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Senior Day Haiku
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A silly MGoBlog tradition.
Note: a number of seniors with eligibility remaining are omitted; I included the Coner because he's probably not going to get a fifth year and he must have a haiku.
Brandon Graham
Sisyphus in pads
thunders through endless legions
third and long again
Stevie Brown
aw, hell, you're all right
sorry about that dong joke
after the Horror
Greg Mathews
Worst luck at QB
in Michigan history
I guess that's life, man
Mark Ortmann
The faint annoyance
was the right way to handle
Freep jihad PC
David Moosman
too bad you never
played next to Rocko:
"Moos and squirrel"
Kevin Grady
We will always have
That Indiana game in
Two thousand and four
Brandon Minor
In this instance, I must defer:
RAGE! RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE!
RAGE, JUKE, RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE!
My everything hurts.
Carlos Brown
If you didn't fall
when winter breathes on your foot
you'd be a ninja
Laterryal Savoy
No offense, good sir
But I think I'd rather have
had DeSean Jackson
Jason Olesnavage
spring's blossoms were grim
but fall had competency
extra point: dang, man
Zoltan Mesko
the high arc of time
will record you as greatest
human(?) ever born
Ricky Reyes
Punt block, Feagin thing
Plus Cone nailed you on two seams
A career in sum
Ohene Opong-Owusu
I did this before:
Ohene Opong-Owu-
su. Your name is long.
David Cone(?)
lyrical master
bomb-dropping fourth string QB
the coner, always
November 19th, 2009 at 11:17 AM | 
C'mon. Don't hate on CB23
C'mon. Don't hate on CB23
November 19th, 2009 at 11:30 AM |
Carlos...
Carlos...
He's been one of my favorites through the years -- just wish he wasn't always banged up -- Bring it Saturday Carlos!
November 19th, 2009 at 11:17 AM |
Zoltan
Zoltan
Zoltan Mesko
Emperor of Space,
Master of Continuum
Left Foot our saving grace
Brewer. Wolverine.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:26 AM |
It's really not that hard to
It's really not that hard to
It's really not that hard to write a haiku, and you still managed to screw it up...
November 19th, 2009 at 11:27 AM |
PWNBRN'd
PWNBRN'd
PWNBRN'd
or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:15 PM |
Correction:
It's really not
Correction:
It's really not
Correction:
It's really not that
hard to write a haiku, and
you still screwed it up...
November 19th, 2009 at 11:22 AM |
Zoltan et al
Zoltan et al
I'm trying to decide, from a meme point of view, whether I'll miss Zoltan (SEOS) or Coner more.
...We still hear of Tacopants from time to time! Tell me I'll always have Zoltan! TELL ME!
November 19th, 2009 at 11:34 AM |
Those are all
Those are all
fucking brilliant.
Hide ya kids, hide ya wife.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:40 AM |
They started on top
Things
They started on top
Things
They started on top
Things changed and now we are not
We will return soon
November 19th, 2009 at 11:42 AM |
Brandon Graham
Brandon Graham
unstoppable man
destroyer of left tackles
they can't fuck with him
Harmon's final game line: 3 rushing TD's, 2 passing TD's, four extra points, and 3 INT's.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:43 AM |
I happened to sit next to
I happened to sit next to
I happened to sit next to Laterryal on a flight from St. Louis to Detroit last summer when he was on his way up to play in August. He was a great kid and I've always rooted especially for him since then. He was sooo close to making the game winning catch against ND this year!
November 19th, 2009 at 11:45 AM |
This is like complaining
This is like complaining
This is like complaining about that one misplaced freckle on Marisa Miller's left forearm, but isn't the Moosman one off?
too bad you never (5)
played next to Rocko: (5)
"Moos and squirrel" (4)
November 19th, 2009 at 12:17 PM |
Temporary fix:
Temporary fix:
Too bad you never
played next to Rocko Khoury:
our "Moos and squirrel"
November 19th, 2009 at 11:46 AM |
Awesome.
Addendum on
Awesome.
Addendum on
Awesome.
Addendum on Graham:
Sisyphus at M
But as a professional
He will become Zeus
November 19th, 2009 at 11:46 AM |
I have respect and
I have respect and
I have respect and appreciation for anyone who plays the game, regardless of how much they achieve.
I'll have even more if you kick some Ohio ass on Saturday.
Go Blue!
November 19th, 2009 at 12:00 PM |
Nice Hokusai print But its
Nice Hokusai print But its
Nice Hokusai print
But its missing just one thing
More tentacle rape
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dream_of_the_fishermans_wife_hokusai.jpg
November 19th, 2009 at 12:20 PM |
I'm just wondering why the
I'm just wondering why the
I'm just wondering why the one Brian posted says "Cloverfield" there on the right.
November 19th, 2009 at 12:01 PM |
Seniors and a Tsunami
Seniors and a Tsunami
Wave of Mutilation, man. Wave of freaking Mutilation.
November 19th, 2009 at 12:59 PM |
any Pixies reference gets a
any Pixies reference gets a
any Pixies reference gets a +1 in my book
"out of these tunnels will come the meanest, toughest sonsabitches ever to put on pads"
November 19th, 2009 at 12:11 PM |
We hate OSU
Win this game for
We hate OSU
Win this game for
We hate OSU
Win this game for the seniors
Shock the world! Bowl game!
Michigan Resurgent? Michigan Resurgent!
Cubby, add the wolverines!
