Urban Speaks
October 4th, 2021 at 12:56 PM ^
Will this stay up?
October 4th, 2021 at 1:01 PM ^
That’s what she said.
October 4th, 2021 at 1:08 PM ^
Logged in to upvote this rejoinder...always funny. Sorry in advance for my sophomoric sensibilities
October 4th, 2021 at 1:27 PM ^
You need the gif....
October 4th, 2021 at 1:40 PM ^
It must be galling to Urban, especially in his pink sweater, that the pill is blue...
October 4th, 2021 at 2:41 PM ^
urban and shelly were both bathing with grandkids that evening...... they just weren't all shelly and urban's grandkids.
October 4th, 2021 at 3:08 PM ^
Sad to see his cyst acting up again. Get well soon Urbz, we're all rooting for you.
October 4th, 2021 at 4:19 PM ^
i'm not much for points etc., but i this is about as high a single-post upvote total as i've seen, which is a testament to either its wit or our own immaturity...although i guess both things can be true.
i wonder what the record is?
October 4th, 2021 at 5:44 PM ^
That’s what she said is always funny but there are times when it is deployed that it is sublime. This is one of those times.
October 4th, 2021 at 6:21 PM ^
Wow! Now that's just low-hanging fruit...
October 4th, 2021 at 7:40 PM ^
that's also what she said (Urban is old)
October 4th, 2021 at 4:52 PM ^
With all due Maximum Respect to M Go Cue for his reply, recalling the Board FAQs, isn't this post OT? Urban Meyer coaches in the NFL now (at least for the time being); no longer in the B1G.
October 5th, 2021 at 8:06 AM ^
I don't see how this is news. Urban has always rubbed lots of people the wrong way.
October 4th, 2021 at 12:59 PM ^
Who hasn’t gone out to dinner with the grand kids and then ended up getting grinded on by a 20-something? Happens all the time and there’s definitely nothing to see here.
October 4th, 2021 at 1:16 PM ^
Same here. Every night for the past 3 weeks over here.
October 4th, 2021 at 1:18 PM ^
My children aren't old enough to give me grandchildren yet, but it's nice to know that I have stuff like this to look forward to in my golden years.
October 4th, 2021 at 1:24 PM ^
Indeed - one of the many perks of grandfatherhood.
October 4th, 2021 at 1:26 PM ^
More lies. He didn't go out to dinner with the grandkids. He stayed in Ohio to see them, but went out on his own. Shelley tweeted as much. He can't open his mouth without lying. Why is he apologizing to his team, he should be apologizing to Shelley and his kids.
On another note, what 50 yr old married woman has a Twitter handle like "Spinnershells"?
October 4th, 2021 at 1:42 PM ^
Well, she married Urb so...
October 4th, 2021 at 2:38 PM ^
I saw a different tweet where she said "come spin with me" so I bet she's a spin class instructor. She does look pretty fit for her age.
October 4th, 2021 at 2:45 PM ^
But is she, in fact, a spinner? Could be a double entendre.
October 4th, 2021 at 4:14 PM ^
I feel there’s a lot of sarcasm going on here. I have 3 children and I can’t tell you the amount of times my wife says hey can you help get them in the bath? I go to put them in the bath, then go to pray for several hours, then start walking to volunteer at the soup kitchen.
Next thing I know I have a slender 20 something blonde jezebel with painted on yoga pants grinding her rear end into me. Then I say “cuse me miss I’m married and you don’t appear to be my wife”. Ofc somebody just happens to be filming my unfortunate circumstances painting me as guilty when all I wanted to do was help others.
Can’t help but feel for the man.
October 4th, 2021 at 6:16 PM ^
Maybe not the most points but the best comment on here. I can sooo relate.
October 4th, 2021 at 5:06 PM ^
She spins. My wife did her residency in Gainesville and said there was a whole group of those real housewives looking leathery skinned blondes (to include Shelley) that did spin class all the time.
