ^
That last one.....pot, kettle, etc...
December 12th, 2021 at 4:40 PM ^
It isn't pot and kettle. Desmond repeated a Wayne Brady joke on Chapelle about choking a B and was referring to Reece Davis who teased UofM for a poor record vs OSU. This Buckeye literally beat his wife.
December 12th, 2021 at 5:02 PM ^
The fact that Smith called him out on something that he, himself, did is the point. Maybe the pot/kettle comparison isn't quite right here, but my point was about Smith's disingenuousness, which is what the pot/kettle idiom means.
December 12th, 2021 at 1:59 PM ^
Desmond is going full Tony Montana "little friend" on Twitter. And it's glorious!
December 12th, 2021 at 2:02 PM ^
Zach Smith's comments are ND's defensive backs.
December 12th, 2021 at 2:03 PM ^
December 12th, 2021 at 7:19 PM ^
I wonder if someday, those two guys in this gif will get a "whatever happened to ..." follow-up
December 12th, 2021 at 11:23 PM ^
Whoever did the editing of this gif is a genius. It is the most seamless gif I've ever seen. Normally there's a noticeable break before the repeat. Not here.
December 13th, 2021 at 1:02 PM ^
Couldn't agree more. Every time I see it I watch a couple iterations thru and try to figure out why it works so well.
December 12th, 2021 at 2:06 PM ^
Textbook case of projection by Zach, here. Points 1 and 2 are the same point: Desmond, a Heisman and Superbowl MVP winner, has far more knowledge of football than Zach, who is no more than a former nepotism hire. Point 3: Zach attacking anybody on the grounds of class is either hilarious, or disturbingly sociopathic. I'm guessing the latter, given such a long pattern of behavior, but Desmond responded with class, since he was @ directly. Point 4: Zach literally abused his wife for years.
December 12th, 2021 at 2:09 PM ^
Re: point 4.
Good point.
Is Smith making a point about Desmond's usage of colorful language being in poor taste? Or, shuddering, is he making the point that Desmond should not just talk about it but be about it?
I think that's a fair question, given Zach Smith's history.
December 12th, 2021 at 3:08 PM ^
But also, Howard’s quote in point 4 was from a comedy sketch in the Chappelle Show. People can decide for themselves the appropriateness of that kind of comment, but context is important, as des never actually threatened to choke someone lol.
December 12th, 2021 at 2:07 PM ^
I often dream of a day when Twitter (and similar platforms) die a hard death. These platforms don’t make asshole degenerates like Zach Smith, but they allow them to get to the masses.
December 12th, 2021 at 2:09 PM ^
On the other hand, they do allow the masses to get to assholes like Zach Smith
December 12th, 2021 at 2:15 PM ^
Agreed. While I believe it's vital that everybody has the ability to be heard, social media, instead, gives every clown a stage to perform on. It's junk food for the brain, that the world seriously needs to go on a diet from.
December 12th, 2021 at 7:37 PM ^
"... social media, instead, gives every clown a stage to perform on.
Unless their performance is such an egregious and consistent pile of bullshit that they get banned. Which I understand will happen sometimes.
December 12th, 2021 at 2:41 PM ^
The masses do have a choice - stay off Twitter. At least it works for me.
December 12th, 2021 at 2:56 PM ^
Agreed! I’m not on any social media at all, and I’m much better for it. However, I do have some current challenges
1. I have a couple kids and social media is almost part of their DNA. I’m having a hard time controlling what goes on between my children and the rest of the social media world.
2. I have a hard fast rule about photos of myself. They do not end up on social media AT ALL. This seems like a reasonable request, but it pisses off some of my in-laws who love to share everything with the the world. I tell them if they intend to post a picture on social media, I will not be in it. And if I find out they posted a picture with me on their respective social media platforms, I tell them to immediately remove it. It creates a lot of friction. And holidays are here, so I expect some fun discussions on this topic in the coming weeks with my in-laws.
December 12th, 2021 at 3:58 PM ^
Can you at least post picture of yourself here, so we can see what all the fuss is about?
December 12th, 2021 at 4:24 PM ^
Witness protection or FBI most wanted?
December 12th, 2021 at 6:36 PM ^
Why? Better Zach takes it out on twitter instead of his gf/wife.
December 12th, 2021 at 2:08 PM ^
Lol Desmond. Buckeye fans are salty as hell after last night and have been going in on Desmond for the past day.
As for Zach Smith, maybe he should do the world a favor and remove himself from it. A truly awful human.
December 12th, 2021 at 2:53 PM ^
Yeah, bro, insisting someone remove themself from the world is a step too far
December 12th, 2021 at 2:11 PM ^
I like Saturdays in July. I find them quite classy.
December 12th, 2021 at 2:29 PM ^
True, but a Zach Smith Saturday in July is likely spent at an Ohio strip club for the noon shift with a trunk full of sex toys he had shipped to the office.
Drinking cheap beer, pissed that the wife took the kids and urban left town and has a new naked guy to do coke with on a boat.
Not classy..
December 12th, 2021 at 5:57 PM ^
Kinda classy… For Ohio.
December 12th, 2021 at 7:37 PM ^
True, it's probably a step up from the truck stop with a lot lizard who probably has as much teeth as a jack o lantern..
December 12th, 2021 at 2:23 PM ^
Keep us posted - I seriously doubt that this confrontation will end here.
<Insert popcorn gif>
December 12th, 2021 at 2:24 PM ^
I like how his handle still has Coach in it. Dude hasn't coached in like 5 years and no one is dumb enough to hire him.
December 13th, 2021 at 9:28 AM ^
This! I'm surprised Desmond hasn't called him out on it. "Coach"
December 12th, 2021 at 2:27 PM ^
Desmond Howard: Heisman winner and legend.
Zach Smith? never heard of him
December 12th, 2021 at 2:28 PM ^
Zach Smith has as much class as a mid-October Wednesday in Columbus.
December 12th, 2021 at 2:32 PM ^
FLAIL. One of 4 people out of 8 billion on this earth with a Heisman and a Super Bowl MVP in their trophy case probably knows a bit about football.
Adians exact quote was - "The main mission was to come back, was to beat Ohio State and win a B1G championship". Then everyone reacted with WHOA!!! - like it was some giant dis. Aidan has been quoted as saying the exact same thing 100x over the last 10 months. Des reacted in the moment with 5 quick words. GTFO with this. tOSU staff, players, entire Ath. Dept. and especially their fans have been dishing shit out on an unrelenting daily basis for 2 decades. F OFF.