The Devins, The Peppers, And More: Michigan's Most Fun Players To Watch
Shooting for the "most times a single GIF hits the front page" record.
Michigan lost one of the most genuinely enjoyable players to watch in recent memory with the graduation of Jeremy Gallon, and unfortunately, I don't think we'll be seeing a 5'8" dude with rocket boots and a cloaking device breaking school receiving records again anytime soon.
That said, the Wolverines don't lack players that can make your jaw drop. Inspired by this Matt Hinton piece on college football's most exciting players, here's my list of the Wolverines who should provide the most entertainment this season. Take note: this isn't a rundown of the best players, but a subjective list of who I think will be the most fun to watch—it's ordered by position, since what constitutes "fun to watch" varies wildly from person to person.
QB Devin Gardner
An obvious choice, especially since some of Gardner's bad habits—namely, reversing field when under pressure—can still produce spectacular results. He's an electric runner even when not at full health. He's got a heck of an arm; this throw against Notre Dame last year simply defies explanation. He continued the grand tradition of Michigan quarterbacks hilariously punking Tanner Miller. His ability to improvise has bailed out the offense on many occasions. Yes, this sometimes gets him into trouble—I know another throw from that otherwise amazing Notre Dame performance is going through your head right now—but it also poses a threat to opponents that is extremely difficult to defend, and it's sure fun to watch when everything clicks.
WR Devin Funchess
Again, an obvious choice is obvious, as evidenced by the GIF that graces the top of this post—and that wasn't the first time Funchess leaped over an oncoming defender:
The whole "hurdles defensive backs on the run" thing is pretty great, but that's just a small part of what makes Funchess so remarkable. He's a 6'5", 230-pound former tight end with legitimate top-end speed; his movements bear the grace of a much smaller player. Even when he slips, he seamlessly recovers, and the average defensive back is going to have a very difficult time contending with his ball skills or bringing him down once he makes the catch. Oh, and having oven-mitt-sized hands allows for him to make catches like this while on a dead sprint.
If Funchess isn't on the team in 2015, it'll be because he turned in a monster year and justifiably went pro, and I don't think anybody could begrudge him that move.
[Hit THE JUMP for eight exciting players not named Devin.]
SLOT/KR/PR Dennis Norfleet
This is MGoBlog, after all. Also, this shouldn't be humanly possible:
The flag mattered in the game; it doesn't for the purposes of this post.
If Norfleet is able to translate his remarkable short-area quickness and agility to the passing game—he's expected to start at slot receiver—while being utilized as more than just a designated jet sweep guy, we're going to see some Sportscenter moments this season. Meanwhile, one of these days, he's going to break a return for a touchdown; a man can be tackled by the back of his shoe only so many times.
TE Jake Butt
This is quite a way to get your first career touchdown:
Photo by Bryan Fuller. GIF'd here.
Yes, Butt is coming off a torn ACL that'll potentially hold him out until Big Ten play, though there's increasing optimism that he could be ready as soon as the Notre Dame game; he certainly moved well on that leg while going through drills before Saturday's scrimmage. When he returns, he gives Michigan something they've sorely lacked in recent years: a complete tight end. While Butt may not be an elite athlete—though he's no slouch in that regard—he's got great hands, he runs good routes, and he's a willing and capable blocker. That may not be overly exciting to every football fan, but around here that's not the case.
DT Willie Henry
This involves some projection, to be sure, but if we're talking about players that are fun to watch, Henry and his brute strength easily qualify. The biggest step forward he must take as a redshirt sophomore is to play with better technique; even when he did really bad things last year like stand straight up at the snap, however, he sometimes made eye-opening plays just by being a bull in a china shop. When he kept his technique sound, meanwhile, he could cover for mistakes by his teammates in spectacular fashion:
When he stays low, he's capable of throwing 300-pound linemen like a point guard would a chest pass. If you don't think that's worth watching, I think you're on the wrong blog.
DE Frank Clark
I'll refrain from posting one of the GIFs of an unblocked Clark crushing Braxton Miller given recent developments. While Clark hasn't quite put together the elite numbers many hoped for, he improved quite a bit last year, and he continually flashes tremendous athleticism—just watch him jump over a cut block:
Clark also lays the wood when he gets a chance, and we'll watch this year to see if he's developed a pass-rushing arsenal that would take him from good to great Big Ten player.
LB Jake Ryan
This goes here:
Ryan the Barbarian is back at full speed after missing part of last season recovering from his own ACL injury, and now he'll be wreaking havoc from the middle of the defense as Michigan transitions to a 4-3 over. That means Jake Ryan pursuing backs sideline-to-sideline. That means Jake Ryan blitzing up the A gap. That means Jake Ryan won't be wasted as a 240-pound DE or a very oversized nickelback.
