ND-Freakbass Was Not The Nadir!

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December 18th, 2011 at 2:12 AM
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ND-Freakbass Was Not The Nadir!

I never imagined there could be anything worse then Freakbass for ND but it is here at the 1:09 mark...

 

WOW!


http://youtu.be/G-iCIS3vttI

 

 

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December 18th, 2011 at 11:09 AM | that's gold jerry, gold (Score:3 Normal)
WFBlue
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absolutely, unbelievable, leprachaun gathered, end of the rainbow gold.

 

Edit:  I did not realize that this is airing today at 4pm ET.  http://www.locatetv.com/listings/nbc

I am sure our ND friends would be disappointed to miss this opportunity.  I recommend posting the vid.  on their "wall" with a reminder to tune at 4pm.

 

 

 
 

Time is working funny again. Greg Mattison has a phonebooth time machine he sent the secondary back to Charles Woodson's childhood in; they have emerged with ZZ Top beards, children, and skills.-BC

December 18th, 2011 at 11:40 AM | This was just a preview? (Score:2)
phjhu89
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The YouTube post was just a delicious applesaucy taste of what is to come on national television later today? (we haven't even touched on the fact that this is on youtube due to the tremendous marketing power of Musselman brand spple sauce.)



Awesome.

December 18th, 2011 at 11:47 AM | They don't know.... (Score:2)
phjhu89
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See http://notredamegoirish.blogspot.com/2011/12/notre-dame-on-tv-sunday-dec...



They are excited about this broadcast...they have no idea.

December 19th, 2011 at 1:48 PM | Even it was not ideated by the school, it was sanctioned (Score:2)
iawolve
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which makes this such an epic fail. Love the look on the band members' faces, pure dread. That is one performance they will never forget.

December 18th, 2011 at 2:20 AM | Words cannot describe (Score:5 Normal)
Marley Nowell
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How sickened does the band look?

"Relax you panic monger" -Megatron

December 18th, 2011 at 2:49 AM | Lmfao (Score:5 Normal)
MaizeRage89
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That's a great post

December 18th, 2011 at 3:14 AM | It's a shame (Score:5 Normal)
MMB 82
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you can't be upvoted further....

December 18th, 2011 at 1:55 PM | We always compain about the (Score:5 Normal)
mGrowOld
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We always compain about the inability to neg-bang but jesus what about the loss of the poss-bang too? That is the funniest post i have read in a LONG time and worth sixty jamillion upvotes!

 

Edit:  It's now almost three hours since I first watched the video and then saw the post with Brian Kelly's angry face accompanied by the words "Land the fucking triple lutz" and each and every time i see/read it I start laughing out loud.  Hell I started laughing again just writing it.  My wife thinks i'm losing my mind cause I keep laughing at the same thing over and over again.  

If there is such a thing I hereby cast my vote for MGoBlog Hall of Fame.

 

 

December 18th, 2011 at 10:08 PM | I will forever associate (Score:2)
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I will forever associate Brian Kelly with figure skating.  Thank you.

Hail.

December 18th, 2011 at 2:56 AM | Descriptive words (Score:5 Normal)
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Glare of grim disgust at 1:34.

December 18th, 2011 at 7:41 AM | How sickened does the band look? (Score:5 Normal)
Don
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That's exactly what I was noticing... they look like their souls are being sucked out.

I'm curious who the skaters in the ND uniforms were... they didn't look polished enough to be real figure skaters, but they didn't look nearly bulked up enough to be players... were they members of ND's band?


December 18th, 2011 at 9:48 AM | Indeed (Score:2 Normal)
Tater
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The Asian-American drummer has the same expression as Bruce Lee did just before he said, ""You have dishonored my family and a Shaolin Temple.  Now you must die."

 

 

 

December 18th, 2011 at 7:22 PM | Pretty sure that was Manti Te'o out there (Score:5 Funny)
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I think he was wearing the same pair of skates two years ago when Omameh pushed him 20 yards down the field on Denard's 87-yard TD run.

"[T]here were a lot of people predicting glorious heights for Rich; mostly the same people who are predicting doom and gloom [for Hoke]. Excuse me if I doubt their prognostication skills." -- M-Wolverine

December 18th, 2011 at 2:50 AM | Thank you Santa. (Score:5 Normal)
토린
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BOOM YAKETY SAX'D.

December 18th, 2011 at 5:37 AM | My God. This even syncs up (Score:5 Normal)
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My God. This even syncs up with the video.

Lived the Dream. 2008-2012

December 18th, 2011 at 10:22 AM | I linked to this in my sig I (Score:4 Normal)
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I linked to this in my sig I liked it so much.

