Michigan Basketball formally announces 6 new coaching hires
🗞 STAFF NEWS! 🗞 You may have already heard, however, Dusty May makes it official with the addition of 6⃣ new staff members!
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Mike Boyton Jr.
Justin Joyner
Akeem Miskdeen
Kyle Church
Drew Williamson
Brandon Gilbert
Release | https://t.co/UcEDKzDd0N#GoBlue pic.twitter.com/6J8rwZmaB3— Michigan Men's Basketball (@umichbball) April 18, 2024
Dumb question: who’s replacing Sanderson?
Akeem Miskdeen is a dope name. That's it. That's my post.
When you think of garbage, think of Akeem.
In the face!
When I think of garbage I think of these two things:
- The spartan stadium trash tornado; and
- The Priority Waste Management patch the Red Wings wore as the 2023-24 trashed and burned.
8 wins in 23 games! That's the Wings record with that awful thing. 8 forking WINS!!
When the Wings where only on a 3-game losing streak, a rep came in at our work wanting to talk to someone about using them. I was so tempted to bring up how bad the Wings have played since that thing appeared out of the depths of hell onto the Wings jerseys, but I just said that I've seen you at Wings games. He said something like "yeah. it's giving us good exposure." Our company is under contract with someone else.
even more than I previously thought because I was unaware that his surname is trisyllabic
I'm old enough to remember when our basketball team had more players than coaches.
Let's hope they know how to coach 3 man ball.
Future Superball champs!
Michigan Basketball: 2025 Gus Macker National Champs! BOOK IT.
Maybe we're going for the COVID reset approach the football team took in 2020 with OSU. Just cancel the season and come back and win a national title in three years.
Make sure that they know the do's and don'ts: No drinking and driving.
We sleep in May!
Young coaches...cool bean!
s There, fixed it for you!
You assume he has more than 1 bean.
One cool one. The rest are nerds.
I'm the nerd.
So they all got through admissions? Wow! I'm impressed!
Partially. Admissions ruled that only 66% of their coaching experience could transfer to Michigan
Is it true 95% of the vetting process was spent looking at previous fast food receipts?
double
Seth/Brian can we donate .01% of the book profits for uber gift cards for the incoming staff?
Michigan Athletics staff profiles live here.
I mean is there really anything to complain about with this staff? Brought in a team handful of good recruiters, an assistant with head coaching and defensive experience, multiple assistants who have experience running his system, and Kyle Church who everyone expected to replace him at FAU. Sounds like a pretty damn good staff
May’s positive energy seems infectious. A staff infection, if you will.
/ what?
Do we have more coaches than players?
So many businesses are understaffed, sometimes because of attrition but sometimes by design. Glad to see that the Athletic Department will have none of that.