Prepare for fireworks.
LB Joe Bolden
The talk of both spring and fall camp, Bolden is poised to snatch a starting job away from a very solid player in Desmond Morgan, though both should see plenty of time on the field. Thus far in his career, Bolden admittedly hasn't shown much on the field that merits inclusion on this list; his biggest hit at Michigan was equally damaging to his own team as it was to the other.
The coaches can't stop raving about him, however, and he looked excellent in the open scrimmage, making one of the defensive plays of the night when he destroyed a slip screen to Derrick Green—he managed to nail a 220-pound power back while running full speed despite being the only defender in the area with plenty of blockers around him. There should be plenty more big hits coming this fall.
CB Jourdan Lewis
[Fuller]
I could've easily gone with either Blake Countess or Raymon Taylor here, as both have displayed an excellent instinct for baiting quarterbacks into interceptions, especially Countess. Neither is the exceptional athlete required to be a true lockdown corner, however, and Lewis has that potential—he showed that in the spring, it's continued into the fall, and now it appears he's passed both upperclassmen to earn a starting spot.
There's something really great about watching a corner get up in a receiver's grill and battle him step-for-step down the field, and the ability to do just that led to Lewis' ascent to the top of the depth chart. He showed it last year, though he was victimized by enough NFL-level throws against great coverage that this blog has the tag "jourdan lewis should apologize to the gypsy." If Lewis is just a tiny bit better at playing the ball in the air this year, he could be a serious playmaker in addition to simply being tough to beat one-on-one.
CB/Nickel/PR Jabrill Peppers
I don't have to actually put words here, do I? No? Good.
August 19th, 2014 at 3:46 PM ^
I feel badly for Braxton Miller (I really do) but this hit is too good not to include.
(I hope this embed worked. It's my first attempt.) If not, here's the LINK
August 19th, 2014 at 3:46 PM ^
It is hard to watch that when you see the score at the bottom. Had all the momentum, and then totally shit the bed with offensive playcalling in the second half.
2011 was a great season (UTL I, Nebby blow out, finally beat OSU again, Sugar Bowl miracle/ugly win). But some of these other memories.... man. Should have beat OSU in 2012 and 2013. The Penn State loss in 2013. I will never forget those games.
August 19th, 2014 at 4:27 PM ^
It's painful because the entire narrative of the coming season, and where Hoke is changes substantially if they beat PSU (30 yarder to win) OR OSU (+14 in the 2nd half) last year, and radically if they win both games. Yes, I know there were close wins (NW run on and kick), but it doesn't stop it from being a real bummer to hear stuff about Hoke being in trouble from people that would have been praising him if either or both of those games go the other way.
</Captain Obvious>
Sigh.
We'll get 'em this year!
Rob
August 19th, 2014 at 6:23 PM ^
I was originally with you on the whole, "man a few of these close losses turn into wins, and hot damn we've got a program again!" mentality.
But...
- Akron (4 point win)
- UConn (3 point win)
- 47 points given up to Indiana
- Northwestern 3 OT winner (as you mentioned)
And going back to 2012...
- Northwestern (again) - the Devin bomb to Roundtree, OT win game
- Dileo game against Sparty
Things got aggressively worse in 2013, clearly.
August 19th, 2014 at 9:52 PM ^
...do you think this hit may have been the precursor to Miller's shoulder issues? Those kinds of accordian blindside hits have sidelined more than one QB.
August 19th, 2014 at 3:43 PM ^
I still remember the first time I watched that first Jabrill touchdown clip above. Half way through I thought what a great run, then the rest happened and my head exploded. All the typing here has been by a headless torso.
August 19th, 2014 at 3:51 PM ^
August 19th, 2014 at 4:06 PM ^
...but Henry's in line for more playing time this year, and I do love watching Henry play, so I went with him. Again, it's subjective. At this time next year, I expect Hurst will be on this type of list. Same reasoning was behind going with Norfleet over Freddy Canteen. (Also, I think Brian would fire me if I made this list without including Norfleet.)
August 19th, 2014 at 5:25 PM ^
I belive Wormley actually had more TFL and sacks last year than even Henry. Both should be interesting to watch - sounds like Henry is all about staying self motivated.
If Hurst can put on about 12-15 lbs in the next 12 months and retain that first step quickness our DTs should be in complete beast mode come Sep 2015.