Casey Anthony: Buckeye fan.

December 18th, 2011 at 6:30 PM | OMGWTFNDROFLMAO!!!! (Score:2)
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+11ty million to Boyz n da Pahokee.

Michigan Resurgent?  Michigan Resurgent!

The beatings will continue until the uniforms improve!

December 18th, 2011 at 2:26 AM | this. is amazing. (Score:3 Normal)
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this. is amazing.

I bleed Blue & Gray and Maize & Blue

December 18th, 2011 at 2:41 AM | Where did you find (Score:5 Normal)
phjhu89
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this tremendously embarassing piece of footage?  

Great piece of schadenfruede on the youtube comment page begging for someone to "Destroy all footage of this before our football team is mocked into obscurity."

December 18th, 2011 at 2:43 AM | See what Jimmy can do when he (Score:5 Normal)
MGoChippewa
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See what Jimmy can do when he has time to throw!!!?!??

December 18th, 2011 at 2:50 AM | My God. First comment on (Score:5 Normal)
MichGoBlue858
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My God. First comment on youtube "Destroy all footage of this before our football team is mocked into obscurity."

Edit: Beat to the punch

December 18th, 2011 at 3:21 AM | my eyes... (Score:1)
risner75
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I hope to never see anything like that again

Go Blue...

December 18th, 2011 at 3:25 AM | Okay. (Score:5 Normal)
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I've seen enough. We can shut down the Internet now. It can't get much better than that.

USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011

December 18th, 2011 at 3:41 AM | ROTFLAMFAO (Score:1)
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wow.  it is too bad that written language is not advanced enough to express the humiliation and mockery that ND will have to enduer because of youtube.  someone needs to send this to Mike and Mike and the Dan Patrick Show.

that state south-east of Meechigan should be leveled and turned into a parking lot.

December 18th, 2011 at 3:44 AM | BAHAHAHAH (Score:4 Normal)
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BAHAHHAH this is awesome.

Great post.

ND_____ON ICE.

They've never looked better.

December 18th, 2011 at 3:52 AM | I just (Score:3 Normal)
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threw up

If someone ever invented a low fat vitamin - filled vegetable that tasted like fudge covered Rice Krispies treats - I'd probably eat better

 

 

December 18th, 2011 at 3:54 AM | I'm not a religious person, (Score:5 Normal)
Professor Greenberg
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I'm not a religious person, but, if there is a God, thank you for this precious gift which you have bestowed upon us.

December 18th, 2011 at 4:27 AM | God's sense of humor (Score:2 Normal)
budeye
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is proven to be a fact thanks to brian boitano.

i wonder when trey parker and matt stone will compose an updated brian boitano song for the little tikes of southpark.

that state south-east of Meechigan should be leveled and turned into a parking lot.

December 18th, 2011 at 4:36 AM | I wasn't a religious person (Score:5 Normal)
토린
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I wasn't a religious person before I saw this video, but now it's clear God has a plan.

December 18th, 2011 at 7:28 AM | Indeed... (Score:5 Normal)
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...for when ND puts seven up front from now on, the line will appear as follows:

At last, we've been told what Brian Boitano would do if he were here right now...

 

"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."

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December 18th, 2011 at 4:32 AM | Your welcome... (Score:4 Normal)
jesus_h_christ
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Lets make life on earth just that much better.  I cry beautiful tears of joy at what I behold.

Meh...

December 18th, 2011 at 4:34 AM | Next time we're about to have (Score:4 Normal)
jerasaurus
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Next time we're about to have a collective panic attack about extra stripes on our road uniforms or Journey being played in the stadium, let us remember this video. It could always be much, much worse.

December 18th, 2011 at 4:42 AM | I weep for those lost souls (but not really) (Score:2 Normal)
jesus_h_christ
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It is a bit depressing to think that for some of those band folk, that was their 15 minutes.

Meh...

December 18th, 2011 at 4:57 AM | Bad: LSUwho Worse: ND on (Score:1)
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Bad: LSUwho

Worse: ND on ice

Worst: FreekBass, although ND on Ice isnt far behind.

December 18th, 2011 at 5:18 AM | This is too good to be true. (Score:5 Normal)
hart20
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I wonder if ND just plans everything they do to give people an opportunity to mock them. Hiring Brian Kelly, ice skating, terrible songs, hiring Brian Kelly, Jimmy Clausen, not suspending Michael Floyd, hiring Charlie Weis, and hiring Brian Kelly. Did I mention Brian Kelly?

Yep, that's Simba made out of a pineapple.

