Now, that shit is funny. Kudos to you sir.
Craig James Running for U.S. Senate
i was going to post a very similar picture. if this dissuades even one person from voting for him, i consider that a WIN.
5 hookers that won't be able to vote for him.
'"Hunk" below' is James Bond in Casino Royale.
whose name is daniel craig, probably why it came up in a search for craig james...i wonder if bond ever killed hookers
Kay Bailey Hutchison is retiring, and it is an open seat, with no clear heir. Polling from October, before (I think) anybody was considering Craig James:
David Dewherst does have the advantage of NOT allegedly killing 5 hookers...
I heard that Don't Know locked Adam James in a closet.
He can now requisition DOD Black OPS funds for unlimited Hooker Waterboarding! Oh Glorious America!
of course he is.
And of course:
Great post. That is all. Carry on.
C. James in 2012? ...need another catchphrase. We're already seeing to much...
is gross. I feel dirty. Shower time.
I fail at embedding so here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=A9u-JdUHQFQ
I can't rmemeber if you suck or not, but this video is TREM-N-DUSS.
The tragedy of you is that you're really funny when you aren't being an a-hole. I literally laughed out loud at the beginning of this sentence.
The tradgedy of you is that you smell like a turd. I try to love you but the smell drives me away.
So do I vote for James in the primary, knowing that it would end his career at ESPN. Plus, I would be moving so he would never be my senator.
Vote for an opponent. So there's one less crappy US senator and presumably not one who killed five hookers at SMU.
Think I'm going former..
is gross. I feel dirty. Shower time.
Guys come on, maybe we should lay off him a little bit. I mean, there really is no hard evidence that proves that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU. Think about it, how would you like it if people claimed that you, like CRAIG JAMES is alleged to have done, KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU? I know I wouldn't like it one bit. Can anyone actually prove that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU?
So wait, I just watched the video. What has he done other than play football and talk about football that makes him qualified? They didn't mention anything. They said he was a "rancher." Does that make him qualified to be a senator? If that video was meant to make him look like a good candidate, it did a terrible job.
This is not meant to be a political post, but no matter what side you're on, you need something better than "I played football and I love America" to run for the US Senate. Right?
The Super Bowl, for goshsakes!
I can't give away too much, but I'm currently working on the presidential exploratory committee of a former Big Ten quarterback who made a good showing in the Orange Bowl and loves his country. The numbers and projected donations look good, so we're probably going for it. Announcement coming soon.
So, to answer your question, yes, those are the qualifications for President. I'm not sure about Senate because we either go big or go home.
Come on, man. Craig James is a living example of the importance of economic freedom and America's entrepreneurial spirit. Weren't you listening?
I was thinking the exact same thing. If I didn't know he was running for the senate, I would have thought it was an ad campaign for the Texas high school football HOF.
He's really going to struggle getting the pimp vote.
more points. That's rich!
Do we have any proof that Craig James allegedly killed ONLY 5 hookers while at SMU? We may be underselling the man...
wasn't emperor palpatine a senator before he was emperor? well, if kilpatrick can get reelected in detroit, then i guess this is not so far fetched.
i wonder if dirty deeds done dirt cheap will be his campaign theme song?
free flowing Washington DC hookers paid for with lobbying $$. Craig is moving to his dream job.
The last time we had a serial hooker killer that was a senator we ended up with something like this...
Football in Texas is a religion. If you have that background you probably have a good chance of winning the Republican nomination. If you have the Republican nomination, you will win the seat, because it's Texas.
I think he would have to be off the airways as part of equal time laws. That's why Howard Stern dropped his run for governor.
Mike Leach approves and looks forward to James answering some questions
Did he know too much about the five? Was the whole thing about Adam James just a ruse?
I guess that could take him out for bowl season, which is a small win. But to get through next season, I'd imagine he'd have to win the primary.
I heard that one of the five hookers that Craig James killed while at SMU was Mike Leach's favorite hooker. That's why he recruited Craig James' son just so he could lock him in a shed. This is the only explanation for Adam James hearing Leach yell "This is for Cinnamon" as he locked the door.
Before I clicked the link, I was sure this was a joke; just the next phase of the hookers gag or something.
The media should definitely confront him with this glaring omission, right?
I have no skillz, but for someone that does, this card is an opportunity for hilarity.
to a better hidden, behind-closed-doors source of dirty secret $$ in Congress... guess he's a natural!!
Craig James must the support of the Hooker Killer Demographic. And those who wish they were.
Craig James killed 5 hookers with the knowledge that one day he would run for Senate on the platform of cleaning the streets of prostitution. THATS good politikin'!!!
This is a classic political wedge issue that bodes well for his eventual election. I swear I learned about this in Poli Sci 101.
Hmm Locke's Second Treatise must have undergone some revision since I was in that class.
I will gladly move to Texas and stuff the ballot box to get that clown in office if that will rid the world of his "expertise" on CFB Saturday.