August 19th, 2014 at 9:28 PM ^
I would've given Freddy Footwork the nod over Norfleet. Norfleet makes flashy cuts but as often as not his movement is more chaotic than havoc, which is why I feel he has yet to return a punt for a TD. More flash than bang, albeit plenty of both.
Freddy's footwork is actually somewhat less flashy, but it's sick. I've seen little of course, but from what I've seen he's not just quick; he's juggling his feet like Freddy Flintstone but hardly making a false step. If that projects to games, that guy is going to make defenders miss like crazy.
August 19th, 2014 at 6:51 PM ^
I'd add Wilson. I think he's going to be a jack-of-all-trades safety for us this season, doing plenty of blitzing as well coverage, picking a few sacks and TFLs to give with a handful of INTs.
August 19th, 2014 at 3:54 PM ^
August 19th, 2014 at 3:55 PM ^
I hope we can see a lot more of this type of fluff all year!
August 19th, 2014 at 4:08 PM ^
Obviously we can all have our own opinions on what makes good content, but If/when the team plays well enough this year to produce one of these "fluff "pieces every week, I don't think many will be downvoting that!
August 20th, 2014 at 2:13 AM ^
I didn't say it wasn't good content, I was just saying it's far more fluffly than what I recall seeing.
August 20th, 2014 at 2:05 AM ^
MGoBlog is generally a place with more substance. Fluff is your SI article or something from local 'journalists.'
August 19th, 2014 at 4:23 PM ^
I think as much as anything this post is about getting excited for the season. Yes the OL has questions but Michigan still has some damn good players. A schedule that should set up well and this team could surprise some people.
August 20th, 2014 at 2:11 AM ^
MGoBlog traditionally hasn't needed that to get people pumped up. It usually does it with top-notch writing, a very 'long' view of the team, and best-in-class analysis.
August 19th, 2014 at 8:08 PM ^
August 20th, 2014 at 2:07 AM ^
If you ever get a slided website, there are a couple of solutions.
1. Click a 'print' option and read that.
August 19th, 2014 at 4:06 PM ^
August 19th, 2014 at 10:57 PM ^
August 19th, 2014 at 4:08 PM ^
Willie Freaking Henry. That MSU clip was frightening. Such violence in that move. Poised to have an impactful season I think.
August 19th, 2014 at 4:21 PM ^
How long can they resist the urge to put Peppers in at slot receiver or tailback? Or Denard-back? I mean, DAMN. It's been a year since I watched any highlights, and good grief. GOOD GRIEF.
I would resist the urge about 18 seconds. As astounding as he is defensively, I just would really want the ball in those hands more frequently than just returns. And yeah, I actually am bullish on Michigan's backs and receivers...I think they have a good and excellent corp there, respectively. But again: DAMN!
Rob
August 19th, 2014 at 4:23 PM ^
JMFR!!!! I remember standing up and cheering for him when he made that play. Seriously one of the most impressive plays, out of our defense, in recent memory!
August 19th, 2014 at 4:29 PM ^
The Ryan play is the most remarkable college level play above, IMO. He utterly dominates the other players around him in mental processes, technique, and raw physical WOW.
Rob
August 19th, 2014 at 4:33 PM ^
No arguing that the Funchess leap was a thing of beauty, but everytime I watch that jump, I recall that we didn't win the game. Sure, half glass empty, but following Funchess on Instagram, it's become clear, he likes that leap also. He really, really, likes it. Players come and go, but what I remember, is our record, and we have lost to OSU, a Sh*t Ton. With Braxton going down, maybe we'll get a much needed (and deserved V), this year, and we can get back to celebrating leaps, over defenders, and into endzones, for victories. Or we can just drool over a pretty sweet jump and laugh at the flailing defender. That's cool too.
August 19th, 2014 at 8:30 PM ^
We're gonna get a V??? Is that half of a win? Or are you referring to female anatomy?
August 19th, 2014 at 9:19 PM ^
I do appreciate the Va-jay-jay reference though. I think any sailor would consider that a bonus, on a given Saturday.
August 19th, 2014 at 5:52 PM ^
August 19th, 2014 at 9:50 PM ^
#9 was just that annoying "thingy" between Jake and the ball carrier. He had absolutely no choice but to be man handled by Ryan.
August 19th, 2014 at 10:00 PM ^
No Snappy Sypniewski? Surely he'll live up to the Glanda legacy, right?
August 19th, 2014 at 11:42 PM ^
Cool story bro: I had a class with him last year. We were working on an assignment together and of course I had on my Michigan snap back. Iowa was playing Michigan that week and I remember how confident he was that they'd beat Michigan, he was cool about it though. While they obviously won that game, it's kind of funny to see him get schooled right there.
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