Michigan Monday is up
Didn't see any post about this yet.
My favorite line this week, giving credit to Bench...
" By the way, fullback Ben Mason is a beast. However, I assume he’s going to miss a game eventually because the government will need his help in saving an important government official who has been kidnapped by a rogue para-military group hellbent on destroying our way of life."
Link: https://theozone.net/2018/10/michigan-monday-like-buryland/
October 9th, 2018 at 10:11 AM ^
Snark is strong in this one (as usual). As I said before, he is begrudgingly handing our praise but there is fear behind the veiled shots he takes.
October 9th, 2018 at 11:44 AM ^
Yes, I’m sure he’s horrified. I’m sure all OSU homers are horrified, given how we’ve manhandled their team the past two decades.
FYI, this is sarcasm, shit birds...
October 9th, 2018 at 12:52 PM ^
Always love the snarky comments from someone that hurls then from his mother’s basement whilst eating mayonnaise straight from the jar.
October 9th, 2018 at 10:15 AM ^
You know what they said about Ben Mason missing a game cause he'll need to save the government or something?
They're not wrong.
October 9th, 2018 at 11:20 AM ^
Mason is perfectly suited to be a jarhead.
October 9th, 2018 at 12:25 PM ^
The irony here is that is a Stuart light tank.
As in JEB Stuart, Confederate cavalry general.
October 9th, 2018 at 12:43 PM ^
Backing into a German sandwich and knocking down the statue of liberty.
October 9th, 2018 at 1:01 PM ^
Ben Mason's tears cure cancer which is unfortunate because he never cries. The whole encyclopedia of Chuck Norris jokes await co-opting.
October 9th, 2018 at 10:19 AM ^
I didn’t know until now that the defender that Tru Wilson supposedly held on the called back DPJ touchdown took a well acted soccer-like dive. Maybe that guy has a future as a professional wrestler...
October 9th, 2018 at 12:41 PM ^
It actually looked like he hurt his hand. After he got past Wilson, he stumbles a bit and puts his hand down. Then he flops down, but he appears to be holding his hand/wrist. It's possible he sprained something or jammed his finger(s) in the turf.
October 9th, 2018 at 8:40 PM ^
This is correct. He hyper extended his elbow.
October 9th, 2018 at 12:55 PM ^
It looked as if a Maryland defender also took a dive--jumping and flailing his arms, well after he was blocked--on the DPJ touchdown that wasn't called back. Are they coached to do that?
October 9th, 2018 at 10:41 AM ^
The comparison with OSU's passing numbers are interesting, but I think we're not going to see a great deal of passing and/or razzle dazzle until maybe Wisco (if things get tough--their defense is in bad shape, and maybe Michigan can stay pretty vanilla and still win), but definitely MSU, PSU, and a few weeks later, OSU. This is not only for strategic reasons, but also because I think Patterson is still learning the offense.
October 9th, 2018 at 12:07 PM ^
I'm sure part of it is due to Shea still learning the offense, but I think Harbaugh is also keeping things vanilla because:
A) He can. Much like you alluded to, there's no point in showing any razzle dazzle when you don't have to.
B) Harbaugh is doing everything he can to keep Shea healthy and get him to the OSU game in one piece. We've seen the last two years how things may have been different against OSU if we'd had a healthy or serviceable QB.
I expect the playbook will open up considerably over the next 3-4 weeks, mostly out of necessity.
October 9th, 2018 at 10:47 AM ^
This isn't thread worthy but it is related. 11 Warriors had their weekly Michigan update and provided one of the dumbest takes I've ever seen. Either that or just incredibly lazy writing.
The whole thing is pretty comical, and the comments provide the icing on the cake.
October 9th, 2018 at 11:15 AM ^
Cool. Underestimation is awesome. Let them be complacent. M needs to keep improving and O-line needs to keep giving Higdon ~100 yards a game. If we get 100 against wisconsin it'll be a good win. Lets see continual effort and improvement. Wins will follow.
October 9th, 2018 at 8:27 PM ^
You do understand that a post on a blog called 11 Warriors has little to no correlation as to whether the OSU football team and staff is complacent, don't you?
I really don't think that 11 Warriors is ANY reflection of the attitudes and work ethics of the football team nor staff.
October 9th, 2018 at 11:20 AM ^
Like OSU's rushing game is anything to write home about. They also have huge problems on defense right now. Chris Spielman said on his radio show the IU QB missed about a dozen open receivers last Saturday and that he's never seen an OSU defense play this poor. Their back 7 despite all those highly ranked players is atrocious. And after watching a solid but far from spectacular PSU defense shut down their offense for 52 minutes they should just be thankful they got a lucky win and don't have to play anyone until the UM game. Although I could definitely see Purdue lighting up their defense in a few weeks.
October 9th, 2018 at 5:07 PM ^
I went back and about what was the best part and I think it's the "not playing a team with a pulse" part to down play the offense. NW defense is right around were osu' defense is. However, I think the OSU defense dops when the preseason projections are removed.
October 9th, 2018 at 10:56 AM ^
So, OSU is basically an air raid team this year? They're having trouble running the ball?
We're going to beat their asses.
October 9th, 2018 at 10:59 AM ^
That's what they've been building towards since hiring Wilson. There was some speculation that this was an odd pairing that had potential to not work. I guess we'll soon find out.
