Handy Sheet of Hockey Chants
So i figured I'd made a sheet of hockey chants and waste some of my CAEN printing making about 500 copies of these to pass around the student section tommorow.
I saw the Big Chill - Chants thread and saw that not all of the chants were posted or were posted across many comments and figured since I already had it typed up that I might as well post it here.
Feel free to print this out and bring to the game tommorow. I know I didn't put all of the chants here but I filled up a page.
(When the refs step on the ice at the beginning of a period)
BOO!!!!! CHECK THE NET… CHECK THE NET (until he checks it). GET INSIDE (until he gets inside the net). CHECK IT AGAIN (after he leaves the net).
(When State gets a penalty, raise your hand and wave)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH (until the player steps in the box). SEE YA! CHUMP, DICK, WUSS, DOUCHEBAG, ASSHOLE, PRICK, CHEATER, BITCH, WHORE, SLUT, COCKSUCKER
(When Michigan Scores, after the Victors, Hold up the number of goals on your hand until the announcer announces the goal).
GOALCOUNT. READY. (Count the number of Michigan goals). WE WANT MORE GOALS. (POINT TO THE STATE GOALIE) SIEVE, SIEVE, SIEVE, SIEVE, SIEVE, SIEVE, SIEVE, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, (Go Blue Chant)
(If State scores. Point to the State Section and chant) UGLY PARENTS
Any time "Temptation" (the football you suck song) is played
"GOALIE!" (Point at M's goalie)
"SIEVE!" (Point at opponent's goalie)
Repeat every beat of the song until it is over
Hey (Goalie), you’re not a goalie you’re a sieve, you’re not a sieve you’re a funnel, you’re not a funnel you’re a vacuum, you’re not a vacuum you’re a black hole, you’re not a black hole you just suck, you just suck, you just suck, you just suck
If you can't get into college go to state! If you can't get into college go to state! If you can't get into college, then you really really suck! If you can't get into college go to state!"
(verse 2, if you can’t get into state shoot yourself. Verse 3, if you can't shoot yourself re-apply)
With 1:04 left in a period:
(4) HOW (3) MUCH (2) TIME (1) IS (0) LEFT?. (after announcer announces the time left) THANK YOU!
(If State’s Goalie takes off his mask) UGLY GOALIE (Repeat until he puts it back on) YAY!!!
(if our Goalie takes off his mask) HANDSOME GOALIE (Repeat until he puts it back on) AWWW!!
If Michigan is on a penalty kill (we have someone in the box),
YIIIIIIP (when we clear the puck from our half of the ice)
During intermission, try to get the kids on the zamboni to do the following
Wave, Raise the roof, Flap arms like angel, make a butterfly using your hands, then try to get the kid to take off his/her shoe and throw it on the ice.
During the Blues Brothers Dance in the clapping, cycle through the following actions with the person next to you
Front/Back, Up/Down, Left/RIght
December 10th, 2010 at 9:28 PM ^
HEY, [Goalie], it's your mom... she says, YOU SUCK.
December 10th, 2010 at 9:28 PM ^
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH (until the player steps in the box). SEE YA! CHUMP, DICK, WUSS, DOUCHEBAG, ASSHOLE, PRICK, CHEATER, BITCH, WHORE, SLUT, COCKSUCKERS
This is missing motherfucker. It should be added.
December 10th, 2010 at 9:32 PM ^
December 10th, 2010 at 9:39 PM ^
are more important than your finals. Michigan hockey needs the support more than your future.
December 10th, 2010 at 9:35 PM ^
If (oh hell, let's face it, WHEN) a couple of goons from State suckerpunch a Michigan player from behind, knock him unconscious, and slash him in the neck with a stick, the proper chant is:
F*CK YOU STATE... F*CK YOU STATE...
December 10th, 2010 at 9:42 PM ^
That one's a good all-purpose kind of chant, really....weddings, funerals, commencement ceremonies (especially at State)....it's really a chant for all seasons.
