OT: Dan Marino has a [ED: child out of wedlock]
The New York Post came out this morning with the news that Dan Marino had an affair a while ago with CBS employee Donna Savaterre, and they made a baby. FWIW, Marino is claiming the child and financially supporting them, which puts him above several other notable people in history (i.e. Benjamin Franklin).
As a special bonus, the VERY FIRST HIT on Google for "Donna Savaterre" is a RCMB "hot or not" thread dedicated to her.
Link:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/oh_danny_girl_love_child_bC0SHH481536QPjsXfyWyJ
P.S. Yes, the cruel jokes about how like his mistress, Dan Marino has no rings have already been made. You sick freaks.
[ED - PGB: I just couldn't leave the title as originally published. Its pretty offensive to some and I didn't want to take the thread down entirely because the comments (other than people feeling offended) are hilarious.]
January 31st, 2013 at 11:18 AM ^
This isnt Game of Thrones...Bastard isnt a really P.C. thing
January 31st, 2013 at 11:21 AM ^
I'm confused. What do bastards have to do with computers?
~Herm
January 31st, 2013 at 11:23 AM ^
He meant Mac
January 31st, 2013 at 12:22 PM ^
Bernie? He's dead, you know.
January 31st, 2013 at 12:37 PM ^
Speaking as a bastard, I'm not at all offended.
January 31st, 2013 at 11:19 AM ^
Ummm...strongly suggest a title change!
January 31st, 2013 at 11:26 AM ^
It's not the kid's fault. No need to use a derogatory term. Sounds like Marino is the real "bastard" here.
January 31st, 2013 at 11:19 AM ^
Early favorite for 2013 Thread Title of the Year.
January 31st, 2013 at 11:25 AM ^
It's definitely way, way up there in the standings.
January 31st, 2013 at 12:47 PM ^
January 31st, 2013 at 11:23 AM ^
Ladies and gentlemen... my esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken... if the CBS employee is indeed a woman, as she claims to be... then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I HAVE EVER SEEN!
January 31st, 2013 at 11:27 AM ^
this would have never happened.
January 31st, 2013 at 12:33 PM ^
Having a little trouble with the lady, Ace?
January 31st, 2013 at 11:24 AM ^
Interesting, I had always thought that cocaine made you impotent and sterile.
~Herm
January 31st, 2013 at 11:26 AM ^
Honest question: Did they have cocaine back in your day?
January 31st, 2013 at 11:33 AM ^
Not much of a problem until the long-hairs came into being.
~Herm
January 31st, 2013 at 11:39 AM ^
Herm, you're the best. +100 for being a great contributor.
[EDIT: How is this "trolling"? I was being truthful. Or maybe that fact is considered "trolling." Anyway, it is what it is. Just curious.]
January 31st, 2013 at 4:48 PM ^
I think you got hit in the cross hairs with those who think Herm is a mildly entertaining fraud. If the person perpetrating the Herm fraud is older than 25 I'll eat my Michigan hat.
I'm 61 and cocaine was a yuppie drug that flourished in the late '70's and 80's. Long hairs had little to do with it.
January 31st, 2013 at 11:24 AM ^
I strongly suggest not using the word "bastard"
January 31st, 2013 at 11:27 AM ^
January 31st, 2013 at 11:39 AM ^
Don't punish the kid for what happened with his parents. I have a friend who happens to be a bastard and he is extremely shameful of it. This isn't funny.
January 31st, 2013 at 11:53 AM ^
Title changed. I definitely don't think any offense was intended but you're right. Its a legitimate news story but its not cool to word it in a way such that our fellow MGoMembers are offended.
January 31st, 2013 at 11:57 AM ^
I don't think the OP intended to offend anyone, but he should have just thought about his word choice.
January 31st, 2013 at 12:57 PM ^
January 31st, 2013 at 12:41 PM ^
He shouldn't be ashamed of it. He didn't do anything wrong.
January 31st, 2013 at 3:10 PM ^
January 31st, 2013 at 4:52 PM ^
If I could have remembered his ID, I'd have managed to work him into the post.
January 31st, 2013 at 11:24 AM ^
Look at the the fun bags on that one.
#classy
January 31st, 2013 at 3:13 PM ^
Househound*
I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.
January 31st, 2013 at 11:26 AM ^
How about something more appropriate like "love child" or "whoreson"?
January 31st, 2013 at 12:40 PM ^
"Whoreson". I like that. I may start going by that.
January 31st, 2013 at 11:27 AM ^
Lindsay Lohan and now this crap. This blog is becoming TMZ.
January 31st, 2013 at 11:29 AM ^
You mean over the course of the two weeks since you signed up?
January 31st, 2013 at 11:36 AM ^
Yep. Two weeks. That's all. Doot-duh-doo
January 31st, 2013 at 12:17 PM ^
i prefer the term "drunkle" to describe us, as it saves time that could be used for drinking
did i tell you my thoughts about gun control?
January 31st, 2013 at 11:28 AM ^
Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.
January 31st, 2013 at 11:34 AM ^
January 31st, 2013 at 11:29 AM ^
1. Horrible title
2. Unrelated news to Michigan sports
3. Belongs on a tabloid
January 31st, 2013 at 11:31 AM ^
Nope...I think the "Hello: Laquon Treadwell" post was worse!
January 31st, 2013 at 11:32 AM ^
"Beauty" is in the eye of the beholder:
1. You're probably right.
2. Its the off-season and this is clearly allowable content.
3. You're probably right.
All that said, I'm probably going to pull it off the Board.
January 31st, 2013 at 11:33 AM ^
Well I think this topic might make for some interesting conversations
January 31st, 2013 at 11:41 AM ^
The title either needs to be changed or it needs to be pulled. It's an offensive term and has no place on this Board or anywhere else.
January 31st, 2013 at 11:54 AM ^
Done.
January 31st, 2013 at 1:36 PM ^
Some, if not most, mods would pull this down.
January 31st, 2013 at 11:50 AM ^
If a thread is labeled "OT" and features a title that is pretty clear in that it does not contain information related to UM sports, why complain that said thread is unrelated to Michigan sports?
January 31st, 2013 at 11:31 AM ^
Well, I never...