November 19th, 2009 at 12:20 PM |
No offense to Brian (these
No offense to Brian (these
No offense to Brian (these are always fantastic), but couldn't we get Coner to do these every year?
Sarcasm is my drinking buddy
November 19th, 2009 at 12:58 PM |
That would be
That would be
crossing the streams and might break the Internets.
It would also be awesome.
Proud member of the 6/30/2008 circle of trust.
November 19th, 2009 at 1:14 PM |
Brian is Coner
*universe
Brian is Coner
*universe
Brian is Coner
*universe explodes*
November 19th, 2009 at 12:43 PM |
Zac Baker
Zac Baker
I don't really think
you ever contributed
Were you a walk on?
if not a walk-on:
I don't really think
you ever contributed
unrenewed fifth year.
November 19th, 2009 at 12:44 PM |
That was great.
That was great.
That was great.
November 19th, 2009 at 1:01 PM |
My Brandon Graham haiku
My Brandon Graham haiku
Motherfucking beast.
I said: Motherfucking beast!
Motherfucking beast.
Denard's 2010 was spent redefining what one man can do.
November 19th, 2009 at 1:23 PM |
Graham (to Justin Boren)
Graham (to Justin Boren)
"Family values", huh?
Sorry to see you go, but
Have fun facing me!
November 19th, 2009 at 1:28 PM |
Brandon Graham
Thank you for
Brandon Graham
Thank you for
Brandon Graham
Thank you for staying
It sucks the defense was bad
But it's not your fault
Brandon Minor
May you get a chance
To show the NFL that
You aren't made of glass
November 19th, 2009 at 1:36 PM |
Can't wait to request Saturday
Can't wait to request Saturday
MGoBlog taught us:
Not one without the other.
On with the Muppets...
Tom - Chicago
November 19th, 2009 at 1:42 PM |
2009 Season
2009 Season
Take THAT, Notre Dame.
Couple losses? We're Still fine.
My soul dong: no cup.
November 19th, 2009 at 1:49 PM |
Saturday
Saturday
All in for Rich Rod
Michigan Wolverines will
pound on O S U
November 19th, 2009 at 1:51 PM |
Beat OSU
Beat OSU
Rich, please beat the Bucks
If you can't, this might not work
maybe Jim Harbaugh?
Hail to the Victors.
November 19th, 2009 at 2:01 PM |
To really impress
To really impress
Go with limericks. Haiku may be the tradition around here, but limericks are the sure-fire way to express your linguistic skills. The OEDILF demonstrates the usefulness of the form.
November 19th, 2009 at 3:19 PM |
Limerick Time
Limerick Time
Our Wolverines entered aught-nine
With naught much more talent than thine
The sweet draught of September
Turned to ash by November
One last hope: Hey, Steve, what's the line?
(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.
November 19th, 2009 at 2:11 PM |
The game...
The game...
Our voices rise
the maize and blue
into the endzone
November 19th, 2009 at 2:14 PM |
Graham...
Graham...
flash of lightning
across a green field
body lays upon
November 19th, 2009 at 2:16 PM |
Terrell Pryor...
Terrell Pryor...
brains of russell
speech of young
decision of drunk
November 19th, 2009 at 2:52 PM |
Ohene Opong-Owusu
Ohene Opong-Owusu
Thank you Ohene.
Game captain plus two sacks
'Gainst Baby Seal U.
November 19th, 2009 at 2:41 PM |
For the team
For the team
No more shall you be
Tortured by Ohio State.
Time to FUCK. SHIT. UP.
November 19th, 2009 at 3:51 PM |
The Pre-Snap Pryor Prayer Haiku
The Pre-Snap Pryor Prayer Haiku
Please Brandon Graham
I never said "she the devil"
Please don't hurt me...Huuuuut!!!
November 19th, 2009 at 4:06 PM |
Brandon Graham
Brandon Graham
Is going to destroy Pryor and Boren Saturday, if only the other ten guys were good.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:27 PM |
To Ohene Opong-Owusu
To Ohene Opong-Owusu
(pronounced o-HENNE o-PONG o-WOO-sue )
Ohene, tell me
Do you have brothers named
Olong and Ohart?
Taking it one week at a time
November 19th, 2009 at 7:29 PM |
Haiku or LImericks aren't me - Need an early Christmas present
Haiku or LImericks aren't me - Need an early Christmas present
It's sad that this all the seniors in this class and a testament to the cupboard not being full (especially on defense. Just wish GERG would have been here with last year's group. I am really going to miss Graham. I would probably say the same this about Minor had he been healthy all season. Both have been fun to watch in spite of the recent meltdown.
I only wish Minor were completely healthy for the OSU game; just seems unfair how his Jr and Sr years have gone. Hoepfully the NFL will be good for him.
I'm praying for an earley Christmas present - a win over OSU sure would take a lot of pain away. Everyone seems to think OSU will roll, but this is the same team that lost to Purdue a month ago. They have a rookie kicker and issues on offense. I can only hope the crowd becomes the 12th man on Saturday and helps guide the Blue to an upset.
Having all those guys from 1969 around before kickoff has got to help as well.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:41 AM |
2009 team haiku
2009 team haiku
Third and twenty five
Cant wait to get the ball back
WHERE IS THE SAFETY?????
farlan fumbleby
November 20th, 2009 at 11:45 AM |
senior year haiku
senior year haiku
third and twenty five
cant wait to get the ball back
WHERE IS THE SAFETY????????
farlan fumbleby
C'mon. Don't hate on CB23 before the biggest game of his life.
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I'd rather be golfing.