Football Display Case
...talks about how UConn hasn't been in contact and how they're out. (HT: UMHoops)
Jalen, Burke, and Simmons.
Mike Hart the heavy favorite in the trolling competition
just what the Pistons need: a third string center. Joe Dumars was replaced by a mean ol' alien a few years back you guys.
this would be a close approximation of hypothetical graduation speech
no you guys they're just super pumped about COLLLLLLLLLLLLEGE
not a surprise
premature congrats. One thing we can be sure of: he'll take fewer asinine penalties than Abdelkader
Thanks to ugly transitions between Fulmer/Kiffin/Dooley/Davis, Tennessee is on the edge of APR penalties for football.
i approve of this message
strong indictment of AAU right heah
Glockner sides with justice
a good cause, and a good time
good job gents
Given that two previous threads (here and here) have uttered statements that I just cannot bring myself to bear, I have come up with the solution for Michigan fans watching tonights game.
on Sun Life stadium.
Best photoshop win a billion gazillion theoretical points.
This is home...
Im ok with that or an asteroid hitting the field.
is that the game goes down to the wire in a nail-biter and Alabama wins on a historically shitty call by the refs. Thus: 1) Alabama doesn't deserve it, and; 2) the Notre Dame arrogance is displaced by the Notre Dame whine (equally annoying, yes, but the latter leaves a better after-taste). Short of a meteor, that's all I've got.
Release Hockey Bear!
would overpower the Kraken. Saban would somehow manage to sign the Kraken for next year.
"I'm not a vegetarian b/c I love animals. I'm a vegetarian b/c I hate plants"
Saban would send a team of "hostesses" and between $100,000-$200,000 to Kraken's room. It seems to work on everyone else he wants.
For 100k and a team of hostesses, I'd probably go to Alabama too.
I really do not care who wins, so I can support this Kraken character. I'll actually be playing hockey tonight anyhow, and celebrating the NHL's return.
I am not a ND fan. I just looking for some peace of mind in SEC country. Alabama winning again will not help that.
I believe we refer to this as a meteor game.
I've seen in a while worn by Liam Neeson. It looks like they got it at Party America. But, I'd love to see a huge titan come and stomp both teams in this game.
"You owe it to every man, woman, and child in the State of Michigan to beat the Buckeyes and silence their fans! Now go out there and make it happen!"
- Bo Schembechler (Result: U-M 22 OSU 0)
This made me laugh. Kudos.
“I am going to treat you all the same. Like Dogs.”
An elephant can't bend its forelimbs like that.
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra
The elephant just can't look as Te'o runs right into that brick wall.
Where the spear ended up.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
How funny is it that ND's top-25 basketball team is playing during the game tonight? Not a lot of ND fans going to that one, I wouldn't guess.
Let alone ND. Pretty poor planning for any team at any level to go up against the game of the year.
Their coach said he was going to get booted and find an Irish Bar.
The Team, The Team, The Team.
Best I could do in 5 minutes.
what I could do with, well, no time limit, you're alright.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Why can we not have normal points voting back, Brian??
"I'm Harmon Tedesco, best goddamn placekicker in the whole continental world."
...a meteor might be overkill. How about rooting for a blimp incident. Less collateral damage.
It'd take out Urban Meyer too.
Maybe the Mayans meant we'd only WISH the world would end in 2012.
(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.
...is find the thermal exhaust port of Sun Life Stadium, fire a proton torpedo, and.....
Problem solved essentially.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
They have just discovered that the Kraken is for real!
Columbus, your tears are delicious.
Yes, that is me dressed as Casey Anthony for Halloween.
This is the douchey post of the year. Either root for one it the other or don't comment at all. To root for meteors, Krakens or anything else is pathetic and very Sparty-esque! If you can't root for one it the other, you're probably not a real fan of college football. They both beat Michigan... Get over it.
You should really take your own advice, as you seem to exclusively comment on things you don't like.
HOKEAMANIA RUNNIN' WILD
And debunking your misguided opinions.
I like how quickly you came up with it. Very cool
Well, when you consider all dumb people are essentially the same, and say the same stupid shit, it's easy to come up with a bunch of canned responses to their stupidity.
This is the douchey comment of the year. Root hard against both teams equally or don't comment at all. To root for the Fighting Irish or the Crimson Tide or anything else is pathetic and very Sparty-esque! If you've never watched a football game just to watch athletes playing football, you're probably not a real fan of college football. They both beat Michigan... so fuck 'em both.
I fail to see how that would be pleasurable.
Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.
I'll be glad when it's all overwith. I love college football, but the season is way too long.
Walmart Wolverines are OK in my book!
Is Urb on my tv?
Mom, MGrad and life long fan living in So Cal