Where is THE KNOWLEDGE ?

Submitted by uniqenam on October 21st, 2020 at 10:30 AM

I am concerned

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that we haven't been graced by His presence

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Where is THE KNOWLEDGE? I wish to SOAR above the Haters once more.

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NotADuck

October 21st, 2020 at 2:24 PM ^

Yeah that guy got a lot of crap on this site for a long time for no particular reason.  Unfortunately his responses to said crap have been less than mature.  His reaction to his ban was also pretty childish to say the least.  If he ever wants to come back I'd say he's burned his bridge here.

uniqenam

October 21st, 2020 at 10:35 AM ^

I figure if there is any point in the space-time multiverse where THE KNOWLEDGE will inhabit both universes, it would be now. Perhaps the time continuum has been distorted, with Stanley Cup taking place in the fall and B1G football not starting until late October? Maybe he'll be right this time?

brose

October 21st, 2020 at 10:51 AM ^

Random thought - some actors they cast as high schoolers are a little hard to believe, but I always thought the actor who played Mike Damone, although great in the film, looked waaay too old to be in high school.  I looked it up, he was 26 when they filmed that movie.  Makes the love scene with the HS sophomore (who was clearly somebody's baby) all the creepier.

 

Anyways - back to work

UcheWallyWally

October 21st, 2020 at 11:47 AM ^

How many times are you going to make a “ where is the knowledge” post.  There’s been a few and I don’t think anyone actually cares.  I’d fancy a guess your the knowledge and are continuously attempting to make yourself seem relevant.  

uminks

October 21st, 2020 at 12:07 PM ^

I think he got sick of predicting that Michigan would win it all. I remember him predicting Michigan would beat OSU in 2016, then win the national championship. Hopefully he did not die?

DoctorDave

October 21st, 2020 at 1:00 PM ^

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from the vantage point of the future, THE KNOWLEDGE looked back upon the year 2020

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his visage gazed upon the madness and mayhem that this year would bring and his countenance was darkened

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knowing that those who follow THE KNOWLEDGE were promised a life that is worry free as they know the results of the future prior to its arrival

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and, knowing that should THE KNOWLEDGE reveal what the year 2020 would bring, it may produce great anxiety, much worry, and some doubt, even among his most devoted devotees

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THE KNOWLEDGE, in his unassailable omnisapience, weighed the risk and determined to leave these revelations unrevealed

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through this selfless act of bitter benevolence, though unseen and unheard at the present time

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THE KNOWLEDGE continues to soar

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leaving every doubter in a trail of dust

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