October 4th, 2021 at 7:39 PM ^
real housewives looking leathery skinned fake blondes
October 4th, 2021 at 5:18 PM ^
Who the hell is Mimi?
October 4th, 2021 at 5:27 PM ^
Wow he is so full of shit. Man just say nothing and hope it goes away or own up to it that you went out for drinks and some Women hit in you
October 4th, 2021 at 7:07 PM ^
Damn..how could he stand there a lie like that when he had to have known this was in the twitterverse....Urb going the gaslighting route that seems to be so in vouge these days.
October 4th, 2021 at 12:59 PM ^
"I've seen this happen"
I like how it's this thing that happened to him.
October 4th, 2021 at 1:26 PM ^
Hey Urban, you ever see a man grind up on someone who wasn't his wife before?
*Chuckling* Yes, once.
October 4th, 2021 at 1:00 PM ^
I hate it when I shouldn’t be at a bar and I am…and then hot women try to drag me out on the dance floor!! Don’t they know I’m a wholesome family man that’s here by mistake. Stupid, just stupid…I try my best not to be a distraction.
-Urban Legend
October 4th, 2021 at 6:00 PM ^
"In a completely unrelated note, I'm working through some serious health issues right now. Which may or may not require me to retire. I'm anxiously waiting on the win-loss results of the rest of the season. And the availability of upcoming job openings at morally gray institutions. But mostly the health issues."
October 4th, 2021 at 6:09 PM ^
I know I am in the minority, but other than personal embarrassment to Urb and more importaintly, to his wife, not sure what the big deal is. It is not like this has any relationship to him being an NFL head coach. What happens between consenting adults is really none of my business.
It would be one thing if it was somebody like Dabo, but no one ever thought Urb is an shining becon of morality.
October 4th, 2021 at 8:21 PM ^
He taught a class on ethics, character and leadership FFS. He is the worst kind of hypocrite, and if you can’t take a little joy from a person like that getting exposed then you’re a better man than I.
October 4th, 2021 at 1:00 PM ^
What is he even apologizing for? I don't get it. He had fun at a dinner, and is apologizing for it?
October 4th, 2021 at 1:04 PM ^
He’s married. There is a video of a hot 20-something girl essentially giving him a lap dance in a bar with him sitting there just enjoying it. The hot 20-something girl is not his wife.
October 4th, 2021 at 1:05 PM ^
Oh my, i just googled it. Got ya. Well, part of me is a little jealous!
October 5th, 2021 at 10:03 AM ^
Which part?....nah, nevermind...
October 4th, 2021 at 2:14 PM ^
Was there a cigar involved?
October 4th, 2021 at 3:09 PM ^
Not just enjoying, but putting his hand/finger in the girl's... region
October 4th, 2021 at 3:34 PM ^
Just demonstrating how to take a snap from center.
October 4th, 2021 at 3:48 PM ^
When the pistol isn't working, sometimes you've got to go under center.
October 4th, 2021 at 1:03 PM ^
Now he can add the stress of his family falling apart to the mental stress of a winless season.
October 4th, 2021 at 1:32 PM ^
the mental stress of a winless season.
Don't look now but here comes the Detroit Lions in the race to the bottom.
October 4th, 2021 at 2:18 PM ^
Hold up... The Lions are most sincerely horrible at football and at times I believe they think they are playing some version of red-rover or maybe even hopscotch but I don't really view this current team as sleazy, remorseless and plainly gross as I view Meyer.
*Should be noted that the rest of the JAX Jaguars are cool though. No problems there.
October 4th, 2021 at 1:03 PM ^
Someone explain to me what the charm is in a lap dance--sharing the activity with other people? Showing off your money and potential pull? When I have sex:
A) I want the person to actually want me
and
B) I want to have actual sex. Just looks. . . kinda frustrating, no? Am I expressing a crazy degree of naivete?
October 4th, 2021 at 1:04 PM ^
Haha please keep this post up
October 4th, 2021 at 1:07 PM ^
Who says they didn’t plan to have sex?