Sparty’s new alternate uniform for this year is uh... interesting
https://twitter.com/msu_football/status/1117062628461953025?s=12
I am almost speechless.
April 13th, 2019 at 10:31 AM ^
It would be cool if the letters were the same color as the numbers (white). I like the STATE across the chest. The color choice is the only problem with it.
April 13th, 2019 at 10:38 AM ^
It would be cooler if it was STAEE on a few jerseys.
The big two local high schools in my area are Redondo Union and Mira Costa. A few years ago some Redondo hooligans snuck onto Costa's football field ahead of their big rivalry game and accidentally burned "REDODO" onto their field. Oops.
April 13th, 2019 at 10:46 AM ^
...and, of course, the obvious typo. Corrected below.
April 13th, 2019 at 11:04 AM ^
Well done, sir.
April 13th, 2019 at 12:21 PM ^
Nice job!
Ahhh, a classic. That will never get old
Shirts, skins or stripes?
Obligatory
You're the champ!
April 13th, 2019 at 10:59 AM ^
And PRISON on the back?
They must have pissed off the Oregon Nike Ducks.
April 13th, 2019 at 11:21 AM ^
Logged in to upvote you umbig11. Oh, my account doesn't work. Sorry, still like your post??
April 13th, 2019 at 11:50 AM ^
There's a ton of excitement about the new season in Spartyville!
Someone with better photoshop skills than mine please put a lime green "Mean Machine" on the back.
April 13th, 2019 at 12:07 PM ^
It would be cool if it the colors weren't abrasive and it was a team I didn't hate. I give it a solid F.
Go emesis! Go white!
April 13th, 2019 at 10:32 AM ^
BSU!
(Baylor State University)
April 13th, 2019 at 10:34 AM ^
Lord have mercy
April 13th, 2019 at 10:36 AM ^
It’s so fucking bad lmao I almost contemplated not posting it here to shield the community’s innocence.
April 13th, 2019 at 10:34 AM ^
Meh. Sparty's gonna have to bring a LOT more awful to the plate if they want to compete with us in the "worst looking uniform design in all sports for all of eternity" competition
April 13th, 2019 at 10:36 AM ^
Ah yes the bumble bee uniform. An ode to the dark times.
April 13th, 2019 at 10:40 AM ^
The worst part of that uniform is not how ugly it was, it's that Dave Brandon and Hoke allowed them to warm up in their normal uniforms and then "surprised" them with it minutes before kickoff, only to learn that the uniforms didn't fit the same way their warmup uniforms did.
That's a marketing genius right there, folks.
April 13th, 2019 at 11:29 AM ^
I found it very interesting that Adidas sent a letter to Brandon saying they were willing to let Michigan out of the contract once they realized what a meddling fool was David Brandon during the design process. I am guessing that Adidas didn't like the uniforms either.
Darker times? That team won a BCS bowl game. Are we in the darker darker times?
Stop it. That Sugar Bowl was like going on a honeymoon and your wife gives you all the sex you can imagine but suddenly at the end she screams your best friend's name. In other words, none of it was what you thought it was, and once reality set in it was like a journey through hell.
That's what the sugar bowl was like for you? Sucks to be you.
In retrospect, yes
duck farmers are downcast folks sometimes.
But was she hot?
April 13th, 2019 at 11:22 AM ^
I honestly think these MSU uniforms are worse.
I agree. At least the bumblebee throwback uni had some precedents from the early years of Michigan football. That Sparty uniform is a full-on eyesore.
April 13th, 2019 at 10:35 AM ^
Fantastic uniforms, MSU. Keep those forever. Please.
April 13th, 2019 at 10:35 AM ^
They look like something that a school with not a lot of cool tradition would wear.
That sounds a lot like State.
April 13th, 2019 at 10:38 AM ^
This has to be a belated April Fools' joke.
April 13th, 2019 at 10:40 AM ^
Utter garbage!!
Udder garbage!
¡¡cuz moo u!!
April 13th, 2019 at 10:42 AM ^
East Oregon.
April 13th, 2019 at 10:55 AM ^
April 13th, 2019 at 10:58 AM ^
Dollar Store Oregon.
April 13th, 2019 at 11:31 AM ^
North Baylor State University
April 13th, 2019 at 10:43 AM ^
Yikes.
April 13th, 2019 at 10:44 AM ^
well, at least it will be easy to spot the sex offenders.
April 13th, 2019 at 10:48 AM ^
The only thing those hideous uniforms would still need, in equally big letters, is the word
P R I S O N
April 13th, 2019 at 10:52 AM ^
That is so wrong but so funny i feel bad for laughing
April 13th, 2019 at 10:51 AM ^
Well, that monstrosity will certainly repel the women, which is good for everybody!
(What, too soon?)
April 13th, 2019 at 10:53 AM ^
We all know where the problems are. Why attact more attention?
April 13th, 2019 at 10:57 AM ^
The only reason I want to see these is because I am curious to see if they glow in the dark.
April 13th, 2019 at 11:30 AM ^
that's just a reflection of the couch fires