Craig James Running for U.S. Senate
Craig James is planning on running for U.S. Senate in Texas. It'll be interesting to see how his alleged history with hookers affects the race.
Gromer M. JeffersFormer SMU standout and ESPN personality Craig James will file in Texas for the Republican U.S. Senate primary by end of day Thursday.
December 13th, 2011 at 5:59 PM ^
Hmm Locke's Second Treatise must have undergone some revision since I was in that class.
December 13th, 2011 at 5:29 PM ^
I will gladly move to Texas and stuff the ballot box to get that clown in office if that will rid the world of his "expertise" on CFB Saturday.
December 13th, 2011 at 5:40 PM ^
All CJ needs to do is lock the other candidates in a hot shed in Lubbock. That will ensure victory... and that he gets all the HOOKERS!
December 13th, 2011 at 9:29 PM ^
Not so fast my friend... I think there is more to that story. I bet coaching the son of Craig James -- who killed five hookers, wasn't exactly a walk in the park.
December 13th, 2011 at 6:02 PM ^
Making jokes about Craig James killing 5 hookers is not an appropriate thing to do. Besides, how do we even know if Craig James killed 5 hookers? Has anyone ever gone on record and said "Craig James killed 5 hookers, and I saw it with my own eyes!" or "I know for a fact Craig James killed 5 hookers, and I have the evidence to prove it!"? I don't think so. So before we automatically assume that Craig James killing 5 hookers is real, I think we should not be so quick to judge.
December 13th, 2011 at 6:24 PM ^
So if I understand you correctly, you're confirming that Craig James did in fact kill 5 hookers?
December 13th, 2011 at 8:24 PM ^
Confirm that Craig James killed 5 hookers. Maybe I am reading between the lines too much but he just stated several times that Craig James killed 5 hookers.
December 13th, 2011 at 5:57 PM ^
a really good laugh at this while studying for finals. that guy is a total moron lol
December 13th, 2011 at 6:35 PM ^
Craig James running for office and the lack of evidence around the potential that Craig James killed five hookers could elevate his current Google situation up to the level of Santorum. I think the Santorum Google problem is still the winner. For Santorum everything about what comes up on Google under his name would seem to go against what he believes in. For Craig James, we just do not have enough information about his feelings about hooker killings. I don’t believe he has ever spoken on the record about his stance on this issue or the lack of evidence that Craig James killed five hookers. Time will tell if the completely unsubstantiated rumor that Craig James killed five hookers appearing on Google will rival the Santorum issue.
December 13th, 2011 at 9:30 PM ^
Up to #3 now in Google.
December 13th, 2011 at 6:46 PM ^
December 13th, 2011 at 6:43 PM ^
I wonder if this is the look he gets before he..well...you know...
December 13th, 2011 at 10:38 PM ^
Kills five hookers?
December 13th, 2011 at 7:29 PM ^
Is there any chance that Pam Ward will leave ESPN to work for his campaign? #WishfullyThinking
December 13th, 2011 at 7:33 PM ^
Craig James killed 5 hoo-Ah fuck it
December 13th, 2011 at 7:38 PM ^
It amazes me that in this day and age that one whom allegedly killed in excess (perhaps) of five hookers could run for such a prestigious office. Senators and all politicians are probably the most ethical upstanding citizens in our great nation. To have someone with this allegedly henious background simply astounds me.
December 13th, 2011 at 7:38 PM ^
i'm craig james, bitch!
December 13th, 2011 at 7:41 PM ^
Pro: If he wins, his terrible football analysis will no longer appear on my TV.
Con: If he wins, his terrible policy analysis will be on my TV.
December 13th, 2011 at 7:43 PM ^
Sweet mother of God...
Craig James just needs to stop it. And by "it" I don't just mean killing hookers, I mean everything.
Including breathing.
December 13th, 2011 at 7:46 PM ^
Has cleared all this Craig James hooker confusion up
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111213134724AAlRqsL
December 13th, 2011 at 7:50 PM ^
This guy sucks. I cannot believe he has continued to be employed at ESPN. If he thinks he is qualified to be a US Senator, then there must be no qualifications at this point.
December 13th, 2011 at 9:12 PM ^
If there is clearly no longer qualifications to be President, then there must be none for Senator...
December 13th, 2011 at 9:48 PM ^
NO POLITICS, FUCKER.
December 13th, 2011 at 9:25 PM ^
December 14th, 2011 at 1:10 AM ^
Dana Jacobson -- suspended for alcohol and harassment problems.
fap fap fap
December 13th, 2011 at 8:10 PM ^
Rumor also has it Craig James sold five whore bone wind chimes around the time of their deaths at a garage sale.
December 13th, 2011 at 8:37 PM ^
five whore bone wind chimesMy love for MGoBlog just expanded.
December 13th, 2011 at 9:39 PM ^
LOL... I think I just wet myself.
December 13th, 2011 at 9:46 PM ^
All right, spill it--where did you get "whore bone wind chimes?" I simply must know.
December 13th, 2011 at 11:43 PM ^
Just Beautiful!!
December 16th, 2011 at 7:53 PM ^
if he turned their skulls into chilli bowls?
can i find these wind chimes at Pier 1?
December 13th, 2011 at 8:24 PM ^
I came into this late, but I'm happy to see that this has carried on for over 100 posts. I wonder if his opponents will bring up the allegations that Craig James KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.
December 13th, 2011 at 10:23 PM ^
to put a chicken in every pot and a hooker under the bed of every 16 year old in the state of Texas. Elect me and I will nail every hooker in Washington D. C.
December 13th, 2011 at 10:34 PM ^
Why for the love of God can this post exceed 100 comments and not ONE of you guys mention that Craig James killed five hookers? I thought everybody knew about it but i guess not from your glaring oversight of him killing the five hookers.
By the way...the fact that Craig James killed five hookers is now the number TWO item listed on Google quick-search. Looks to me like the dirty little secret James has hidden for many years (the killing of the five hookers) is about to go mainstream.
December 13th, 2011 at 11:22 PM ^
It almost makes me think that he's only doing it because he's in on the joke now.
Or found a profession where killing 5 hookers is no big deal.
December 13th, 2011 at 11:54 PM ^
Someone needs to tell him that his version of "Happy Ending" is very different than the majority. I guess it still released stress for him, but at least 5 dead hookers are certainly not amused.
December 14th, 2011 at 1:08 AM ^
CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE REPRESENTING THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE
December 14th, 2011 at 11:42 AM ^
I always find this meme hilarious, but when/where exactly did it originate? I'm googling all over and I can't find the answer to this question. Forgive my ignorance!
December 15th, 2011 at 2:45 PM ^
Craig James killing five hookers.
December 14th, 2011 at 11:50 AM ^
Craig James in the U.S. Senate would at least get him off ESPN.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:23 PM ^
Is this the same Craig James who helped SMU get the death penalty along with Dickerson?
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<br>More liars and cheats in Congress please.
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<br>On another note, Don King approves his candidacy.
December 16th, 2011 at 7:51 PM ^
this is the craig james that killed five hookers. he had nothing to do with the death penalty at SMU, just ask skip bayless.
December 16th, 2011 at 8:13 PM ^
So wait, Craig James killing 5 hookers got SMU the death penalty? I suppose that makes sense.