December 10th, 2010 at 9:51 PM ^
...my wife (a Sparty) will catch me whistling "if you can't get into college, go to State," especially during televised MSU sporting events. It's a reflex at this point, but it has started more than one fight.
December 10th, 2010 at 9:53 PM ^
you can go to State. Thugs.
December 10th, 2010 at 10:01 PM ^
Palmisano will be in goal for State....
December 10th, 2010 at 10:05 PM ^
I wish I wasn't broke and instead I was there tomorrow
December 10th, 2010 at 10:06 PM ^
I'm looking forward to singing If you can't get into college go to state, if you can't get into state shoot yourself, and if you can't shoot yourself re-apply
December 10th, 2010 at 10:06 PM ^
December 10th, 2010 at 10:12 PM ^
Seeing that video still angers up my fists. Conboy blows goats.
December 10th, 2010 at 10:12 PM ^
Be prepared to remind everyone how big a joke MSU hockey is. They sell about 4,000 tickets for each game for their 6,000 seat arena and let students in free. Plus they couldn't sell their allotment for the Big Chill and sent some of the tickets back. JOKE
December 10th, 2010 at 11:04 PM ^
THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR HUGGING THE ENEMY
December 10th, 2010 at 11:20 PM ^
it's worth repeating:
FUCK YOU, STATE.
December 10th, 2010 at 10:09 PM ^
I love the chants, but I'm worried about tomorrow. I fear I'll be surrounded by non-hockey folk attending the Big Chill to say they went, and them getting and usher to kick me out. I know too many times during football games I've gotten back looks after chewing out various OSU fans (most of the time some asshole wearing OSU shit to some random B10 game). Is this just stupid paranoia or likely to happen?
December 10th, 2010 at 10:17 PM ^
Both!
December 10th, 2010 at 10:19 PM ^
has to get used to the chants from the student section or they shouldn't brought tickets to the Big Chill. I'm hoping that the atmosphere will be amped up times a thousand compared to Yost which is saying a lot.
December 10th, 2010 at 10:30 PM ^
I has to agree with you.
December 10th, 2010 at 10:49 PM ^
they piped in a phone ringing over the loud speaker, just for old tyme sakes.
PHOOONNNEEEE!!!!!!!!
December 11th, 2010 at 1:37 AM ^
for posting this thread
December 11th, 2010 at 2:09 AM ^
If Michigan is on a penalty kill (we have someone in the box), YIIIIIIP (when we clear the puck from our half of the ice)
Not to nitpick, but if you ask me it is more of a high pitched, "Woooop!"
December 11th, 2010 at 3:06 AM ^
it started because of Brandon Yip who was on BU and the students were harassing him while he brought up the puck on the powerplay.....not to nitpick.
December 11th, 2010 at 10:20 AM ^
Thank you. Thats good to know. I have been inadvertently whooping for the last two years!
December 11th, 2010 at 10:40 AM ^
December 11th, 2010 at 11:11 AM ^
Thank you for sharing this. It is too good to be true, but I know that it is.
Is there anyway that you have video? Please.
WHAT DOES THAT S STAND FOR SPARTY?
U SUCK!
December 11th, 2010 at 1:32 PM ^
The Go Blue chant with the cowbell is 4 times of the regular tap combo and one final ending combo, instead of 3 and 1 like with football. So don't get confused and ask "why did they do an extra time?" like somebody screwed up. Yes, the entire student section screwed up except you, that's definitely what happened, girl that stood near me at a hockey game a few weeks ago
December 12th, 2010 at 3:37 PM ^
Any time "Temptation" (the football you suck song) is played
Ugh.
There's one at the Joe Louis Arena that this guy does at the start of EVERY period. As soon as the ref drops the puck, He shouts "WHY HAVEN'T WE SCORED YET! The M hockey band had started doing this, but it needs to be organized. But he's added more over the years to it. "Why haven't we scored yet, in this building, on this night, on this day, against this sorry team, against that sieve"! And there is another one that goes "THERE'S A SIEVE IN THIS HOUSE, IF YOU SEE HIM POINT HIM OUT, SIEVE"!