Jon Falk signing at Moe tonight 6PM. kdhoffma-is the winner, [email protected]
Winner will be announced today at 4PM, get your last quotes in ASAP
Subject about sums it up, but Jon Falk will be signing copies of his book "If These Walls Could Talk" tomorrow (Friday) at Moe Sport Shop 711 N. University at 6PM.
Now for the contest, comment with your "Favorite Movie Quote" and whoever gets the most mgopoints wins a copy of Jon's Book!
Please do not turn this into a neg-fest, we are trying to have some fun here and give away a cool prize so reward those good quotes and pass by the awful ones.
Hope to see you at the signing tomorrow night at Moe!
December 16th, 2010 at 3:20 PM ^
"I Immediately regret this decision"
"You woke the Bears! Why would you do that?!?!"
December 17th, 2010 at 1:58 PM ^
Go Blue!
December 17th, 2010 at 4:20 PM ^
There was a tie, so I picked the winner out of the group with the most points.
December 16th, 2010 at 3:24 PM ^
Your mom goes to college
December 16th, 2010 at 3:27 PM ^
I know I feel this way about my boss
Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
December 16th, 2010 at 8:10 PM ^
Merry Christmas! Shitter was full
December 16th, 2010 at 3:28 PM ^
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
December 16th, 2010 at 3:31 PM ^
You've got bad breath caused by gingivitis!!
December 16th, 2010 at 6:45 PM ^
She wrote me a John Deere letter...
December 16th, 2010 at 8:21 PM ^
Fraida Felcher? From Cranston? Well YEAH! I mean.. I remember you talkin about her..
December 16th, 2010 at 3:36 PM ^
I was eleven years old. And when I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
December 16th, 2010 at 3:43 PM ^
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? ~Happy Gilmore
December 16th, 2010 at 4:03 PM ^
Ernie Mccraken
December 16th, 2010 at 4:51 PM ^
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.
December 16th, 2010 at 3:46 PM ^
"Hey bro, do you mind puttin' on some pants? I find it a little weird I have to ask twice."
December 16th, 2010 at 3:53 PM ^
SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!
December 16th, 2010 at 3:54 PM ^
"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions." -Pulp Fiction.
December 16th, 2010 at 4:15 PM ^
"Rommel, you magnificent bastard. I read your book!"
December 16th, 2010 at 4:16 PM ^
December 16th, 2010 at 4:24 PM ^
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
December 16th, 2010 at 4:52 PM ^
Videos might be NSFW.
The schnozberries taste like schnozberries
Who want's a mustache ride?
I do, I do!!
I would like to proudly say that I was Ramathorn for Halloween. It got me free scotch at the bar - cuz the female bartender actually thought I was a policeman for a minute.
Greatest costume ever.
December 16th, 2010 at 4:34 PM ^
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
December 16th, 2010 at 4:45 PM ^
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f_ _ K do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
December 16th, 2010 at 4:48 PM ^
"There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?" -Doc. E. Brown, BTTF
December 16th, 2010 at 4:56 PM ^
The best line from Mr. Mom is "220, 221, whatever it takes" but it needs to be in context to be funny. This one, however, doesn't:
Jack: You wanna beer?
Jack's Wife's boss: It's 7 o'clock in the morning.
Jack: Scotch?
December 16th, 2010 at 4:57 PM ^
in his office...
or about the time he sucker punched Gavin (a student manager, for no reason)
He probably won't remember the second one.
Total goof. But a part of the Michigan lore, nontheless.
December 16th, 2010 at 5:42 PM ^
"which brings me to my next point kids.... don't do crack"
December 16th, 2010 at 5:43 PM ^
"paging dr. faggot"
December 16th, 2010 at 6:01 PM ^
Why does it say paper jam when there IS no paper jam?
December 16th, 2010 at 6:19 PM ^
I'm Spartacus!
December 16th, 2010 at 6:45 PM ^
you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
December 16th, 2010 at 6:46 PM ^
"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" (The Treasure of the Sierra Madre)
December 16th, 2010 at 7:02 PM ^
"Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'. That's Goddamn right." ~Ellis Redding
December 16th, 2010 at 8:04 PM ^
James Jordan: Michael? What are you doin', son? It's after midnight.
Michael Jordan at 10: I can't sleep Paps.
James Jordan: Well neither can we with all that noise you're making. C'mon, let's go inside.
Michael Jordan at 10: Just one more shot?
James Jordan: Alright, just one
December 16th, 2010 at 8:17 PM ^
Lloyd Christmas: You mean not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary Swanson: I'd say more like out of a million.
Lloyd Christmas: ...So you're tellin' me there's a chance.. Yeah!
along with countless others from Dumb and Dumber.
December 16th, 2010 at 8:32 PM ^
Samonsonite!! I was way off.
as always +1 for anythign D&D
December 16th, 2010 at 9:44 PM ^
Harry, you're alive. And you're a horrible shot.
December 16th, 2010 at 10:47 PM ^
Mom! The meat loaf! Fuck!
December 17th, 2010 at 4:12 AM ^
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!
December 17th, 2010 at 3:18 PM ^
cracks me up every time
December 17th, 2010 at 9:13 AM ^
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." then shoots up the kid.
Or
Brett: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...
Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
That whole scene is my favorite.
December 17th, 2010 at 10:12 AM ^
You killed the car