December 18th, 2011 at 7:17 AM | Brian Kelly (Score:0 Normal)
December 18th, 2011 at 6:55 AM | Spit My Coffee... (Score:3 Normal)
LSAClassOf2000
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....and I will now need to dump serious Resolve on the carpet by my desk. ROFL.

If only they had played with such grace and elegance all year, right? Oh, ND, what could have been...

I must say though, I can't wait for  next year when ND receivers are doing triple axels to avoid tackles. 

"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."

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December 18th, 2011 at 7:28 AM | I think if you (Score:0)
December 18th, 2011 at 8:02 AM | I just hope Brandon doesn't (Score:4 Normal)
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I just hope Brandon doesn't see this... might get ideas.

If you don't ride a camel, you ain't shi'ite.

December 18th, 2011 at 8:12 AM | nd skaters (Score:5 Normal)
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i'm not sure what all the excitement is about.  the skaters looked pretty good and gave nd a decided schematic advantage if they play on an icy field.

any bowl will do

December 18th, 2011 at 8:29 AM | Actually, this helps with Brandon (Score:0 Normal)
December 18th, 2011 at 2:50 PM | you know (Score:4 Normal)
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I'll probably sound like a dick for saying this but . . .

  • not having a mascot (but floating the idea of how much the "kids would love it")
  • not advertising in the Big House (except on 1 of 400 "special jerseys" or on vid screens)
  • not having a faux-metal/glam hype song QUITE as universally ridiculed as ND's.
  • not having ice skaters, just an ever increasing amount of "clowniforms" (and it mostly started this year "on ice".)

is still bullshit.

it IS a slippery slope, and is the AD's version of playing not to lose.

Dave Brandon is a successful businessman, a charismatic leader, & obviously loves Michigan.  He's also a an extreme egotist, and a meddling corporate whore.

I'll stop complaining when I see proof that Dave Brandon knows the difference between the Michigan® brand and his own.

Love & Hate are horns on the same goat.

December 18th, 2011 at 11:56 PM | Dave Brandon has been AD for what, (Score:2)
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around 2 years. The problem is, he has done all of what you said in this short period of time giving the impression that he is just getting started.

Your concerns are well founded.

December 18th, 2011 at 8:37 AM | I'll take one copy of the (Score:2 Normal)
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I'll take one copy of the Collector's Edition, please, with BluRay, DVD, and downloadable Ultraviolet version directly to my digital viewer of choice.   With both theatrical release and director's cut.

Special commentary by Freakbass.

Also deleted scenes with hilarious outtakes.  Though it is admittedly hard to tell the difference between the outtakes and the actual film.

Casey Anthony: Buckeye fan.

December 18th, 2011 at 8:39 AM | If it was a REAL Notre Dame (Score:5 Normal)
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If it was a REAL Notre Dame tribute, there would have been an phantom pass-interference flag on that pass.

 

Just sayin'.

Casey Anthony: Buckeye fan.

December 18th, 2011 at 10:36 AM | First Rudy, now this. (Score:1)
LB
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I wasn't sure what to expect - it certainly wasn't football players on skates! I almost spewed coffee all over my laptop.

Kelly saw Lewan and Robinson practicing their lift and got right to work on a routine.

Let us hope they don't start this nonsense in the stadium, the damage to the turf will be tremendous!

 

May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift

December 18th, 2011 at 9:23 AM | You guys are just jealous. (Score:0 Normal)
December 18th, 2011 at 9:30 AM | This would looking amazing (Score:5 Normal)
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in the HD scoreboards the next time we play them at home.

December 18th, 2011 at 2:04 PM | "...And Notre Dame Is Taking The Field..." (Score:1)
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...to the melodious strains of Emile Waldteufel's "Les Patineurs".

NOTE TO ALL: Not sure who went to this site, but they've been warned now -

http://notredamegoirish.blogspot.com/2011/12/notre-dame-on-tv-sunday-dec...

Predicting schadenfreude gold (and we didn't even need to play football) in 5...4...3...2...

QUESTION TO BOARD: Separate reaction thread? I might watch this special and then check the ND blogs to find gems.

"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."

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December 18th, 2011 at 9:44 AM | This might be the single most (Score:5 Normal)
mGrowOld
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This might be the single most important piece of video since the Zupruder tapes surfaced.  If this isn't the funniest thing ever captured on film then I truly don't know what is (especially when coupled with "Land the Fucking Triple Lutz" post with Kelly's mad face.

If we can single-handidly get Craig James and his killing of the five hookers to #2 on the Google search engine pre-fill then I think we OWE it the rest of the world to make sure this piece of cinematic genius gets known beyond the board.  I, for one, will henceforth only speak of ND from this point forward as the "Notre Dame Figureskaters".

 

 

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