Michigan Makes Final Cut for Five-Stars Flory Bidunga and Boogie Fland
Brighter days ahead, perhaps? Five-star big man Flory Bidunga and five-star guard Boogie Fland have both announced their final schools, and we've made the cut for both of them. Both of them have also been on campus, so that's a good thing.
We're in the final four for Flory (ranked No. 4 nationally) and the final eight for Boogie (ranked No. 8).
FB, come on down!
BF, come on down!
"Sound of 5 Stars"
Probably QAnon
I give their adrenochrome numbers 5 fakes out of 5. Their midi-chlorian counts are also a bit suspect.
Something about a secret cabal of lizard people that controls everything.
^^^^ this made me laugh -
We make a lot of final cuts....and I hate being the bridesmaid. Maybe it's just my Monday mood.
Avatar checks out. :)
Not holding my breath
Those guys make the all name squad.
Was hoping for Boogie Bidunga and Flory Fland.
No kidding! I thought this was a shitpost! I don't follow basketball recruiting and had never heard of these guys, and I thought the joke was "random 5-star puts M on a final list then picks someone else."
Not likely at all to land either one, but it's still nice to be in the conversation.
Flinal Flor for What’s the Story, Morning Flory?
I can't wait for "Boogie Nights" night at the Crisler Center.
Invite Heatwave and I'm there..
Invite Dirk and Reed and I'm there.
(clears throat) were we uh were we rolling on the rehearsal?
The final cut is when a team is picked. This would be a semi-final cut. Making the semi-final hasn't been a problem for us. It's what happens when we get there.
Flory Hallelujah.
This Fland is our Fland.
Bidunga Boogie get up with the get down.
Apparently it's Duke and been Duke for awhile for Bidunga.
The 5 stars want the bag up front and Michigan doesn't do that.
I've seen this movie before...
Two thumbs up.
Good. Bound to make our all-name team stronger.
All Flory to Fod
Flory Bidunga and Boogie Fland are from a Key & Peele sketch, right?
You're thinking of Boogie Bidunga and Flory Fland.
A bit surprised Bidunga’s final list doesn’t include either IU or Purdue.
Purdue invests it's time in recruits that it can actually get.
Or as Chris Berman might call him
Boogie "Wonder" Fland.
I'll show my self out.
Logged in to upvote. Awesome
Most likely won't land either, but hopefully we can grab one and some solid 4 stars that can stick around for 2 years.
Side note, Rutgers pulling the top 2 recruits in the country even though Dylan hasn't committed yet is insanely impressive.
Stop.
Just stop.
Glory to Flory
Let's land Fland
Has this staff not learned anything from chasing the 5 star train? Even when we actually landed them it didnt bring much success. I would really love to see more focus on players generally rated 40-120 than going all in on the national 5 stars. It hasn't worked yet and the program had far, far more momentum a couple years ago. I think Howard really needs to rethink his entire approach to recruiting and roster management.
I don't care how many stars he's got -- we gotta get Boogie Fland.
Aaaannnnd they both end up elsewhere. We know how this story goes...