Shall we start the airing of the grievances and count the ways so-and-so has disappointed us this year?
spoiler alert: i linked this
High strength-to-weight ratio.
I like her grip.
...but I like.
It's a Festivus pole.
UNTIL YOU PIN ME!
I've got a lot of problems with you people
is the main grievance I have with DetroitBlue.
Only one way to settle this: Feats of Strength
What do you mean, you people?
I don't beleive we can begin without the traditional Festivus dinner. It is at dinner where the "Airing of Grievances" is to take place...
and NO ONE is pinning my ass to the ground today!
(Unless of course I pass out from my Nog I.V.)
You cannot drink beer while at work. That would make things a lot better.
I am presently drinking beer at work. I will accept an edit of "I cannot drink beer at work" where I=you.
Well, congratulations, Bill. You have attained a level of bacchanalia that I can only dream of.
This adds no value to the conversation, but know I will laugh to myself for the rest of the day thinking about the idea of Festivus!
Now i'm hungry...meatloaf anyone?
OH - and I hate the rose bowl commercial playing 10 times an hour.
so I told her I would come home and erect the Festivus pole and she and I could do the feats of strength.
It would be a Festivus miracle if she agrees.
the pinning of the head of household and you've got it nailed.
Wait, is wishful thinking part of Festivus?
I wish Festivus gave me the power to go back in time and change the outcome of a few games. That would be a true Festivus miracle..
Let's hope that in 2010 we'll have more feats of strength and less airing of grievances.
This post of yours is scratching me right where I itch.
that is a nice pole
That's what she said.
My son tells me your company STINKS!
I made a large donation to the Human Fund in honor of Brian.