Tony Petitti's Wikipedia page
Tony Petitti is the 7th commissioner of the Big Ten Conference, where he heroically and publicly shamed the Michigan Football Program for utilizing a widespread pattern of cheating. Petitti’s justice was biased and swift.
November 11th, 2023 at 12:13 AM ^
And then he promptly received a public restraining order.
November 11th, 2023 at 2:31 AM ^
What does this tell me?
November 11th, 2023 at 3:04 AM ^
we’re happy? idk it seemed appropriate
November 11th, 2023 at 12:13 AM ^
He's the foremost authority when it comes to tasting Bucknuts' nuts.
November 11th, 2023 at 12:13 AM ^
And then he looked like an absolute fool across the entire nation for having a judge slap down the first meaningful decision he has made as the Big Ten commissioner.
November 11th, 2023 at 12:13 AM ^
You can tell this was written by an Ohio State fan because the statement “utilizing a widespread pattern of cheating” doesn’t make any sense
November 11th, 2023 at 12:15 AM ^
You can tell it was written by a Michigan fan — probably the OP — as satire because it ends with “biased and swift.”
November 11th, 2023 at 12:20 AM ^
And it gets funnier every time I read it!
November 11th, 2023 at 12:48 AM ^
Always showing up to defend your precious buckeyes
November 11th, 2023 at 12:15 AM ^
I already tinkered with this lol. Have at it boys as they track IPs
November 11th, 2023 at 12:16 AM ^
Nice. Well done.
November 11th, 2023 at 12:18 AM ^
Not sure if the below gem was there when you last looked...
"After self-fueling Tony Petitti’s massive ego, he realized that he needed to gain even more money for doing even less work. This lead Tony to using “crunch” methods at Activision-Blizzard, which is also known as unpaid labor. Tony would channel this abusive mindset when botching the Michigan Football Sign Stealing incident."
November 11th, 2023 at 12:23 AM ^
Seems they are monitoring his site now! Boo! I was getting a good laugh for a few minutes. Good job all!
November 11th, 2023 at 12:26 AM ^
Never mind... I'm still seeing some subtle updates about this pos! Lol!
November 11th, 2023 at 7:58 AM ^
https://x.com/asmilefixer/status/1723192615372210336?s=61&t=fhCxYT5R6YdWeW6ZkL-WlQCan we add this song to it?
November 11th, 2023 at 12:38 AM ^
I'm waiting for the TRO, Bro!
November 11th, 2023 at 12:21 AM ^
Keep refreshing the page...this is hilarious.
Latest: "Tony Petitti, who has never been doxxed and is functionally 'un-doxxable', is the 7th commissioner of the Big Ten Conference."
Then
Tony Petitti is the corrupt commissioner of the Big Ten Conference.
Then
Tony Petitti, 'ol' thimble condom', is the corrupt commissioner of the Big Ten Conference.
November 11th, 2023 at 2:33 AM ^
jfc ol thimble condom?
michigan, when we’re mad, is one of the most formidable entities you could ever want to engage.
but some of us will wreck your emotions while we burn your house down
November 11th, 2023 at 12:22 AM ^
He's getting it on IG as well.
EDIT: Meant Thamel. Stand by.
Couldn't find an IG for petite titties. Sorry
November 11th, 2023 at 12:40 AM ^
Thamel blocked me on IG.
HE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
November 11th, 2023 at 12:22 AM ^
tony pettiti is hung like a gerbil
November 11th, 2023 at 1:03 AM ^
Tony Petitti has the balls of a stud field mouse.
November 11th, 2023 at 12:25 AM ^
Somebody needs to add
Talents: Can suck a buckeye through a McDonalds straw
November 11th, 2023 at 12:26 AM ^
Who would have known Wikipedia would be the best part of 12:26am on a Friday night/Saturday morning? Pasting these into this thread as they change will generate laughs for a while. Every refresh brings changes. This one was classic:
Tony Petitti, 'ol' thimble condom', is the corrupt commissioner of the Big Ten Conference.
November 11th, 2023 at 12:32 AM ^
Holy shit. Lol'd for real... "ol thimble condom...."
November 11th, 2023 at 12:28 AM ^
I misspelled testis. Damn it.
November 11th, 2023 at 12:34 AM ^
In fact you did not sir. My Username checks out.
November 11th, 2023 at 12:37 AM ^
Nice! I'm too drunk to spell good right nkw
November 11th, 2023 at 12:44 AM ^
I see what you did there.. he's a one nut shooter!
November 11th, 2023 at 12:37 AM ^
Yes.. it is "testes..testes.. one.. two.. three?"
November 11th, 2023 at 12:30 AM ^
They finally protected his page. Ah well. Was fun for a bit.
November 11th, 2023 at 12:35 AM ^
MGoBloggers and Harbaughs never forget...
November 11th, 2023 at 12:30 AM ^
Haha, look at all the revisions on Nov 10/11:
November 11th, 2023 at 12:30 AM ^
Of course he works for Blizzard
November 11th, 2023 at 12:30 AM ^
Someone please update to:
Tony Petitti, the 7th commissioner of the Big Ten conference, and soon to be shortest tenured.
November 11th, 2023 at 12:31 AM ^
I caught it in time for it to call him 'ol' Thimble Condom.'
November 11th, 2023 at 12:33 AM ^
It's my new go-to diss.
November 11th, 2023 at 12:32 AM ^
MJ7 beat me to it. Touche
November 11th, 2023 at 12:34 AM ^
If Brian gets the inside scoop, he could put it on the front page?
November 11th, 2023 at 12:41 AM ^
May be the deadline was 12:00 AM CST?
November 11th, 2023 at 12:48 AM ^
“His tenure ended when the departure of Michigan, the conference’s biggest financial draw, left the conference, thus leading to the termination of all its TV contracts.”
November 11th, 2023 at 12:54 AM ^
Phony Petty
November 11th, 2023 at 12:56 AM ^
Someone please add ", born on 3.5 base".
November 11th, 2023 at 1:00 AM ^
I tried to change his name to Pee-Titty and now I'm banned from making edits on Wikipedia