It has been far too long...
Seriously... what has become of MGoBlog? I realize I've been away a lot (work was NOT okay with me coming back again. Yeah... that was a fun conversation.), but have we really fallen off so much? It has been MONTHS since I've seen a proper post on a most important subject! So here it is:
I heard from a reputable source today that Michigan will debut Maize jerseys against MSU in the bowl game on New Years Day. These will be worn with the Maize pants and will feature prominent display of various Adidas logo designs.
(now taking bets on number of Maize jersey threads to appear between now an NYD).
December 19th, 2010 at 10:01 PM ^
I heard that they were gonna wear their home jersey's from a reputable source.
December 19th, 2010 at 10:22 PM ^
I heard from my source (the guy that ties Denard's shoes) that Michigan's helmets will feature the blue wings instead of maize, and that they are switching to Nike Pro Combat for the bowl game.
December 20th, 2010 at 8:59 AM ^
We tried giving a cat a bath once. They bloody hate that shit!!!
December 20th, 2010 at 7:28 AM ^
Seriously, posts have been fine, been great not having you here. If we don't live up to your standard, go some place else.
December 19th, 2010 at 10:02 PM ^
It will be covered with Beaver and GERG hair, thus giving us a huge advantage of winning and sexual prowess.
December 19th, 2010 at 10:03 PM ^
Have you watched any mosquitos drink coffee lately?
December 19th, 2010 at 10:13 PM ^
You know, 30 minutes ago I was thinking of posting a board item commending the board on the limited number of inane board posts today...but I didn't know about the Maize Pants thing!
...crazy NE Pats runback night! Pick 6 can't be tackled!
December 19th, 2010 at 10:18 PM ^
I heard they were wearing Maize Kilts.
Part of some Brandon engineered tie to a Scottish clan.
It's the next step in marketing.
/really needs to stop drinking correct-o-type
December 19th, 2010 at 10:19 PM ^
I heard that the helmets were going to be more maize with maizer wings. Which, I know, blows my mind.
December 19th, 2010 at 10:24 PM ^
is a little too close to this:
http://isportacus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/parkerpirates.jpg
December 19th, 2010 at 10:26 PM ^
And there is nothing wrong with looking like the old school Pirates. Especially when they are tearing through a pre-game heater.
December 19th, 2010 at 10:36 PM ^
Preparing for the unique Pittsburgh slowball. Most of the time it never made it to the plate, but who cares? The scoreboard was trippy and they loved playing the Houston Astros of that time.
December 19th, 2010 at 10:41 PM ^
When going with bad baseball unis, my leader has always been:
Bo Jackson even looked bad in them.
December 19th, 2010 at 10:49 PM ^
This wasn't a whole season uniform but it deserves mentioning. The infamous "Shorts Game" in 1976 for the Chicago White Sox. Not only putrid, but I bet sliding was fun.
December 19th, 2010 at 11:03 PM ^
On every possible level, those are terrible. Friars of San Diego went for broke:
December 19th, 2010 at 11:19 PM ^
Those are hella-bad. Like a turd wrapped in a tortilla shell bad.
December 19th, 2010 at 11:24 PM ^
It's like a banana that is about to go bad but you try it anyway. And get burnt for doing so.
December 20th, 2010 at 9:30 AM ^
...putridness and raise you Astros awfulness.
December 19th, 2010 at 10:58 PM ^
the Big 10[12] colors?
[referring of course to the Bo Jackson pic]
December 19th, 2010 at 11:22 PM ^
It's like this personified:
December 20th, 2010 at 2:48 AM ^
I don't think you hold a cigaratte that way.
December 19th, 2010 at 10:24 PM ^
I heard Coach Barwis is actually a cybernetic organism composed of living tissue over his metal endoskeleton.
December 19th, 2010 at 10:30 PM ^
I also heard from the same source that the endoskeleton is hollow titanium filled with tungsten carbide glazed over with diamonds and depleted uranium for his pupils.
December 19th, 2010 at 10:27 PM ^
I'm good with the maize on maize. But please no maize cleats. It'd be too much.
December 19th, 2010 at 10:31 PM ^
You asked, I delivered. Michigan is switching to Starter Amateur Truce Unis . Now made with 100% Rayon!
December 19th, 2010 at 10:42 PM ^
I'm drinking a Diet Coke and eating a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
December 19th, 2010 at 10:45 PM ^
I prefer choco milk with my toasted PBJ sandwich. Especially if its crunchy peanut butter.
December 19th, 2010 at 10:57 PM ^
I call "ass-grab" here.
Yes, I'm putting a trademark on this.
December 19th, 2010 at 11:02 PM ^
I am very unhappy about some of the uniform rumors I've been hearing ....
December 19th, 2010 at 11:50 PM ^
That Barwis conditioning is really paying off.
I guess nobody wanted to be "shirts".
Now that's what I call a tight end.
Wow Jonas Mouton's ass looks great.
...Something about Mike Cox.
December 20th, 2010 at 2:52 AM ^
D backs?
If so, can we get them please?
December 19th, 2010 at 11:36 PM ^
I've heard from a very valid source (he gave Josh Furman a gatorade once) that Michigan Robot is enrolling early and is, at this time, already on the roster and a projected starter against MSU (ntmsu).
December 20th, 2010 at 6:25 PM ^
with "Josh Juice" written on the side of the squirt bottle?
December 20th, 2010 at 12:02 AM ^
I missed you <3
December 20th, 2010 at 8:21 AM ^
i was just wondering the other day during the Hello Michigan Robot thread where the hell Blaxefire went.
Blazefire, I'd love to hear more about this "conversation" at yo workplace. I am fearful of the same type of conversation occuring for myself, so any pointers on how to handle it would be great. Right now, my planned defense is MGoBlog addiction. Everything nowadays can be blamed on an uncontrollable addiction to almost anything, so why not this?
December 20th, 2010 at 10:20 AM ^
of the year- my sources have informed me that our beloved Brian is packing up and moving to Ypsilanti. He has totally bought into the Ron English football freight train. Apparently Brian is cranking up the most in-depth EMU blog on the planet. .............MGOBLOG was great while it lasted.