October 23rd, 2020 at 12:41 PM ^
Yes I like big Jugs
It's a fact I can't deny
Motor boats don't row
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:11 PM ^
^^^Winner^^^
October 23rd, 2020 at 12:42 PM ^
I wonder if WD is enjoying his day off? I remember him saying he always takes off work the Friday before gamedays, because he gets too anxious.
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:10 PM ^
Odd structure for a Haiku but I'll allow it
October 23rd, 2020 at 12:44 PM ^
Eat my ass puh-leez
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Golden Gophers suck
October 23rd, 2020 at 12:47 PM ^
Far too long it's been
Since last I screamed in rage at
Things on my TV
October 23rd, 2020 at 2:20 PM ^
Debates aren't your thing?
Nothing wrong with that of course,
Wish I hadn't watched
October 23rd, 2020 at 2:23 PM ^
Sport screaming's more fun
Consequences are not grave
Escape is escape
October 23rd, 2020 at 4:32 PM ^
It was full of lies.
But at least we now know that
Trump is not Lincoln.
October 23rd, 2020 at 12:48 PM ^
This rivalry game
Is one I have sorely missed
I love thee, lil' jug
October 23rd, 2020 at 12:48 PM ^
Golden gopher is
fancy-speak for yellow rat
Exterminate them!
October 23rd, 2020 at 12:59 PM ^
Broncos to Gophers
Row row row your boat, I guess?
Weird Flecks, but okay.
October football
This weekend's forecast calls for
Snow ending in Hail.
October 23rd, 2020 at 11:36 PM ^
Man, that is some top-notch wordplay in the closing lines.
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:00 PM ^
Golden Gopher will
Either They’ll be good or bad
Bring the Jug Back Home
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:01 PM ^
Friaku*
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:03 PM ^
It's football season
No more Covid discussion
Au revoir, gopher
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:04 PM ^
Night before football
MGoBlog content consumed
Sink their fucking boat
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:12 PM ^
Don't drink the water
The Gophers can't be trusted
Brown Jug saves the day!
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:15 PM ^
Winter is coming
discontent shall be vanquished
row boats run a-ground
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:18 PM ^
focus on ones' work
an impossible task this
football has commenced!!!
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:17 PM ^
Hi, Haiku-ka-choo
Welcome back — back to Minnie
De minimis them
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:22 PM ^
I love it! Hit all the key points
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:24 PM ^
gophers aren't golden
striped little rat like rodent
A Wolverine snack
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:25 PM ^
A quarter million
Dead and a psycho as pres
Nice to cheer, 'Go Blue'
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:48 PM ^
Victors Two Thousand
Couldn't keep politics out
Of a happy thread
October 23rd, 2020 at 3:06 PM ^
Lol, nice!
October 23rd, 2020 at 3:37 PM ^
Bolivia bound
where he should be headed soon
No need for that shit
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:53 PM ^
More divisive talk
In a place where we unite
around shared passion
October 23rd, 2020 at 2:44 PM ^
Neg bang v 2k
no one wants to hear that shit
you can fuck right off
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:27 PM ^
Hooray for football!
please don’t ruin this for me,
coronavirus!
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:28 PM ^
Everything is s***.
Hundreds of thousands dying.
But hey, football's back!
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:45 PM ^
The Golden Gophers
Do smell like varmint poon tang
Row the nasty boat
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:45 PM ^
Covid is no fun
But I get to watch football
I am excited
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:46 PM ^
I cannot haiku
My haikus typically suck
You haiku better
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:49 PM ^
No more Off Topic
Politics on the blog suck
Fuck Covid 19
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:50 PM ^
Night falls then boat sinks
wolverines scent blood in snow
ceramic keeps honor
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:51 PM ^
Fleck rows the boat? Nay!
Hail to the victors val'ant!
It's OUR l'il brown jug!
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:53 PM ^
U M running backs
will Mack Truck all the Gophers
and keep the Brown Jug
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:57 PM ^
Fall flakes fly. Meanwhile,
Wolverines rout Fleck's rowers.
Gophers hibernate.
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:57 PM ^
Scoring 40 is
How good teams win football games
Maybe we'll try that?
October 23rd, 2020 at 1:59 PM ^
Don't sink boat, steal it
Row row row it through their hearts
Bring the damn Jug home
October 23rd, 2020 at 2:10 PM ^
Burn the god damn boats
That is what real warriors do
You work on Love Boat
October 23rd, 2020 at 2:18 PM ^
Min-eee-so-ta sucks
Mee-chee-gan totes does not suck
i suck at haikus
October 23rd, 2020 at 3:19 PM ^
Minnesota cold
Football game is coming soon
Gopher defeat now
October 23rd, 2020 at 4:10 PM ^
Stop Rashod Bateman.
Charbonnet for Heisman, yes
Jug to Michigan.
October 23rd, 2020 at 5:31 PM ^
I have grave concerns
Terrible things are ahead
Go Blue and save us
October 23rd, 2020 at 6:40 PM ^
I think we will lose
but I hope that we will win
my life as a fan
October 24th, 2020 at 1:13 AM ^
Gophers are Big Rats
Pound Them Into Submission
Hoist the Brown Jug High