the just released schedules were a flat-out statement that the B10 doesn't believe SOS will matter in playoff selection
Craig James Running for U.S. Senate
December 13th, 2011 at 6:29 PM | 
I will gladly move to Texas
I will gladly move to Texas
December 13th, 2011 at 10:29 PM |
Not so fast my friend... I
Not so fast my friend... I
Not so fast my friend... I think there is more to that story. I bet coaching the son of Craig James -- who killed five hookers, wasn't exactly a walk in the park.
December 13th, 2011 at 7:02 PM |
C'mon guys
C'mon guys
Making jokes about Craig James killing 5 hookers is not an appropriate thing to do. Besides, how do we even know if Craig James killed 5 hookers? Has anyone ever gone on record and said "Craig James killed 5 hookers, and I saw it with my own eyes!" or "I know for a fact Craig James killed 5 hookers, and I have the evidence to prove it!"? I don't think so. So before we automatically assume that Craig James killing 5 hookers is real, I think we should not be so quick to judge.
December 13th, 2011 at 7:24 PM |
So if I understand you correctly, you're confirming that Craig James did in fact kill 5 hookers?
December 13th, 2011 at 9:24 PM |
I think he just did
I think he just did
Confirm that Craig James killed 5 hookers. Maybe I am reading between the lines too much but he just stated several times that Craig James killed 5 hookers.
"Mr. Potato Head! Mr. Potato Head! Backdoors are not secrets!"
December 13th, 2011 at 6:57 PM |
I got
I got
a really good laugh at this while studying for finals. that guy is a total moron lol
December 13th, 2011 at 7:35 PM |
James vs. Santorum
James vs. Santorum
Craig James running for office and the lack of evidence around the potential that Craig James killed five hookers could elevate his current Google situation up to the level of Santorum. I think the Santorum Google problem is still the winner. For Santorum everything about what comes up on Google under his name would seem to go against what he believes in. For Craig James, we just do not have enough information about his feelings about hooker killings. I don’t believe he has ever spoken on the record about his stance on this issue or the lack of evidence that Craig James killed five hookers. Time will tell if the completely unsubstantiated rumor that Craig James killed five hookers appearing on Google will rival the Santorum issue.
December 13th, 2011 at 10:30 PM |
Up to #3 now in Google.
Up to #3 now in Google.
Up to #3 now in Google.
December 13th, 2011 at 7:46 PM |
What can be stated with
What can be stated with
What can be stated with absolute certitude is that there are at least five highly-disgruntled pimps who will now be throwing their considerable political weight behind the opposing Democratic ticket. And as we all know, as the likes of the esteemed Iceburg Slim and Archbishop Don Magic Juan go, so goes the great state of Texas. All of which is to say, that while executing 5 hookers in cold blood may have served to temporarily satisfy Craig James' unrelenting prostitute-derived bloodlust, it was certainly not a calculation made by him with an eye toward political expediency. No gentlemen, the skeletons in Mr. James' closet have now been unearthed, and unfortunately for the proposed Senator-elect, those skeletons are rocking clear heels...
December 13th, 2011 at 8:26 PM |
Rotflcopter
Rotflcopter
So hot. Milk was a bad choice.
December 13th, 2011 at 9:22 PM |
Great comment.
Great comment.
"Mr. Potato Head! Mr. Potato Head! Backdoors are not secrets!"
December 13th, 2011 at 7:43 PM |
Campaign Poster Material?
Campaign Poster Material?
I wonder if this is the look he gets before he..well...you know...
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
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December 13th, 2011 at 11:38 PM |
Uh ...
Uh ...
Kills five hookers?
December 13th, 2011 at 8:29 PM |
Is there any chance that Pam
Is there any chance that Pam
Is there any chance that Pam Ward will leave ESPN to work for his campaign? #WishfullyThinking
Michigan Resurgent? Michigan Resurgent!
The beatings will continue until the uniforms improve!
December 13th, 2011 at 8:33 PM |
Craig James killed 5 hoo-Ah
Craig James killed 5 hoo-Ah
Craig James killed 5 hoo-Ah fuck it
Joppru For Heisman
December 13th, 2011 at 8:38 PM |
It amazes me that in this day
It amazes me that in this day
It amazes me that in this day and age that one whom allegedly killed in excess (perhaps) of five hookers could run for such a prestigious office. Senators and all politicians are probably the most ethical upstanding citizens in our great nation. To have someone with this allegedly henious background simply astounds me.
"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great. That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer
December 13th, 2011 at 8:38 PM |
vote for me
vote for me
i'm craig james, bitch!
that state south-east of Meechigan should be leveled and turned into a parking lot.
December 13th, 2011 at 8:41 PM |
Pro: If he wins, his terrible
Pro: If he wins, his terrible
Pro: If he wins, his terrible football analysis will no longer appear on my TV.
Con: If he wins, his terrible policy analysis will be on my TV.
Hail to the college whose colors we wear,
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue!
December 13th, 2011 at 8:43 PM |
Sweet mother of
Sweet mother of
Sweet mother of God...
Craig James just needs to stop it. And by "it" I don't just mean killing hookers, I mean everything.
Including breathing.
Special Teams means special times!
December 13th, 2011 at 8:46 PM |
Yahoo Answers
Yahoo Answers
Has cleared all this Craig James hooker confusion up
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111213134724AAlRqsL
December 13th, 2011 at 8:50 PM |
God...
God...
This guy sucks. I cannot believe he has continued to be employed at ESPN. If he thinks he is qualified to be a US Senator, then there must be no qualifications at this point.
'Cause I Bleed Blue...
December 13th, 2011 at 10:12 PM |
posted from iPad
posted from iPad
If there is clearly no longer qualifications to be President, then there must be none for Senator...
