OT: Bret Bielema talks about hopping on his wife in presser
November 8th, 2015 at 1:12 AM ^
Bielema is the best. pic.twitter.com/tHv6Rydkqy
— Kyle Deckelbaum (@KyleDeckelbaum7) November 8, 2015
November 8th, 2015 at 10:38 AM ^
He looks like if Wolverine let himself go.
November 8th, 2015 at 1:16 AM ^
Bret Bielema doesn't "hop" on anything.
November 8th, 2015 at 8:36 AM ^
More like a "rain splash"
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November 8th, 2015 at 1:16 AM ^
Someone needs to put that man on a diet and exercise program.
November 8th, 2015 at 1:17 AM ^
looks like he's slept about 12 hours all of last week combined. So a slip of tongue is easily explained.
But given how burned out and disheveled the man looks, he's either the hardest-working man in college football or he has some personal issues.
November 8th, 2015 at 3:14 AM ^
Why not both?
November 8th, 2015 at 7:17 AM ^
It can't be the former, for he knows nothing of Enthusiasm Unknown To Mankind. With the possible exception of when he's at Golden Corral.
Also, I can't recall from when he was at Wisconsin...is that a fake accent?
November 8th, 2015 at 1:17 AM ^
By the look of his gut, I don't think Bret has "hopped" on anything in a very long time.
November 8th, 2015 at 1:18 AM ^
Dude would crush her.
November 8th, 2015 at 1:19 AM ^
I'm more concerned about his poor wife 'cause....that's a lot.
November 8th, 2015 at 1:19 AM ^
When you're a career .300 in league play at Ar-Kansas that explains it all.
November 8th, 2015 at 1:20 AM ^
I'm guessing Bielema's vertical is about 4 inches.
November 8th, 2015 at 1:23 AM ^
As is his....
November 8th, 2015 at 8:33 AM ^
Length of index finger...right guys?/s
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November 8th, 2015 at 1:25 AM ^
Can't blame him....
November 8th, 2015 at 1:30 AM ^
Yo he has like 400 lbs on her... Yikes.
BERTs put on some weight either from stress or eating some nice southern cuisine.
November 8th, 2015 at 1:35 AM ^
Maybe my mind is way too warped by porn. But, there's no way she's only doing Bret. The tennis coach, or the landscaper, or the pizza delivery man or the plumber is hitting that twice a week.
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November 8th, 2015 at 1:47 AM ^
It's the pizza delivery kid :)
November 8th, 2015 at 8:45 AM ^
With the "work's". Brings to mind Rex Ryan's pre surgical comment about his wife: I sure out kicked my coverage. Brett too.
November 8th, 2015 at 11:18 AM ^
Maybe I'm super old fashioned, but I like to believe that they have a monogamous relationship, and that she is truly in love with him and his money.
Part of being a football coach involves an convincing people to believe in you. Most head coaches are cults of personality. Joe f'n Paterno probably could have banged every coed at Penn State, if he had so desired.
And for the record, Bret's wife is indeed a banging hottie, and good for him.
November 8th, 2015 at 7:10 AM ^
Go Hogs!
November 8th, 2015 at 1:55 AM ^
Has she hit puberty yet?
November 8th, 2015 at 6:52 AM ^
Ahh the typical response of someone whos attached to a big girl.
Other fallbacks are: 'eat a burger!', 'i feel like id break her'..
Sorry that youre married to a fattie, but youd be oogling the shit outta that chick if you saw her in real life.
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November 8th, 2015 at 7:15 AM ^
Dumb post only on app
November 8th, 2015 at 9:28 AM ^
Do we know why this happens?
November 8th, 2015 at 7:26 AM ^
Sounds like something someone who is overly attached to their blow up doll would say.
November 8th, 2015 at 9:28 AM ^
Something is wrong with you
November 8th, 2015 at 8:33 AM ^
That's his wife? Good for him.
November 8th, 2015 at 1:25 AM ^
Saw what you did there
November 8th, 2015 at 1:26 AM ^
That's not a mental image I wanted to have tonight. No thank you.
November 8th, 2015 at 1:28 AM ^
I like Bret, never ever at Michigan. But from a far he's extremely entertaining and a good coach. The stress is getting to him though, he's put on a lot weight.
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November 8th, 2015 at 1:36 AM ^
Bert is a troll and every day he loses a game is a good day as long as Michigan wins.
November 8th, 2015 at 1:40 AM ^
He's trolling the SEC, you should thank him for that.
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November 8th, 2015 at 7:39 AM ^
True. Every now and then, he pulls his Toledo defeated team together to beat an Ole Miss or Tennessee just to show the SEC bias. Well done, Bert, well done
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November 8th, 2015 at 7:08 AM ^
Too skinny
November 8th, 2015 at 1:31 AM ^
If he does the hopping wouldn't he break her in half?
November 8th, 2015 at 1:36 AM ^
Half, no. Probably into quarters, maybe into eights, or even into sixteenths depending on how high his peak hopping altitude is.
November 8th, 2015 at 1:31 AM ^
the hopper
November 8th, 2015 at 1:36 AM ^
That never literally happens cause that's abuse.
November 8th, 2015 at 1:43 AM ^
I'd wanna hop on her too.
November 8th, 2015 at 1:48 AM ^
Why does this embed not work?!?
November 8th, 2015 at 2:17 AM ^
How does this fat fucking slob still have a job?
November 8th, 2015 at 4:12 AM ^
Looks more like
November 8th, 2015 at 7:17 AM ^
(.)(.)
November 8th, 2015 at 5:25 AM ^
I see hopping on and dosing off right away. She probably hates everytime he wins because of hopping.
November 8th, 2015 at 5:28 AM ^
Beats hopping on his cousin. #arkansas
November 8th, 2015 at 6:24 AM ^
Deep prayers
November 8th, 2015 at 6:57 AM ^
And in the wife's presser, she spoke about all of the pills and booze she would be imbibing to cope with getting hopped on by that fat bastard........