WANT OUT OF BOLIVIA? READ THIS!

Submitted by profitgoblue on
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free"
-Emma Lazarus
 
 
Did you wake up one morning and find yourself stranded in Bolivia with nowhere to turn for help?  Did you anger the Moderators at some point and now struggle to regain credibility with your MGoPeers?  Do you find the accommodations in Bolivia to not be as comfortable are you imagined before flaming out?  Does your negative MGoPoint total make you feel somehow inadequate (or even impotent)?  Do people just hate you in general?
 
If your answer to any of these questions, have no fear!  I may be able to help . . .
 
As some of you know I am a very busy and important MGoLawyer and have very little time for common MGoFolk.  However, I was allegedly recently forced to do community service - I allegedly had no alleged idea that alleged prostitute was an alleged undercover cop! - and I will be serving my alleged time by representing one lucky MGoOutcast in an attempt to re-establish and welcome them back into MGoSociety.
 
Please be advised that this will not be an easy process.  You will be required to be on your best behavior, to participate in all sorts of discussions on the Board by making thoughtful and positive contributions to discussions through GIFs, PICs, or memes.  However, at the end of the day, you may find yourself free, free as a bird.  On of our fellow MGoMembers "FuManBlue" can attest to my abilities:  http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/ot-free-fumanblue
 
If you are interested in restaining my services free of charge, please submit a well-written application below, stating why you deserve to have MGoTransport out of Bolivia and be welcomed back into society.  I will consider each application on a first-come, first-serve basis and reserve all rights to reject any application for any reason that I choose in my sole discretion.  To all of you other members of the MGoCommunity, please submit all comments in support or against said applications in reasponse to each application.  Your participation in evaluting these applications for representation is critical. 
 
Disclaimer:  I will also be soliciting the opinions of the moderators prior to taking up a case.  It may be that no applicants are worthy, or it may be that I simply decide that this idea was dumb and will take too much time, in which case you can all rot in Bolivia for all I care.  I'll just join a chain gang to serve my alleged sentence.  I mean, how was I supposed to know that people aren't supposed to allegedly pay for alleged favors of a sexual nature!  Allegedly.
 
 
The idea of resurrecting this came to me from a discussion with member "OMG Shirtless" in the spirit of the new old point system being operational again.
 
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profitgoblue

December 12th, 2013 at 2:32 PM ^

If JGB really does this (and I'm not saying he should), you better keep your nose clean.  I haven't agreed to take this case but JGB is a good person so you better not make him look like an idiot for performing this Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa miracle.  Please be cool.

Joined: 09/01/2009

MGoPoints: 19559

mgobaran

December 12th, 2013 at 1:41 PM ^

Sorry JimBob. I never met a JimBob that I liked. Not saying you're a bad guy. Just hate JimBobs. Hate 'em.

Thus 3 weeks isn't long enough for you to get out of Bolivia yet. I don't think you've learned your lesson. The goal is for you not to get sent back again. And I don't think your rehabilitation has achieved that goal yet.

Verdict: IMO, this user is not worthy of a MGoPardon at this time. 

Up for a reassessment 1 month after the original Bolivia date.

Joined: 09/12/2012

MGoPoints: 22811

rob f

December 12th, 2013 at 7:01 PM ^

to use due diligence before taking up the offer of ProfitGoBlue.  Quite obviously, ambulance-chasing in Bolivia wasn't as lucrative as he had hoped, thus his allegedly well-intentioned offer to represent those like you who have been banished.

Beware, as always---anything that sounds too good to be true usually is.

Joined: 11/11/2010

MGoPoints: 194389

Erik_in_Dayton

December 12th, 2013 at 1:23 PM ^

Did the poster accuse another poster/mod of having sex with his mother? If so, I want to see that poster do something really nice for the mother involved.  I'm talking taking her out to dinner - and Subway doesn't count.

Did the poster accuse another poster/mod of beastiality?  If so, I want to see an apology to the poster/mod and the relevant animal.  Sheep have feelings too.

Did the poster take part in what became a personally nasty fight about the competence of Al Borges?  I want the poster to apologize to the other posters in the fight and give Al Borges a hug.  I don't care if he acts like he doesn't want the hug - he wants the hug, damnit.  He just doesn't want you to know that he wants the hug.

Joined: 12/03/2008

MGoPoints: 59150

mGrowOld

December 12th, 2013 at 2:21 PM ^

There was a thread a while ago where a guy who totally slammed a player (if I remember correctly) and I called him out on it in a pretty agressive way.  I "won" the battle, so to speak, but within an hour or  so mGrowOldisadouche appeared on the board and then was quickly dispatched to Bolivia after posting some not nice things about me.

 

Joined: 10/04/2010

MGoPoints: 212943

StephenRKass

December 12th, 2013 at 3:17 PM ^

Now, a fun post or diary topic would be "Cautionary tales:  a collection of stories on how various users got sent to Boliva." It was enjoyable reading interviews with rock star mgousers. It would be a different kind of enjoyable read to have someone collect in one place the reason people were sent to Bolivia. The collection would also ideally include those who had gone, but were released from Bolivia.

Speaking of this topic, there's another kind of user who just vanishes, collapses, is vaporized, is no more. How does that happen? Can all mods do this? Or just the proprieters? Is there a secret meeting of the minds before collapsing an account? Can a user choose to delete his own account?

When I think of the ban, the following comes to mind:

Joined: 07/15/2008

MGoPoints: 23001

ND Sux

December 13th, 2013 at 8:07 AM ^

Curiousity got the best of me so I checked the list.  I saw "Dark Blue" on there.  Although I think his main crime was MGoStupidity rather than MGoDouchery, just please NO, NO, and NO. 

That was the dude with the creepy avatar...curly q hair thing, right?  If not I have the wrong dude, dude. 

Joined: 10/01/2009

MGoPoints: 15650

zblueman2

December 12th, 2013 at 1:32 PM ^

I don't think I was around the blog.  I know it came from someone mistaking Oblivian for Bolivian, but does anyone have the link the the actual thread where this started?  Just curious

Joined: 10/05/2010

MGoPoints: 171

go16blue

December 12th, 2013 at 1:34 PM ^

I might just be projecting but I feel like the quality of the mgoboard has already started to climb once again. Posts like this and the funny comments that follow used to be hallmarks of mgoblog but I can't say I've seen them in a long time... it's good to be back.

Joined: 04/28/2010

MGoPoints: 6755

JHendo

December 12th, 2013 at 2:13 PM ^

HELL YES!!! But for only 2 reasons:  So they can come back as submissive, board pleasing gif posters, or so that the board itself can have the pleasure of negbanging them back to "a Bolivian."

Joined: 10/25/2008

MGoPoints: 13993