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Seem to recall a post from last week lamenting why Michigan doesn't look more like Maryland
Something about Maryland's receivers having "fast twitch" muscle fibers or something
About their quarterback's "fast release" and "laser arm"
They just scored 15 points against Temple and lost
September 14th, 2019 at 3:44 PM ^
13. The defense scored a safety.
Maryland couldn't score after an 8 yard Temple punt to the 10.
September 14th, 2019 at 4:46 PM ^
September 14th, 2019 at 4:49 PM ^
Actually Maryland had 2 safeties. Their first and last points of the game. Was 7-2 at the half. But your 13 is correct.
September 14th, 2019 at 5:55 PM ^
For those of us always mired in the BPONE, this just means that Maryland is going to destroy us with their suffocating defense.
September 14th, 2019 at 5:29 PM ^
Maryland had two safties.
September 14th, 2019 at 5:45 PM ^
OP posted before the game ended, right before the 2nd safety.
September 14th, 2019 at 5:51 PM ^
I think Maryland had two safeties.
September 14th, 2019 at 3:44 PM ^
They scored 13. The safety was gifted to them when Temples longsnapper put it through the endzone by accident
September 14th, 2019 at 11:27 PM ^
So the defense didn’t “score” as much as they watched the safety. But points were awarded, so YEAH Maryland!
September 14th, 2019 at 3:45 PM ^
Week 2, why can't we implement this new offense as flawlessly as Maryland.
Week 3, oh.
September 14th, 2019 at 9:24 PM ^
You would think by this point we would have learned that perception in college football can change really really quickly
September 14th, 2019 at 3:45 PM ^
People forget these are college kids. There is a reason why I’m college you’ll hook up with a 3 one night and a 9 the next. Your standards and performance are erratic.
September 14th, 2019 at 3:47 PM ^
lol...what
September 14th, 2019 at 3:50 PM ^
Lol maybe not a perfect analogy more or less was just stating performance can be very much up and down when it comes to 18-22 year olds in all areas of life.
September 14th, 2019 at 4:02 PM ^
Performance can be very much up and down for 48-52 year olds in an area of life, according to data.
September 14th, 2019 at 4:12 PM ^
I think Carlos was LOL'ing at hooking up with a 3
September 14th, 2019 at 5:32 PM ^
Anyone here who says they haven't banged a 3 is either lying or a virgin. Sometimes you're horny, and a 3 is whats available.
September 14th, 2019 at 5:01 PM ^
The reason for the 3 and 9 thing is generally alcohol.
Are you saying Maryland was drunk?
September 14th, 2019 at 9:38 PM ^
Yes this isn’t wrong. Time and alcohol cause bad decisions. Hearing “last call” while highly intoxicates with few options and a 3 looks appealing.
I’m not even trying to be misogynistic I’d call myself a 7 and had times I was with a solid 10 due to the female being desperate and drunk.
September 14th, 2019 at 6:01 PM ^
I thought that was a subtle MSU joke at first
September 14th, 2019 at 3:46 PM ^
Wow another great topic! So insightful!
September 14th, 2019 at 5:40 PM ^
"inciteful" There, fixed it.
September 14th, 2019 at 3:47 PM ^
When Michigan struggles early, plenty here claim the sky is falling. Yet when Michigan is dominant early they still think the sky is simply held up by scotch tape.
September 14th, 2019 at 3:50 PM ^
Wait ... Are you saying we should never read too much into early season results because things can change and water will eventually find its level? If so I wasn't listening.
September 14th, 2019 at 4:50 PM ^
+1, made me chuckle, Mr. Grainger.
September 14th, 2019 at 3:50 PM ^
The reason Maryland loss is because I spotted Ron Zook on the sideline. Yep, Ron Zook is on the Maryland coaching staff.
September 14th, 2019 at 3:59 PM ^
Not really. He’s a senior analyst, not a coach
September 14th, 2019 at 4:10 PM ^
Maybe so, but I saw him next to Mike Locksley late in the game.
September 14th, 2019 at 6:11 PM ^
So in other words, he's on the staff.
September 14th, 2019 at 4:02 PM ^
User name checks out.
September 14th, 2019 at 5:10 PM ^
Are you triggered tho
September 14th, 2019 at 3:54 PM ^
Meanwhile Ped St scored a whopping 17 in regulation against Pitt.
September 14th, 2019 at 4:07 PM ^
If they weren't playing dumbass Narduzzi they might have lost or gone to OT at least. That last 5-6 minutes of the game was an absolute clinic on stupidity by both coaches.
September 14th, 2019 at 4:46 PM ^
You mean you didn't like the FG attempt from the 1 yard line when a TD ties the game with under five minutes left? Thought it was karma that the kick ended up missing hilariously.
September 14th, 2019 at 8:24 PM ^
Wait. Wut??? Did that actually happen? LMAO!!! I wasn't able to watch much this afternoon, other than the last 8:47 of MSU's 'NOOOOOO' moment...
September 14th, 2019 at 4:51 PM ^
blows me away how any team can have a functional defense and horrible offense and vice versa.did narduzzi just forget about the offense. Hasn’t improved at all.
September 14th, 2019 at 3:54 PM ^
This isn’t even a “snow flake” thread. We need a new name - shit flake works.
September 14th, 2019 at 3:58 PM ^
Are you Josh Gattis? How did you get so personally offended by people unhappy with the offense?
September 14th, 2019 at 4:03 PM ^
They still scored more than Michigan will today.
September 14th, 2019 at 4:03 PM ^
They also two drives that started inside or at the Temple 10, late in the Fourth Quarter, and couldn't put it in the end zone, either time.
September 14th, 2019 at 4:03 PM ^
But I was assured that it was very easy to install "Sped in Space", and the only reason we were unable to score 9 zillion points per quarter is because we are stuck with a head coach who prefers not scoring points to scoring points.
September 14th, 2019 at 4:03 PM ^
The post and it’s responses are something. Is Maryland’s struggles supposed to make everyone feel good about Michigan’s offense??
September 15th, 2019 at 7:50 AM ^
It was a let down game. It means nothing about Maryland or Michigan.
September 14th, 2019 at 4:04 PM ^
Yep, lol...people need to take a deep breath and be rational week to week
September 14th, 2019 at 4:07 PM ^
All fan bases are the same, In Maryland some will probably already be calling for Lockwell to be fired and that the sky is falling. Michigan certainly has more pressure though so its amped up a little bit lol
September 15th, 2019 at 8:03 AM ^
It's funny after 2 powerful offensive performances by Maryland, with more than 600 yards total offense in both games, that there are people who somehow think this game has defined who Mike Locksley is.
September 14th, 2019 at 4:07 PM ^
Looks like Maryland was “sold a bag goods” haha