Michigan signees on ESPN
FYI geico nationals is today through 3rd in ft Myers Florida. Today at noon IMG playing school in Georgia on espnu. Moussa Jett and walker and Dailey jr. At 4 pm espnu today montverde playing oak hill va which has houstan and Duran. Semifinals are tomorrow. Finals is Saturday. Also sunrise is playing at 2 which has Adkins and chandler.
What
High School Bball with some of umich’s next year class playing on ESPN today. I guess?
Can anybody translate this to English for the board?
Me fail english? That's unpossible.
Blau to you!
This reads like a twitter telegraph.
Let me translate:
dot dot dash dash dot dash dot dot
Is Moussa Jett a person?
I think it's more of an idea
Username checks out
Jar jar binks cousin
I can’t laugh hard enough at this!
Now THAT was funny.
Upvote to you. I regret only that I have but one to give.
its the next generation 737
This post reminds me of The Office episode where Kevin decides to communicate using as few words as possible.
Obviously, he was trying to get this up as fast as possible to get it in before the inevitable 7 subsequent posts on the exact same topic.
no habla ingles
FIFY:
FYI - the Geico Nationals run today through April 3rd in Ft Myers, Florida. Today at noon IMG plays a school from Georgia on ESPNU. Moussa, Jett, Walker, and Dailey Jr are playing in that game. At 4 pm today on ESPNU, Montverde plays Oak Hill, VA. Houstan and Duran play in that game. Semifinals are tomorrow. Finals are Saturday. Also Sunrise is playing at 2 pm. Players in that game are Adkins and Chandler.
Psssh. It’s Akins not Adkins, moran.
ummmm its moron, moron
Well, yeah. That’s what the OP said.
English teachers around the globe are irritated for unknown reasons.
Unknown? No, I think they know.
GEICO couldn’t translate this post but could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
I bet they could've if they had stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
This OP is terrible! I don't care if you're on a phone, or not - take some pride in what you write!
"School? we ain't come here to play school, classes is pointless"
IMG Academy
This is written like a ransom note. Only thing I understand from this is that Roberto Duran plays for Oak Hill.
How does he still have high school eligibility? He retired from boxing years ago!
Can we at least TRY on grammar and puncutation?
All I got out of this post is that we have two absolutely unbelievable classes of signees coming in the next two years if all of them are signees. Holy shit that would be unbelievable! I can totally forgive this dudes grammar and will pay the grammar police for his bail if he ends up being right about them signing.
Commas, can, be, useful
Eats shoots and leaves.
Eats, shoots, and leaves.
I used to work with someone who used commas excessively and incorrectly. Drove me crazy.
I also used to work with someone who excessively and incorrectly used an apostrophe before the "s" in a plural word. Also drove me crazy.
Yes, I am fun at parties and have many friends.
Did anyone save a screenshot of the original post? I feel like I'm missing out on the joke.
Walker is a monster.