OT: Fantasy Football team names
With the end of the lock-out comes the official start of Fantasy Football league season. A lot of us will be starting up our leagues over the next month, so I figure we can start brainstorming Michigan-themed team names in this thread. If people want to organize some new fantasy football leagues for MGoUsers in this thread, that's cool too!
First thoughts:
Hoke Springs Eternal (stolen, obvi)
Don't Feely My Breaston
All the famous Zoltan variations (Don't Mesko with the Zoltan, etc.)
I'll Get On It ASAP!
Happy Easter!!!
I've been BreastonPlants for the past few years.
1. 4th and LONG
2. I've got a Harton
3. Layin down the Law
4. Runyan ass over
5. grabbin Steele, pumpin Irons and makin you Swett
1. We came, we Shaw, we conquered
2. Averyone's gettin stomped
3. Tearin you up Furmanside
4. Carvin that ass up
5. MikeCox upside your head
6. Unleashing the Demens
7. TD's? Toussaint enough .. I need Roundtree maybe four
but "victiroious secerts" is a personal favourite
Maple, I'm not sure if it is spelled differently in Canada, but that is hilariously bad spelling. Even more props if you spell it that way in your league. :)
canadian spelling for ya. In an academic setting you get penalized if you don't add in the "u".
*whoosh*
Victoria + Victors (or maybe victorious) = whatever the hell he typed... maybe?
that was a typo ....victorious * i thought you were talking about favourite. my bad
I've always gone with "Sugarplum Fairies." I mean, imagine how you would feel knowing you lost to someone with that team name?
Granted, its not Michigan themed, but still.
Lamarr Woodley doesn't kill teams, I do.
Morning Woodley
Donte drink and drive
Let me see them TDs
Morning Woodley may be the best one I have heard in a while - doesn't get much better than that! well played sir
One guy in my league is BreastonMyFace
Everybrady Poops (Gold)
Not UM specific but I always crack up with "I'm thinking RB's". I can take no credit for it.
Took me a minute...but it's great!
In the same vein: Big Ass TDs
hahaha
Navarre Gonna Lose
Forgetting Brandon Marshall has always made me laugh. And after his piss poor performance last season, it's exactly what I'll be doing.
Visante Shiancoe's Locker Room All-Stars
Gordon Gee I P Funny
Garu Moellers Day Off
Ross Gload Uber Alles
It's even funnier because they'll never know I'm making fun of them...unless they're on Rumspringa...SHIT!
Not UofM related, but I have always been a fan of Two Mannings One Cup.
"Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe" was another good one I have seen.
Not really clever or Michigan related, but I've been Team Testosterone in the past.
I've also seen 'Vick in a Box', 'Taste Dwayne Bowe' and 'Watcha Talkin About Hillis?'
last year i was your mom goes to college, and boom, mallett'd
Anyone have any good names that relate to the current team/players
I was "A Team Named Suh" and was succesful enough to warrent bringing it back for "A Team Named Suh 2: Electric Bugaloo"
Sadly yahoo says that name is too long, so in keeping with the theme, I'm thinking Fairly Legal. Really hoping my grandparents, who are in the league, don't get that reference.
Henne Given Sunday
Suh Suh Sudio
Cant beat em? Stonum.
Burrested Development - for Plaxico's return season lol
Ben There Raped That
Ghost and the Darkness.
Just in case you didn't know, it's a reference to a true story of 2 Lions terrorizing workers in Kenya. Plus, it's about Lions aka Detriot Lions!
Green Back Packers
TD's and Beer
1) Breaston My Face
2) Suck My Woodson
Out of laziness i just name my team Ixcuincle's team. Sometimes I do a different name like the one I used last year for the MGoBlog fantasy football league which I can't remember. Something about Tate.
Not that anybody can read this, but my team's name this year will be the Javid Business Review.
/MBA'd.
Mine is yellow too but if you highlight it you can read the yellow posts.
Sack Full of Doorknobs - it's universal.
Jeff Smoker mows my lawn.
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<br>I don't have the heart to change it. Also, I am looking for a "Prison Orange" for November 26th. Anyone know where I can find one?
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Sorry..."Prison Orange" sweater vest.
The Blue Dragons.
I changed my team name to "Finnegan's Wake", but that may be a bit dated now.
Another guy in my league came up with "Clarett's Hatchet" a few years ago. That never gets old.
Im thinking,
D'Brickishawshank Redemption
Mike Shanahananigans
or for you die-hard down on your luck Lions fans:
Not in a Millen years
Get Off My Lawn?