Orlando Magic resign Mo Wagner to 2 year deal to join Franz!!
August 4th, 2021 at 11:23 AM ^
JAWOHL!
August 4th, 2021 at 11:34 AM ^
PROST!
August 4th, 2021 at 11:26 AM ^
Awesome! Also, I love heteronyms!:
Resign vs Resign
Wound vs Wound
Lead vs Lead
Bass vs Bass
August 4th, 2021 at 11:41 AM ^
Or, looking at your username, windy vs windy
That's a good point. Contrary to what my handle name may suggest, I do not live in the Windy City, but rather the "Wine-dy" City, which is Napa CA.
August 4th, 2021 at 11:50 AM ^
present v present
tear v tear
shithole v OSU
August 4th, 2021 at 12:18 PM ^
Glückwünsche to the Wagners!
I love heteronyms. I also love homonyms.
You're welcome. I assume you implicitly thanked me for the set-up.
Sincerely, Your Friendly, Local Straight Man.
Woh. Now I'm totally confused.
August 4th, 2021 at 12:52 PM ^
Re-sign, in the case of Moe, actually has a hyphen. People on the internet are just lazy.
To be fair, I'm also lazy when I'm not on the internet
Resign vs re-sign*
August 4th, 2021 at 11:28 AM ^
Mama Wagner approves.
August 4th, 2021 at 12:28 PM ^
Yay!
Love me some Mama Wagner
August 4th, 2021 at 11:28 AM ^
The entire Wagner family rejoices!!!!!!
August 4th, 2021 at 12:21 PM ^
I can still quote the skit where Dana Carvey as Jimmy Stewart visits Sprockets. There's just something great about Jimmy Stewart threatening to kill a monkey with a broken liquor bottle.
August 4th, 2021 at 11:35 AM ^
This is an awesome piece of news
August 4th, 2021 at 11:35 AM ^
that's awesome - would be cool to play together finally
August 4th, 2021 at 11:49 AM ^
Orlando! They're gonna pump you up!!
August 4th, 2021 at 11:50 AM ^
Need to bring in Zach Novak to complete the All Sparty "annoying Michigan white guy" killer lineup with Iggy, Moe and Franz.
August 4th, 2021 at 12:00 PM ^
Don't forget Nick
August 4th, 2021 at 12:35 PM ^
Memories....
How could you leave out Dickinson?
August 4th, 2021 at 11:54 AM ^
Die Orlando Magie! Ja!
FEIER!
Das Boooooooot!
August 4th, 2021 at 12:02 PM ^
Next step is to hire Dirk Nowitizki as head coach with Detlef Shremph as an assistant.
Maybe change up their uniforms to incorporate lederhosen, but now I'm just being crazy.
(Slightly off topic - I made peace last weekend with the fact that I'm now old when I got the 3-piece famous chicken dinner at Frankenmuth instead of the all-you-can-eat that I woulda ordered during the hurly-burly of my long gone halcyon days)
August 4th, 2021 at 12:26 PM ^
Shremph vs Shrempf.
I can't read "Detlef Schrempf" without pronouncing it (in my head) the way Dan Patrick used to do it on Sportscenter back in the day...
August 4th, 2021 at 12:28 PM ^
Same
August 4th, 2021 at 12:37 PM ^
Same difference?
Ya can't handle 10+ pieces of fried chicken anymore? How the mighty have fallen.
August 4th, 2021 at 12:17 PM ^
Nice! Having no permanent NBA allegiance, the Magic are now my team next year.
and the Heat…
August 4th, 2021 at 12:20 PM ^
I just looked at their roster and theoretically Iggy Brazdeikis is on the team too!! Mo Bamba too.
When Orlando plays Dallas they could have 5 UM players on the floor at once.
Mo Bamba will always be my favorite Wolverine
August 4th, 2021 at 12:24 PM ^
Wunderbar Wagners!
August 4th, 2021 at 12:48 PM ^
Very cool. Never got to play on a team with my brothers. Would have been awesome. To do it at the highest level is special. The Magic could be a playoff team next season and could be starting to contend in the East in a year or two.
Who is going to wear #21? WHO IS GOING TO WEAR IT?!?!
Hopefully the Magic will play a game on national TV so we can all watch. I won't get my hopes up, though.
Would kinda think you would have to, it’s a smart move. Wouldn’t you want your first round pick to be in the best mind set? Having his big brother mentor him to the NBA is huge. Plus Mo is no slouch on the court. Go Magic!
How many wins:
Gonzaga kid at the 1
Iggy at 2
Franz at 3
Mo at 4
Bamba at 5
This season? With that lineup, I'd set the o/u at 1.5 and strongly consider taking the under.
Congrats to the Wagner clan on the traveling savings alone from being able to share a room and get a family discount.