Why isn't there a game recap on the front page?

Sometimes it is best to be honest, even when we don't know something.  Too often we try to make ourselves sound intelligent by talking about things we don't understand or we know to be false, but we act as though they are fact.  Admitting when we don't know something doesn't make us lesser, it makes us wiser.

For the record, I'm not criticizing you Indy Pete - Go Blue.  I actually thought both you and Needs were pretty funny.  As I was reading yours, this thought popped into my head and I felt the need to express it.

I enjoyed it. I was pining for some hoops, and glad they played well. Thought it was a good get-up-to-speed game and was curious to see if the guys were dialed in, distracted, just what. As Dylan said last night, this is a game you forget if you performed as expected, and remember if you screw up.

Was interested to hear Phil say in the pre-game interview that the CMU loss this time last year really sent the team into a tailspin. That's the kind of salient detail that somehow never made it into reporting, from what I know. Wish that somewhere we had a guy whose beat the team was who got close to the program and delivered up that kind of detail.

I've been looking out for the game report, too, but these guys don't owe us anything. They might have other things going on, not have planned to report on a relatively unimportant game, whatever. I'm with those who think it's a little bit impertinent to ask, but maybe that's because I know these guys work hard and are not ESPN.

And that’s why Michigan vs everybody is so gratifying as we dominate this conference with numbing repetition. 

Odds are, Stallions was making some $$ on the side interpreting signs for CMU, That's why CMU is quiet about it all. ESPN would want you to believe is that he snuck in and made it on the sidelines without CMU knowing and was stealing little Brother's signs. 

I had just reached a point where I wasn’t thinking about this on a daily basis.  Your post brought back all of those familiar feelings of anger.

At this point, I am choosing to focus on this team, the players, the opportunity in front of them and just take it all in and enjoy it.  This is the best Michigan football 🏈 team in 75 years.  We have Alabama in the Rose Bowl on New Year’s Day for a chance at a National Championship.  What could be better?

The other way this makes sense if

1) The guy on the sidelines with hair on his head was not CS, who shaves his head

2) CMU knows this, but

3) cannot talk about it because it is being investigated by the NCAA and the NCAA gags everyone but its own leakers while an investigation is going on.

I think this much more likely than that Signal-Stealing Guy was Conner Stalions in disguise, especially because the only people actually alleging that it was CS are pinhead OSU fans..

The point is that no one is forcing them to deal with it. That's the part that's "pretty hilarious." No one expects CMU to go out of their way to keep this in the headlines.

Didn’t a horn blow or something and she went down some chute?  Oompa-looompa EMS dispatch?