-The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
December 13th, 2011 at 10:48 PM |
Hey, fucker
Hey, fucker
NO POLITICS, FUCKER.
December 13th, 2011 at 10:25 PM |
Why would he not be
Why would he not be
Why would he not be employed by ESPN? He fits in perfectly there.
Colin Cowherd -- disciplined harassment and plagiarism problems.
Dana Jacobson -- suspended for alcohol and harassment problems.
Mike Tirico -- suspended for sexual harassment.
Harold Reynolds -- fired for sexual harassment.
Sean Salisbury -- let go (contract not renewed) for showing his penis to coworkers.
Michael Irvin -- let go for racist remarks.
Wood Paige -- mostly Denver Post scum, but suspended for sexual harassment
Steve Phillips -- fired for nailing the talent.
Eric Kuselias -- let go for sexual harassment.
Jason Jackson -- fired for sexual harassment.
That's just the shit I could come up with off the top of my head. What would Google say?
I didn't even talk about Lou Holtz (NCAA infractions at every stop) or Stephen A Smith (race baiter). Why the hell wouldn't Craig James fit in P-E-R-F-E-C-T-L-Y at ESPN? Craig James and ESPN looks like a match made in heaven to me.
December 14th, 2011 at 2:10 AM |
Dana Jacobson -- suspended
Dana Jacobson -- suspended
Dana Jacobson -- suspended for alcohol and harassment problems.
fap fap fap
Somewhere Roll Damn Tide is lurking...
December 13th, 2011 at 9:10 PM |
Now does Craig James support
Now does Craig James support
Rumor also has it Craig James sold five whore bone wind chimes around the time of their deaths at a garage sale.
Somewhere Roll Damn Tide is lurking...
December 13th, 2011 at 9:37 PM |
Never in a million years...
Never in a million years...
...did I think I would ever read the words
five whore bone wind chimes
My love for MGoBlog just expanded.
December 13th, 2011 at 10:39 PM |
LOL... I think I just wet
LOL... I think I just wet
LOL... I think I just wet myself.
December 13th, 2011 at 10:46 PM |
Nice
Nice
All right, spill it--where did you get "whore bone wind chimes?" I simply must know.
December 14th, 2011 at 12:43 AM |
Beautiful
Beautiful
Just Beautiful!!
Semper Fidelis!
December 16th, 2011 at 8:53 PM |
i wonder
i wonder
if he turned their skulls into chilli bowls?
can i find these wind chimes at Pier 1?
that state south-east of Meechigan should be leveled and turned into a parking lot.
December 13th, 2011 at 9:24 PM |
I came into this late, but
I came into this late, but
I came into this late, but I'm happy to see that this has carried on for over 100 posts. I wonder if his opponents will bring up the allegations that Craig James KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.
December 13th, 2011 at 10:45 PM |
Craig James on 2, Craig James on 2, reaaaaaddddy, break!
Craig James on 2, Craig James on 2, reaaaaaddddy, break!
December 13th, 2011 at 11:23 PM |
Ladies and gentlemen I promise
Ladies and gentlemen I promise
to put a chicken in every pot and a hooker under the bed of every 16 year old in the state of Texas. Elect me and I will nail every hooker in Washington D. C.
December 13th, 2011 at 11:34 PM |
Why for the love of God can
Why for the love of God can
Why for the love of God can this post exceed 100 comments and not ONE of you guys mention that Craig James killed five hookers? I thought everybody knew about it but i guess not from your glaring oversight of him killing the five hookers.
By the way...the fact that Craig James killed five hookers is now the number TWO item listed on Google quick-search. Looks to me like the dirty little secret James has hidden for many years (the killing of the five hookers) is about to go mainstream.
December 14th, 2011 at 12:22 AM |
Couldn't have picked a better profession
Couldn't have picked a better profession
It almost makes me think that he's only doing it because he's in on the joke now.
Or found a profession where killing 5 hookers is no big deal.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
December 14th, 2011 at 12:54 AM |
Someone needs to tell him
Someone needs to tell him
Someone needs to tell him that his version of "Happy Ending" is very different than the majority. I guess it still released stress for him, but at least 5 dead hookers are certainly not amused.
Semper Fidelis!
December 14th, 2011 at 2:08 AM |
If he should win
If he should win
CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE REPRESENTING THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE
Accelerate Your Life
FLY NAVY
December 14th, 2011 at 12:42 PM |
I missed the boat
I missed the boat
I always find this meme hilarious, but when/where exactly did it originate? I'm googling all over and I can't find the answer to this question. Forgive my ignorance!
December 15th, 2011 at 3:45 PM |
It was originated by
It was originated by
Craig James killing five hookers.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
December 14th, 2011 at 12:50 PM |
Craig James in the U.S. Senate
Craig James in the U.S. Senate
Craig James in the U.S. Senate would at least get him off ESPN.
December 14th, 2011 at 4:52 PM |
(No subject)
(No subject)
December 14th, 2011 at 5:23 PM |
posted from iPhone
posted from iPhone
Is this the same Craig James who helped SMU get the death penalty along with Dickerson?
More liars and cheats in Congress please.
On another note, Don King approves his candidacy.
December 16th, 2011 at 8:51 PM |
no
no
this is the craig james that killed five hookers. he had nothing to do with the death penalty at SMU, just ask skip bayless.
that state south-east of Meechigan should be leveled and turned into a parking lot.
December 16th, 2011 at 9:13 PM |
So wait, Craig James killing
So wait, Craig James killing
I will gladly move to Texas and stuff the ballot box to get that clown in office if that will rid the world of his "expertise" on CFB Saturday.
We ARE Michigan....COME GET SOME!!!