October 9th, 2018 at 11:17 AM ^
Wilson scared the crap out of me at Indiana, even though we've beaten them every year since the 1890's. But I thought it was a curious hire for OSU.
October 9th, 2018 at 11:23 AM ^
He replaced Warinner because OSU's offense needed a refresh. Right now, I'm kinda' thinking that Michigan got the better of that deal...
October 9th, 2018 at 4:36 PM ^
It was a perfect hire for Meyers, both him and Wilson are human garbage.
October 9th, 2018 at 11:03 AM ^
And their air raid has been them destroying mediocre defenses and struggling against Penn State
October 9th, 2018 at 11:18 AM ^
Given the last several years, I find the idea of OSU without a running QB to be almost erotic.
October 9th, 2018 at 11:21 AM ^
Yeah, but don't you remember what happened last year after JT got hurt?
October 9th, 2018 at 11:31 AM ^
Yeah, but their QB didn't win that game. Ours lost it.
October 9th, 2018 at 11:34 AM ^
Also, how often do you see the backup QB come in and be awesome simply because the defense wasn't prepared for them? Feels like a lot.
October 9th, 2018 at 11:53 AM ^
Yes, including Maryland's last TD against Michigan.
October 9th, 2018 at 11:59 AM ^
We’ve been on the receiving end as well. See: O’Korn vs. Purdue.
October 9th, 2018 at 5:29 PM ^
O'Korn was riding hard on Levine high octane retribution. Once he burned through that he came crashing down to earth.
October 9th, 2018 at 3:24 PM ^
Well they put up 27 in Happy Valley, not too shabby right?
October 9th, 2018 at 2:38 PM ^
You know, Ohio State fans who may be reffing The Game are probably reading this. Best not to show that kind of hubris or the PI calls will come to "prove you wrong" and show OSU's throw game is nigh undefendable
October 9th, 2018 at 11:03 AM ^
I liked that he called himself an idiot for his trashing of Bell's recruitment.
October 9th, 2018 at 3:15 PM ^
And to further twist the knife, here's Bell's Hello Post.
Cheers to you, our sage hermit on a high mountain, who refused to play the recruiting game and yet still reaped the rewards.
Despite what the idiot announcers said, this play was not a thing of luck. Patterson put the perfect weight on this pass and Bell...
At 3:36...
I'm calling my shot now. Bell is UM's next star receiver.
October 9th, 2018 at 11:07 AM ^
I hope Jeremy Ruckert read this:
"Tight end Zach Gentry led the way for the Wolverines with seven catches for 112 yards. As an aside, Ohio State’s tight ends have caught 5 passes for 51 yards this season."
October 9th, 2018 at 11:13 AM ^
Jeremy Ruckert. What an idiot. If you are a top TE, you commit to Michigan. Possibly stanford and maaayyyy be ND but very few schools use TE efficiently or prominantly like M does.
OSU? Yea not so much. Enjoy putting up no stats.
October 9th, 2018 at 12:24 PM ^
*No stats except the ones that show up on his bank statement.
October 9th, 2018 at 11:22 AM ^
He has 1 catch for 13 yards this year. I'm sure Urban just hasn't changed the offense for him yet lol.
October 9th, 2018 at 12:48 PM ^
Jeremy Ruckert is getting playing time, he just can't block anyone, so his ass gets glued to the bench often.
October 9th, 2018 at 1:22 PM ^
Ok. Bet you he gets underutilized throughout his career at OSU, blocking notwithstanding. If you are a TE seeing Butt and Gentry light it up and pick OSU, you are an idiot. Simple.
October 9th, 2018 at 2:03 PM ^
Does this mean you'd advocate against WRs going to Michigan since your leading pass catcher every year is a TE? Please be consistent.
October 9th, 2018 at 2:16 PM ^
If WRs want to be in a pro scheme and not just be taking screen passes then yes - go to M. Also, while WRs have been underwhelming the passing offense is just coming online, on the other hand,
Ruckert is never going to be a prime target in OSU offense, unlike Michigan. So he went there for what exactly? Endorse that OSU harbors wife beaters? Some cash? Academically superior institution? Learn how to poop in coolers?
October 9th, 2018 at 3:24 PM ^
If you think OSU's WRs only run screen passes, there's no point in continuing this conversation.
October 9th, 2018 at 3:45 PM ^
Sure I was summarizing but how many of "highlight" reels are P Campbell taking screen pass to the house. Lets count: TCU, PSU, Indiana (see evidence below) and actually every game of OSU this year.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the quick 10 yard out and flare screen taken to the house - I present P Campbell highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaAN8UdJvRM
Also you brought WR into the argument. I was talking about shitty TE play and Ruckert being dumb to go to OSU (actually being dumb and OSU...match made in heaven). P Campbell's majority yards are on flare's and screens not on PA bombs.
There is a reason PFF put Shea > Haskins. Shea's throws were harder and more "pro-style". Anyways, its fine. OSU has monster receivers but M receivers are just beginning to flash talent and produce consistently. This without Black.
October 9th, 2018 at 9:26 PM ^
I’ll go with “cash”.
October 9th, 2018 at 11:20 AM ^
"...a one-dimensional offense against Michigan’s defense is just asking to be debacled."
I love this line. I hope it rings true in the big truck stop come November...
October 9th, 2018 at 11:22 AM ^
Freaking love this picture