M*A*S*H Theme Song
Yesterday I posted a brilliantly crafted farewell in which I asked for my release from the MGoCommunity through a ritualistic cleansing of a banhammer.
I am sure none of you saw it because some mod deleted the thread within seconds.
I do not care that the thread was deleted. What I don't understand is why my account still exists.
I wasn't even sent to Bolivia fergodsakes.
I have since linked to Yoder in the mods thread.
I'm still here.
Have you ever noticed that one cannot delete one's own account? And apparently one cannot get assistance from the mods in peacefully ending one's account.
I feel that my rebirth next fall will be more pure if I am able to avoid going full troll. However, as threatened yesterday, I will resort to personal attacks and political rants if that's what it takes.
(Do not forget to also purge Hensons Mobile Backup.)
Yoder's "No Turnover Chain" was more brilliant than anything this blog has ever conceived. And it actually worked (until last Saturday). All Hail King Yoder.
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:03 AM ^
If it makes you feel any better I saw the post but couldnt see what you wrote cause it was pulled down before I could get to it.
I'm sure it was quite good though.
December 3rd, 2019 at 11:55 AM ^
I also missed it. I'm not so sure it was good.
December 3rd, 2019 at 11:57 AM ^
Honestly it was on par with this one. I think Mgrowold was just trying to be kind. Or sarcastic. The only thing missing in this OP really is the Pitbull reference.
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:07 AM ^
I think if I ever decided to have my account nuked I would create a thread and post a bunch of Kate Upton's nudes.
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:09 AM ^
I tried that with my own nude, but it didn't work.
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:22 AM ^
I'll admit, you've got stones, pal. I thought for sure your account would get sacked. guess the mods are nuts. So ball out, RGard - it seems you can do no wrong. Testicles.
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:29 AM ^
Maybe that is a hemmeroid (sp?)
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:33 AM ^
I'm liking the fun puns.
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:19 AM ^
Martyrdom by sexybits the likes of which have never been seen on this site. A noble death.
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:25 AM ^
Since this thread will be deleted in seconds anyway, might as well go full "those things gave me a concussion," eh?
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:32 AM ^
Oh my
December 3rd, 2019 at 11:12 AM ^
That's not even hot. :(
December 3rd, 2019 at 2:09 PM ^
Makes sense since they were clearly shopped.
December 3rd, 2019 at 10:40 AM ^
Looks like she's about to float away.
December 3rd, 2019 at 10:48 AM ^
or burst in a bloody explosion of skin, fat cells, and silicone.
December 3rd, 2019 at 3:27 PM ^
Thanks. It'll be hard to get that picture out of my mind.
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:23 AM ^
Maybe you should dress in women’s clothes and that’ll get you a discharge from here.
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:24 AM ^
Speaking from experience?
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:40 AM ^
It kept me out of Vietnam.
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:55 AM ^
Fair enough.
December 3rd, 2019 at 11:13 AM ^
Join date 12/2.
Responding to own thread.
Ding, ding, ding, we have Drew Henson's Backup's alter account.
December 3rd, 2019 at 11:49 AM ^
It’s so obvious I almost thought the same thing myself.
December 3rd, 2019 at 12:35 PM ^
It's cool.
I have no dog in this hunt. Just thought it was funny. You and Snake Eyes have fun.
December 3rd, 2019 at 12:58 PM ^
Could be mikey
December 3rd, 2019 at 12:50 PM ^
Are you from Toledo?
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:29 AM ^
WTF is wrong with you? Nobody cares if you never post under this screen name ever again. Just create a new ID if you want some kind of "new start."
Clogging up the board and annoying the mods (volunteers) for your own amusement is a shitty fucking thing to do.
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:31 AM ^
I don't know - it did get us a Kate Upton pic.
I never understood why you cannot post common pics that you can see in public like any beach. As long as their are no nudes - post away i say.
December 3rd, 2019 at 10:04 AM ^
That wasn't Kate Upton. Can someone please post a pic for comparison?
December 3rd, 2019 at 11:01 AM ^
That isnt? I guess her breasts are way bigger and fake but man, that looks like her. Who is it?
December 3rd, 2019 at 11:54 AM ^
I'm guessing her name is "Amber Alena." I'm not sure about that last name because the font kinda sucks.
December 3rd, 2019 at 12:01 PM ^
geesh im blind! Its right in the bottom left corner. For SOME reason my eyes did not go there
December 3rd, 2019 at 11:27 AM ^
They claim it will keep "thousands" of users or potential users away. No idea where they got those figures but hey, it's his blog.
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:36 AM ^
I expected a response like this.
Well, dumbass, WTF is it to you? Eat shit.
This blog is here for my amusement and I will use it as I see fit.
The rules are if the blog OWNER who does this for a LIVING or his "volunteer army" doesn't like it then they can remove it and me.
So far they don't seem to mind.
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:57 AM ^
That doesn't change the fact that you are purposely acting like an asshole and posting shit just to get banned so you can finish off the delusional story you've cooked up inside your head. What an entitled jerk.
December 3rd, 2019 at 10:05 AM ^
Well, Snake Eyes (if that even is your real name), I can see that my self indulgent entertainment has really offended your pathetic sensibilities. That’s pretty much a you problem. Life must be hard for you being this concerned over stupid shit that doesn’t concern you.
Maybe if whatever poor put upon volunteer had taken the two seconds to delete the account along with the thread yesterday I wouldn’t have had the opportunity to hurt your virgin snake eyes.
December 3rd, 2019 at 12:40 PM ^
Just walk away. Box up all your participation trophies and move on.
No. Body. Cares.
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:43 AM ^
I'm not sure posting a picture of Urban will help get you banned. Sometimes I think I've logged onto MgoUrban with the amount that guy is talked about around here.
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:43 AM ^
Ladies and gentlemen, Painless Pole
December 3rd, 2019 at 10:05 AM ^
You can’t always get what you want
December 3rd, 2019 at 10:11 AM ^
Suicide may be painless, but in your case, it seems to be ineffective.
December 3rd, 2019 at 10:22 AM ^
December 3rd, 2019 at 10:12 AM ^
I mean, I have so many negative points yet can still post.
December 3rd, 2019 at 10:30 AM ^
Insert the Thanos “I don’t even know who you are.” GIF
narcissist much?
December 3rd, 2019 at 10:37 AM ^
I can not think of one good reason people cannot post nudes here.
December 3rd, 2019 at 10:47 AM ^
I personally hate the M*A*S*H theme song. That show used to come on right after He-Man, and the fucking depressing music would ruin my celebration of He-Man's victory over Skeletor. It was such a buzzkill.
December 3rd, 2019 at 11:57 AM ^
You rooted for that meathead He-Man? Skeletor was way more interesting and he had that cool Grayskull crib.
December 3rd, 2019 at 12:47 PM ^
would you still say that if you knew skeletor was a famous dog hater? and a dog-kicker, too? in fact, don might be skeletor. notice how you never see them in the same morgue together?