Your Michigan Football Dreams
Last night I had a very vivid dream that we won tomorrow night and not just tomorrow, but we also went on to win it all! Harbaugh had a maniac laugh and said that he loved fooling everyone and now they could all live in their misery for doubting him ( I know crazy as shit dream). The only other catch, like all dreams, there is always a catch, I was on the Team. As a kid growing up near Michigan Stadium and playing at Eber Woods and Fritz Park as a little kid I always dreamed of playing and going to Michigan. Unfortunately that never happened because I was a dumb kid who wasted his talent and couldn't act like I was supposed to. Now, pushing 40, if I suited up for the Wolverines I would get killed cause I am not in any sort of condition for that haha! Not in this dream though, I was a WR and LB and I was tearing it up. What dreams have you had involving Michigan? I am sure some of you will say this is dumb, but as I sit in my office and dream of a victory tomorrow and a return to glory for our Maize and Blue, I thought it would be fun to talk about and share. Have a Good Friday and Godspeed. Go Blue!
October 18th, 2019 at 10:20 AM ^
Honestly, this seems so simple it might be true. This dude is a fuckin clairvoyant.
October 18th, 2019 at 10:21 AM ^
Lots of those in Manchester Flats my dude...
Get your shit together tomorrow night.
October 18th, 2019 at 10:24 AM ^
Unsolved mysteries wednesdays: the premonitions of Eli
October 18th, 2019 at 10:13 AM ^
Dude, don't take DMT before going to bed.
October 18th, 2019 at 10:15 AM ^
Take DMT often
October 18th, 2019 at 10:22 AM ^
Take me where?
October 18th, 2019 at 11:56 AM ^
Wow, that is not something I ever noticed before now. And now I'm wondering if they did it intentionally and whether you chose it as a result of that.
October 18th, 2019 at 4:22 PM ^
The world would be a better place.
October 18th, 2019 at 11:55 AM ^
Square.
October 18th, 2019 at 10:14 AM ^
Eli,
You should probably quit drinking
Or drink more
50/50
October 18th, 2019 at 10:16 AM ^
I don't drink at all anymore. I used to be an addict and I got help. My life was changed.
October 18th, 2019 at 12:09 PM ^
That's one way to halt a conversation.
October 18th, 2019 at 12:16 PM ^
You should be doing a 10 Step then and promptly admit this Post is wrong.
October 18th, 2019 at 5:57 PM ^
Well done Eli, well done.
October 18th, 2019 at 10:14 AM ^
Ya know, we don't have to share everything that happens in our daily lives.
October 18th, 2019 at 10:16 AM ^
Yes, I know, but sitting in the office is killing me today.
October 18th, 2019 at 10:18 AM ^
A large portion of the MGoBlogosphere these days.
October 18th, 2019 at 10:18 AM ^
I once had a dream I was on the football team as well. But I was a 3rd string walk-on OL, which says a lot about how I see myself in my own dreams.
October 18th, 2019 at 10:22 AM ^
You had me until Return to Glory.
October 18th, 2019 at 10:22 AM ^
I had a dream that we'd exceed expectations in a meaningful football game.
October 18th, 2019 at 3:42 PM ^
Does this mean that we beat the spread by a touchdown tomorrow but still lose by two?
October 18th, 2019 at 10:22 AM ^
My Michigan football dreams are wet and sticky
October 18th, 2019 at 10:23 AM ^
I had a dream about a garbage monster last night. A monster made of garbage.
More of a New York City dream than a Michigan football dream.
October 18th, 2019 at 10:27 AM ^
what a ride. sentence one, I'm thinking Oscar the Grouch. Sentence two:
October 18th, 2019 at 10:31 AM ^
Definitely more like this image, except it was ambulatory. It moved much like one would expect a recently galvanized Frankenstein to move.
October 18th, 2019 at 10:32 AM ^
Dude, I actually SAW the garbage monster last night. People have told me all day that I am crazy and need help, but I don’t care. The garbage monster exists and he was terrifying.
