Cornhusker Haikus
November 11th, 2022 at 10:42 AM ^
Though you're de-Frosted
You are now just mushy corn
Only good for soup
Chubba or Logan
Even with Casey Thompson
All roads lead to doom
Once upon a time
You had a 10-win season
In 2012
Now you are a husk
Of the Osborne dynasty
Whither do you go?
Is your stadium
"Memorial" in honor
Of your dead program?
I have sympathy
I also miss the 90s
What a time that was
November 11th, 2022 at 11:33 AM ^
The B12 left us thirsty so we left.
The B10 kicks our ass so we cry.
Frost left us cold and now we search.
November 11th, 2022 at 10:45 AM ^
Corum celebrates
Eats air corn cobs in end zone
Many times tomorrow
November 11th, 2022 at 10:52 AM ^
Corn, corn everywhere.
Tomorrow will be flattened
By a steamroller.
November 11th, 2022 at 10:52 AM ^
Michigan will roll
Running and throwing at will
Huskers get cornholed
November 11th, 2022 at 10:52 AM ^
There is no Frost
Huskers die still because
Eating Corum kills
November 11th, 2022 at 10:55 AM ^
There was a young farmboy from Lincoln
Who said to his dad, "Pa, I'm thinkin'
I've hated this corn
Since the day I was born
And now Cornhusker football is stinkin'."
November 11th, 2022 at 12:42 PM ^
There once was a man from Nebraska
Who said "I got a question to ask ya.
"If we lose by four scores
"And then seven more
"Should we all just go move to Alaska?"
There once was a farmer from Lincoln
Who was shuckin' his corn 'til it's shrinkin'
So he typed 'Braska Coeds
And said "No good, it's still dead
"Guess now it's time to go drinkin' "
November 11th, 2022 at 4:08 PM ^
Nebraska did Scott Frost dirty
By firing him before September 30
So he went and got waxed
On his front and his back
and said "at least now my chubba is purdy"
November 11th, 2022 at 1:16 PM ^
strong
November 11th, 2022 at 10:56 AM ^
Maize eats the huskers
scott frost cries in a corner
a corn conundrum?
November 11th, 2022 at 10:57 AM ^
Scott Frost set them back
Corn people are very sad
Fuck them, 97 theft
November 11th, 2022 at 10:58 AM ^
Who will win by more?
Zags versus Sparty in hoops?
Us versus Huskers?
November 11th, 2022 at 10:59 AM ^
November Football
Frost will be in the Air, but
Not On the Sidelines
November 11th, 2022 at 11:02 AM ^
Mizzou end zone kick
Only reason Scotty shared
The natty with us
November 11th, 2022 at 11:13 AM ^
yes
Yes
YES
November 11th, 2022 at 11:05 AM ^
Corn is really good
But your football team is bad
You cousin fuckers
November 11th, 2022 at 11:54 AM ^
Another reason why you're my favorite.
November 11th, 2022 at 11:09 AM ^
Nebraska hosted
The first US Arbor Day
Prefer Ann Arbor
Born in Nebraska
Graduated Michigan
Conflict? Hah! Go Blue!
November 11th, 2022 at 11:10 AM ^
Watch out Nebraska!
Blake Corum will eat your corn
and win the Heisman.
November 11th, 2022 at 11:13 AM ^
Frost was the savior,
Golden Boy's record? Twenty-
two one-score losses.
November 11th, 2022 at 11:17 AM ^
(To be read in your best James Earl Jones voice)
Who is your rival?
Run scared from the Buffaloes?
Back to the Big 12!
November 11th, 2022 at 11:17 AM ^
I would still like to see the passing game kick it up a notch in the next couple of games before heading down to Columbus.
November 11th, 2022 at 11:21 AM ^
This is like practice
Let's let JJ throw the ball
To prepare for Bucks
FIFY
November 11th, 2022 at 1:21 PM ^
C'mon even us Bolivians know how to do this. Here:
I'd still like to see
Pass game kick it up a notch
Before Columbus
November 11th, 2022 at 11:20 AM ^
Nebraska is bad
at the playing of football
make them feel much worse
November 11th, 2022 at 11:20 AM ^
Nebraska suffers
with eligibility
standards on the rise.
This isn't Osborne's
academic rubber stamp.
Tough times in Lincoln.
November 11th, 2022 at 11:20 AM ^
This is the true corn bowl. Maize vs Corn Husker. Maize will leave only Husks on the field. No corn for you NE.
November 11th, 2022 at 11:25 AM ^
Saturday will be
All business for Maize / Blue
Dominate the game
CFP leaders
Will be watching, measuring
Must put on a show
Vince Lombardi said
"Perfect practice makes perfect"
More game reps needed
Our season defined
In 15 days against Bucks
Fierce competition
AccuWeather says
48 degrees plus rain
Manball will prevail
Playoffs are at stake
Plus Big Ten Championship
Rivalry again
November 11th, 2022 at 11:34 AM ^
A cold Autumn dusk
Bashing their fucking heads in
Bloody Cornshuckers die
November 11th, 2022 at 11:38 AM ^
Where is Scott Frost's Mom?
Michigan has come to play
Cold empty Cornhuskers
November 11th, 2022 at 11:50 AM ^
C'mong, mang. Too many syllables in 3rd line.
November 11th, 2022 at 12:11 PM ^
5 7 5, right?
November 11th, 2022 at 12:23 PM ^
Yes, but you went 5, 7, 6 both times.
November 11th, 2022 at 12:50 PM ^
weird. Used an online Haiku builder that counted them for me. Ah, well. Econ major.
November 11th, 2022 at 11:52 AM ^
C'mong, mang. Too many syllables in 3rd line. A second time.
November 11th, 2022 at 11:48 AM ^
Growing more field corn
Does not a winning team make.
Michigan creams them.
November 11th, 2022 at 11:55 AM ^
Beat the cornhuskers
Take the L and get the fuck
out of our tunnel
Beat the cornhuskers
Fuck you state fuck you State fuck
you State Fuck you State
November 11th, 2022 at 1:24 PM ^
I lol'd extensively to the second entry. You are a natural at this.
November 11th, 2022 at 11:56 AM ^
In cool autumn air
the Maize and Blue dominate
that ought to Frost them.
November 11th, 2022 at 12:26 PM ^
It is a home game
The air will be cold but it
Is in Ann Arbor
November 11th, 2022 at 1:02 PM ^
I had a brain fart
when I penned that off-base poem.
It has now been fixed.
November 11th, 2022 at 2:18 PM ^
Too many syllables in 2nd line
November 11th, 2022 at 1:05 PM ^
Are you referring
To next year because this year
We play in Big House
November 11th, 2022 at 1:19 PM ^
Guess you were typing
when I explained my brain fart.
Hail to the Victors!
November 11th, 2022 at 11:59 AM ^
This will be ugly
Tommy Frazier and friends ain’t
Walking through that door
November 11th, 2022 at 12:06 PM ^
Edit, wrong forecast.
November 11th, 2022 at 12:09 PM ^
Frost kills Husker’s crop,
Mascot changes name in shame:
Colonel Corn Kernel
(and another one)
Corn, corn everywhere
Not to eat but feed and fuel
Corum’s Heisman run
November 11th, 2022 at 12:11 PM ^
Here we go, game 10!
Blake comin', look out Huskers!
Heisman up for grabs 😎
November 11th, 2022 at 12:11 PM ^
Who will hit harder?
After the Nebraska Frost
It just hits different