UMbig11 has no time for your tomfoolery.
Also question: How does UMbig11 get insider info from the football team?
Does he like work closer to the team or know someone on the inside?
I'm guessing UMBig11 is someone who works in the AD and his job is to provide just enough inside info on websites to keep the superfans excited. It's not like he's some guy holding the nuclear codes or anything.
I believe in the past he has claimed to be a guy living with a family in Baltimore as well as a "a guy who Tutors the athletes", so it's obviously someone bullshitting about who they really are.
I'm guessing... and I don't know shit.
There, I fixed it for you.
He's a donor thats given enough money to have access to Schembechler hall. But he's not AD staff or a team analyst.
Stephen Ross?
Stephen Ross probably has enough leverage to TELL the staff who to recruit - not simply leak details
I met umbig11 in Bloomington in 2015. Without divulging too much, let’s say the man has some ability to get information that is credible and he does not work for the AD.
I met umbig11 once. He's a ten-foot tall beast man who showers in vodka and feeds his babies shrimp scampi. Best damn trader on the floor. He went public with his own buttocks and made 7 million. He got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz sirloin. The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms. Now that I think about it I may have him confused with someone else.
Aye! That’s true! He also shoots fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse!
I saw umbig11 at the M Den in Ann Arbor yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen jerseys in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the jerseys and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each jersey and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
He was a beastly, bulging man, officer
I’d say plus one for the Christmas Vacation reference, but I don’t think I have points, or enough of them anyway. Come to think of it, how do you know how many points you have? It doesn’t say under my profile page!
That line cracks me up every time.
Excuse me...is this the DB Cooper thread?
Probably gets some from the 247 board and most of it from twitter.
Yup. He’s never given info that someone else hasn’t known. He’s a fraud, but ppl here just gobble it up.
He's Jim Harbaugh.
Or is he JOHN Harbaugh? Dun dun dun...
He's an alum and fairly big donor.
Yes. His donations actually sponsored a very recent football player’s scholarship and this led to a lot of his inside knowledge. Based on his previous liberty to a certain player many on here could guess who it was (a very unpopular player hint hint).
I'm trying to think what player is legitimately unpopular on here (besides Lewan).
Let’s just say he went by as many letters as your username. And it makes sense based on umbig11 being the one to break the starting qb news of 2016
He hasn't posted in a few days, so I'm sure he's sitting on a beach somewhere. Maybe best to wait until after the holiday weekend?
Please increase the needed number of points to create a thread.
OP has nearly 1000 points. So we're thinking, what, 3000 points here?
52109
1,500,000 is the threshold I'd support for creating new threads.
Nah, 22,000 seems about right.
Wait. DAMMIT
I just negged you so you can't create a thread in your imaginary world.
I was delighted to verify why you proposed that number.
8675309 points are now necessary to start a thread ... that bounces around in your head for hours.
Sounds like a good time.
We don't need higher point requirements, we need more critical thinking.
I’m just trying to get ah, a, or eh point.
Keep on keeping on. Mine got fixed in the last round.
I've been hitting F5 on UMBIG11's profile page for the past week.
In the spirit of Independence Day..... Not all ideas are good ideas. Enjoy the 4th!
It's nice of that guy to remove himself from the breeding population.
Darwin Award Winner...
(Looks like a Buckeye fan?)
one has to die from the act to be eligible.
Jesus, it's not a Roman candle. This is what happens to people like us in Georgia that are only raised with things like snakes and sparklers. We get our hands on the good stuff when we cross state lines and think that you can play around without knowing any better.
This country has gone to hell in a handbasket. Are you saying 10 year olds in GA can't walk into the Western Auto and buy 100' of dynamite fuse without anyone batting an eye?
What the hell is a western auto? But that sounds about right.
youngun'........
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
It all depends on your perspective.
I think Mr. Buckeye (or possibly Mr. Crimson Tide) redefining the term "crotch rocket" was a great idea. I got a healthy laugh. He's sanitized the gene pool.
And I hit the "Reply" button at just the right moment such that the gif froze just as the explosion peaked. Made the whole thing even funnier.
now from his perspective...
I think Umbig11 is Mineral King.
Am I getting neg'd because I left off the /s?
Youre getting negged because Mineral King is Shea Patterson and you need put some respect on his fucking name.