Brian Kelly Schadenfreude Haiku thread
October 1st, 2023 at 8:33 AM ^
Not sure thread needed
Always love purple Kelly
El Oh El Ess U
October 1st, 2023 at 1:20 PM ^
Kelly Schadenfreude
Haikus must find home on page
Feels like heroin
October 1st, 2023 at 8:38 AM ^
faᐧmiᐧly is three syllables. That's all I have.
October 1st, 2023 at 1:22 PM ^
I'll donate two syllables so you can get to the first five.
October 1st, 2023 at 8:38 AM ^
Great hire LSU
I never did care for you
One day we will play
October 1st, 2023 at 9:32 AM ^
Is hire 1 or 2 syllables? Technically 1 I guess, but when I say it, it’s 2.
October 1st, 2023 at 1:35 PM ^
Even though “diphthong” is two syllables, a diphthong has only one.
October 1st, 2023 at 8:44 AM ^
Jambalaya salt
Not as salty as some guys
Who paid Kelly bucks.
October 1st, 2023 at 8:45 AM ^
Defense is optional
SEC is B12 now
Kelly sad dance
October 1st, 2023 at 9:32 AM ^
Hmm, needs work.
October 1st, 2023 at 10:04 AM ^
Critiquing haikus
An MGoBlog tradition
Where else on the web?
October 1st, 2023 at 1:03 PM ^
Georgia has not played well so far, but their defense is legit. Most of the points from Auburn came off of GA turnovers. Alabama's defense will end up being ok as well, I agree though that most of the SEC are not great at defense.
October 1st, 2023 at 8:47 AM ^
your team drove the field
against a soft ole miss D
but came up short
October 1st, 2023 at 9:09 AM ^
Fall is football time
But still Brian Kelly weeps
For him it's despair
October 1st, 2023 at 9:22 AM ^
Kelly schaudenfreude
Is so two-thousand nineteen
For Michigan fans
October 1st, 2023 at 9:31 AM ^
I have purple face
So does my whole faaaaamily
Look of a loser.
October 1st, 2023 at 9:52 AM ^
This much is known true:
Brian Kelly is an ass.
Nothing more needs said.
October 1st, 2023 at 10:10 AM ^
He left Notre Dame
Fake accents and dumb dance moves
Reaping what he sowed
October 1st, 2023 at 10:12 AM ^
I checked out RCMB last night and there were a series of comments in the main game thread about Nicole Auerbach's appearance and weight -- not complimentary. (I'd love to see what those MSU knobs look like. Something tells me they're not dead ringers for Chris Hemsworth). And then I come here, and I get Brian Kelly haikus. Thank you, MGoBlog.
October 1st, 2023 at 10:23 AM ^
RCMB sucks
Auerbach is a cutie
MGoBlog is fun
October 1st, 2023 at 11:05 AM ^
Auerbach has Michigan at #4, which I obviously disagree with, but she knows vastly more about the game than all those fat Spartan slappies put together. And all that should matter is her knowledge of the game, since that's what she covers.
October 1st, 2023 at 11:38 AM ^
I think she's low-balling Michigan to avoid the appearance of bias.
October 1st, 2023 at 10:20 AM ^
Notre Dame says hi
You still look like potato
Grass is not greener
October 1st, 2023 at 10:25 AM ^
Brian Kelly douche
Brian Kelly is a douche bag
Brian Kelly douche
October 1st, 2023 at 10:28 AM ^
Blue Man Group jealous
Brian Kelly stole their shtick
Bleaux Man Group long live
October 1st, 2023 at 10:43 AM ^
Denard to Gallon
Denard to Roundtree touchdown
Drinking Irish tears
October 1st, 2023 at 10:45 AM ^
An ode to purple.
When his face matches jersey
Team thrown under bus.
October 1st, 2023 at 10:59 AM ^
Fake Cajun accent
Bad as Quaid in Big Easy
Blood on Kelly's hands
October 1st, 2023 at 11:09 AM ^
Brian Kelly moans
"Dance for me, my quarterback"
He once killed a guy
October 1st, 2023 at 12:02 PM ^
Grinding cheek to cheek
that is the way to recruit
Parents close your eyes
October 1st, 2023 at 12:10 PM ^
Cajun blood flow veins
Make head purple voice roar loud
Bring great shame lose face
October 1st, 2023 at 12:13 PM ^
Towels were flying
You stood purple in the rain
Blowing snot bubbles
October 1st, 2023 at 12:55 PM ^
Kelly heads down South,
Bayou dreams may come to nought,
Crawfish spit him out.
October 1st, 2023 at 1:04 PM ^
Crawdads here
Crawdads there
Must be "faaam-ah-lee"
October 1st, 2023 at 1:08 PM ^
Dancing cheek to cheek
I wish I could unsee it
Please lose all your games
October 1st, 2023 at 1:10 PM ^
Love to watch you lose
Like the loser that you are
Should be unemployed
October 1st, 2023 at 1:21 PM ^
A wee limerick:
Ole Kelly thought he’d put Old Miss in their place
But to raging purple Cajun’s disgrace
All he got was balls to the face
October 1st, 2023 at 2:02 PM ^
May those bohemian goggles forever be a reminder
of the time Lane Kiffin put him through the grinder.
October 1st, 2023 at 2:05 PM ^
Found new fam-eh-ley
Creepy grinding on recruits
Still killed a student
October 1st, 2023 at 4:39 PM ^
Face like purple beet
Team takes after their red-faced
Coach, and they get beat