October 19th, 2020 at 4:56 PM ^
Something something Sparty...
October 19th, 2020 at 6:30 PM ^
Something something pony gonna pony
October 19th, 2020 at 7:09 PM ^
Mr. Pony,
Your attempt at turning around your contributions to the board is admirable. You made great strides but I think it’s time to take the next step. Don’t limit yourself to pithy remarks. Expand into full sentences. Multiple sentences. Give them meaning and original thought. I look forward to your next submission.
-HMB
October 19th, 2020 at 4:57 PM ^
Bad bad litterbugs.
October 19th, 2020 at 8:36 PM ^
We shall soon see if it is the same old Sparty that we grew accustomed to under Mork or if there is a new level of caring in East Lansing. But when you've been enjoying surfing the waves in the toilet bowl as long as they have, there is no need for high expectations.
October 19th, 2020 at 4:58 PM ^
But, is water truly wet?
October 19th, 2020 at 5:03 PM ^
Water is not wet, but the act of being in water or having water on you makes you wet.
October 19th, 2020 at 5:41 PM ^
I think you're mistaken.
October 19th, 2020 at 6:49 PM ^
I’m with Chalky on this one.
October 19th, 2020 at 6:33 PM ^
Well good, bc water always has water touching it -- so it's always wet.
October 19th, 2020 at 6:54 PM ^
I happen to be sitting next to a chemist and he disagrees with me. Wet is the state of being saturated. Thus one molecule of water is not wet unless it is touching another molecule. It is an interesting debate. Gooooo footbawl
October 19th, 2020 at 7:10 PM ^
It's only a debate in this day and age. Science > perceptions and opinions.
October 19th, 2020 at 9:50 PM ^
This is very modern thinking.Yell “Science!” & neither language nor logic matter.
October 20th, 2020 at 8:36 PM ^
Good heavens, Miss Sakamoto, you're beautiful!
October 19th, 2020 at 8:36 PM ^
This again?
Water is not wet. A substance cannot “wet” itself. Water is water. It is itself.
Also, most definitions of ‘wet’ describe it as a liquid adhering/absorbing to the surface of a solid. When talking about water there is an implicit assumption that we are not talking about ice. No solid = no wet
October 20th, 2020 at 9:55 AM ^
Rob just owned Quailman.
October 19th, 2020 at 7:11 PM ^
A non-winning conundrum present on this blog for years in which no one is incorrect depending on their own context.
I let the dead cuttlefish decide...
October 19th, 2020 at 7:21 PM ^
And the source of Covid on full display.
October 19th, 2020 at 7:28 PM ^
Looks like a live "cuddle" fish to me, and he obviously wants to cuddle with you with all eight arms.
NTTAWWT
October 19th, 2020 at 9:04 PM ^
just say you like tentacle erotica.
October 19th, 2020 at 10:40 PM ^
Pouring the right liquid over a dead cuddle fish can cause spontaneous muscle contractions that end up looking like this
October 19th, 2020 at 5:06 PM ^
Without a link I'm not sure if this is true or just wishful thinking.
October 19th, 2020 at 5:11 PM ^
Fulton was expected to be in the regular LB rotation this year, Willekes was a walk-on so wasn't going to play but he's the brother of Kenny Willekes
October 19th, 2020 at 5:07 PM ^
Link? Details?
October 19th, 2020 at 5:12 PM ^
"Aggravated/Felonious Assault — Non-Family — Strong Arm”. So clearly not Rocky Lombardi.
October 19th, 2020 at 5:43 PM ^
charges that serious require a supervisor. did they ask for a supervisor?
October 19th, 2020 at 6:07 PM ^
Mork is gone. He taught the 'Ask for a Supervisor' class.
October 19th, 2020 at 7:07 PM ^
He sure did....
October 19th, 2020 at 7:23 PM ^
Is red lock still a thing with Tucker there?
October 20th, 2020 at 8:43 AM ^
#INEEDTOSPEAKWITHYOURSUPERVISOR
#BRINGBACKOPPONENTWATCH
October 19th, 2020 at 5:50 PM ^
It couldn't have involved a Michigan alum because it's designated as "non-family".
October 19th, 2020 at 5:18 PM ^
Players are Luke Fulton and Charles Willekes, both RS-FR linebackers. The incident happened on Sept 8, and both players have been suspended since then. Fulton was expected to be in the LB rotation this year.
October 19th, 2020 at 10:40 PM ^
On my birthday, sweet.
October 19th, 2020 at 5:09 PM ^
Big opportunity for Tucker to set the tone on discipline under his regime. Don't know all the details but do assume that the Sparties would be thoughtful and understanding if this had happened to 2 M players......
Rough overview of the incident - happened early Sept - when season was still cancelled - at a fraternity house. Perpetrators were 2 RSFr Linebackers - Luke Fulton and the Little Willikes (walk on). Fulton was charged with aggravated assault and has pled down to assault. Both have been suspended indefinitely since the incident.
On the field it could become a big deal as Fulton was slated for the 2-deep prior to this incident and they are NOT deep at LB. (Per a MSU LB preview podcast I listened to just this AM.)
October 19th, 2020 at 5:13 PM ^
Yeah, it could be a problem. I don't think he would have been a starter, but he definitely would have gotten some snaps this year. If the LB room has injuries or covid issues, MSU will be in trouble. (edit: you could say that about any position group really, but especially LBs now that Fulton is gone)
October 19th, 2020 at 5:25 PM ^
Yeah - could be tough if someone gets knocked out.
Wil Hunter had Fulton projected at backup MLB or WLB on the podcast. Noted that Simmons and Harvey (5 games after the Bachie PEDs) were the only returning starters. RS-Sophs Klein and Boateng each have under 60 snaps on D last year and then the RS frosh Fulton and Lewis.
Actually not a huge difference from M - we may even be thinner on experience after the starters - but we do have those Frosh with all the shiny ***...so we've got that going for us.... which is nice
October 19th, 2020 at 5:23 PM ^
Little Willekes = Li’lekes
October 20th, 2020 at 1:32 AM ^
Little Won’tekes
October 19th, 2020 at 5:10 PM ^
Suspended.
October 19th, 2020 at 5:10 PM ^
Okay, NOW it's football season.
October 19th, 2020 at 5:11 PM ^
Meh, they'll both start on Saturday after their coaches pick them up from jail
October 19th, 2020 at 5:14 PM ^
Ok, so I was going to make a joke, something like, "I've been to an MSU frat house, and I can totally understand wanting to punch those people."
The most Sparty part of this is that they were arrested trying to force their way INTO the frat house.
Completely nullified the joke I was going to make...and replaced it with something even more hilarious.
October 19th, 2020 at 5:18 PM ^
Oh no, now I'm worried their football team won't be good anymore!! Oh well, two 2 stars down, the next two 2 stars gotta step up
October 19th, 2020 at 5:32 PM ^
This is so the most "Willekes" thing ever.
October 19th, 2020 at 6:55 PM ^
Willekes gonna willekes!
October 19th, 2020 at 6:20 PM ^
Did they have their helmets on?
October 19th, 2020 at 8:39 PM ^
American diplomatic computers being exported?