Way OT: Mustache
So evidently today is "have sex with a guy who has a mustache day", which is completely awesome. The purpose is to draw attention to cancers that affect men.
Link: http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/11/november-18th-declared-have-sex-with-a-guy-with-a-mustache-day/
So I was hoping:
1) Brian could throw up the naked mustache guy banner for the rest of the day.
2) People could post pictures of guys who will be getting lucky today.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:20 PM ^
This is really weird. And will probably get deleted.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:23 PM ^
OP left out the fact that November is aka movember
have sex with a dude with a moustache day is for girls that are unable to grow moustaches.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:22 PM ^
November is also known as "Movember" where men grow mustaches to raise awareness for men's physical health. It's like if Breast Cancer Awareness month had a "Motorboat a Woman" day.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:27 PM ^
I like your ideas and would like to subscribe to your magazine.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:42 PM ^
Says the guy who probably doesn't have a moustache.
November 18th, 2010 at 3:10 PM ^
Crap. You got me.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:21 PM ^
No offense to Mr. Lewan but I hope his brain is not scrambled and he's cleared to play Saturday. If he happens to "get some" today, well, bonus for him!
November 18th, 2010 at 6:46 PM ^
Just when I finally got this image out of my head. Damn.
November 18th, 2010 at 3:00 PM ^
this is upsetting to me.
November 18th, 2010 at 3:14 PM ^
I thought the kids couldn't prevent you from being happy!
Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a man.
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man.
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key,
So they rode on his head in their furry donkey.
The kids couldn't hurt Jack,
They tried, tried, tried.
They dropped things on his back,
They lied, lied, lied, lied, lied.
But they couldn't stop Jack, 'or the waters lapping,
And they couldn't prevent Jack from being happy.
But they couldn't stop Jack, 'or the waters lapping,
And they couldn't prevent Jack from being happy.
The kids couldn't hurt Jack,
They tried, tried, tried.
They dropped things on his back
They lied, lied, lied, lied, lied.
But they couldn't stop Jack, 'or the waters lapping.
And they couldn't prevent Jack from being happy.
(Hoping your name is a Who reference...)
November 18th, 2010 at 2:26 PM ^
Yeah I made the mistake of casually mentioning this to an older lady at the gym who has a HOT AS BALLS daughter while we were working out. Her response was well u messed up with that one since u didnt grow one, but id have sex with u either way. So yeah i got that going for me which is nice.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:31 PM ^
Do you have any other cool stories?
November 18th, 2010 at 3:28 PM ^
Roasted +1
November 18th, 2010 at 3:01 PM ^
so you're going to have sex with an old lady? good job....
November 18th, 2010 at 2:53 PM ^
is totally gettin' some EVERY day.
November 18th, 2010 at 3:23 PM ^
I don't know, this one looks like the master.
November 18th, 2010 at 7:24 PM ^
yeah this guy doesn't fly wingman to anybody. he makes the rules, and you have no choice but to like them.....or else......
November 18th, 2010 at 2:29 PM ^
mouse to stash a ride before.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:30 PM ^
November 18th, 2010 at 2:31 PM ^
And you thought mustaches only helped win season Openers...
November 18th, 2010 at 2:39 PM ^
male verility:
November 18th, 2010 at 3:29 PM ^
(insert "Hard Edge" innuendo here)
November 18th, 2010 at 3:34 PM ^
he will go the longest yard, I know that.
November 18th, 2010 at 7:26 PM ^
for a second i thought, "how did you get a picture of me relaxing at home this morning like i always do on thursdays??" then i realized it was just a look alike......
November 18th, 2010 at 2:52 PM ^
I shaved off my 'stache yesterday! This is a blow to my manly self-esteem. . . although. . . my wife likes it better off. . . gotta go mull this one. . .
November 18th, 2010 at 2:54 PM ^
Poirot is gettin' some tonight
November 18th, 2010 at 3:18 PM ^
And Brewers Yost is giving out free mustache rides...
November 18th, 2010 at 3:35 PM ^
Not in this economy.
November 18th, 2010 at 3:25 PM ^
... my wife declared November -- no sex for you month. This declaration coincidentally came just after I declared I will be participating in Movember :-/
November 18th, 2010 at 3:47 PM ^
Here is my Movember page if anyone here is interested in donating
November 18th, 2010 at 4:07 PM ^
Well, it is my fervent wish that Danny Hope doesn't get any personal benefit from this.
November 18th, 2010 at 4:20 PM ^
because Danny Hope is a grade-A butthole.
November 18th, 2010 at 4:29 PM ^
thanks for that terrible image.... *shudder*