October 18th, 2019 at 10:27 AM ^
Once in a while I'll have an MGoDream, usually I'm on the team but they refuse to pass to me
October 18th, 2019 at 10:31 AM ^
Nico, is that you?
October 18th, 2019 at 11:08 AM ^
You win the internet today, good sir
October 18th, 2019 at 11:08 AM ^
You win the internet today, good sir
October 18th, 2019 at 10:28 AM ^
My dream for the remainder of this season is for the offense to play to its potential and for this team to actually win a close game against a quality opponent.
My fear is my dream will end up being a nightmare.
October 18th, 2019 at 10:28 AM ^
This guy fucks.
October 18th, 2019 at 12:10 PM ^
I mean, we all fuck. Most of us pretty regularly .... i doubt there are many virgins on MGoBlog
October 18th, 2019 at 10:30 AM ^
Eli got high!
October 18th, 2019 at 10:35 AM ^
Eli typed this while he was sleeping after vaping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 18th, 2019 at 10:31 AM ^
As a kid I snuck onto the field in Michigan Stadium in the dead of the night...when you could still do that...and kicked field goals and raised hell. A memory, not a dream, but a cherished one.
More than one of my conspirators went on to play. But not me...that would be only in my dreams.
We also... uh nm...
Beat PSU!
October 18th, 2019 at 10:48 AM ^
You must have had a mess in your hands when you woke up.
October 18th, 2019 at 10:49 AM ^
Before we played in the Sugar Bowl is 2011, I had a dream that I was AT the actual game. I looked up at the scoreboard and we were losing 56-3. So I got really, really angry and walked across the field during a timeout to the Va-Tech Marching Band and punched a tuba player in the face.
Apparently I have all the class of a Buckeye fan in my dreams.
October 18th, 2019 at 10:53 AM ^
Weird. I had a dream last night that McCray was covering Saquon Barkley in single coverage again.
October 18th, 2019 at 10:56 AM ^
*nightmare
FIFY
October 18th, 2019 at 10:55 AM ^
In 1995 I had a dream that Janet Jackson was my girlfriend. We were at a party holding hands and mingling with the other guests. It is still the sweetest dream I've ever had.
October 18th, 2019 at 3:58 PM ^
Did you call her Ms. Jackson?
October 18th, 2019 at 10:56 AM ^
I had a dream earlier in the week that we won tomorrow night 65-61. Was it foresight, or the Nyquil I took?
You decide
October 18th, 2019 at 10:59 AM ^
I always have a reoccurring dream that I get to my seat in the stadium and it’s in the concourse or have a obstruction where I can’t see
October 18th, 2019 at 11:14 AM ^
It was April the 41st
Being a quadruple leap year
I was driving through downtown Atlantis
I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar
A real dive
But I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said, "Hi, Gil!"
You hafta yell, he's hard of herring
Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water
I gullied up to the sandbar
He poured the usual
Rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken, not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side Heavy on the mako
I slipped him a fin, on porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids
For the halibut
Well, the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines
They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
What sole
Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna Salmon Chanted Evening
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player
One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving me the eye
So I figure, this is my chance for a little fun
You know -- a piece of Pisces
But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep
Seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a... she drank a lot
I said, "What's your sign?"
She said, "Aquarium"
I said, "Great! Let's get tanked."
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' through the Gulf Stream
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Wet dream
I invite her up to my place for a little midnight bait
I say, "C'mon baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight, I got a haddock"
And she wasn't kiddin' either
'Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels
He came over to me,
He said, "Listen shrimp
Don't you come trolling around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed
I could see the anchor in his eyes
I turned to him
I said, "Abalone! You're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew there was going to be trouble
And so did Gil
'Cause he was already on the phone to the cods
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke
But there he was, lying on the deck
Flat as a mackerel
Kelpless
I said, "Forget the cods, Gil
This guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed
With the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said
"Hey big boy, you're really a game fish"
"What's your name?"
I said, "Marlin"
Well from then on, we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner
I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble?
A case of the clams
October 18th, 2019 at 1:44 PM ^
I still have this on 45. “She drank a lot” is my fav cuz “like a fish” is too easy.
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