Denardian Physics : a case for unified theory
After watching the game on Saturday, I was hit with an epiphany not unlike Einstein when he happened upon Relativity. I haven't faxed over my data to Stephen Hawkins or the guys that wrote Elegant Universe. However, i do believe that i have identified the missing piece to Unified Theory. It is the newly discovered Denardian Effect. the problem that has been snickering at physics all these years, are the incongruities betwixt Newtonian and Quantumn Physics. Then String theory came along, but as yet has been unproven. Now with the Denardian effect we can see that mulitiplicitiescan coexist in the multiverse when Dilithium is present. Not just any dilithium mind you , but rather dilithium Nitrate. the nitrate end stabilizes the dilitium in our oxygen rich environment.the nitrate is obviously stored in the dreads.this would explain the game against Uconn.he was moving so fast in our part of the multiverse ( our side of the string) that it phase shifted the Uconn Defense to another string trapping it in a gravity well.So he was effect occupying two strings at once. This is why Matt Millen was able to call " There's six" before the play completely developed. Therefore validating string theory, and creating Unified theory. If any of you super smart science guys wanna chime in on my theory i am willing to share the Nobel Prize money with you. P.S. if you have Stephen hawkins email cc this post, I am sure he wants to be informed.
September 8th, 2010 at 10:30 PM ^
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
September 8th, 2010 at 10:37 PM ^
Me fail english? That's unpossible.
September 8th, 2010 at 10:43 PM ^
Be sure to clean that up for me before I send it to Hawkins.
September 8th, 2010 at 10:48 PM ^
I don't know if I'm really tired but I find that quite funny, ah-hahaha!
September 8th, 2010 at 10:45 PM ^
Oh, NOW it all makes sense. Please...go on <licks fingers of delicate crumbs>.
September 8th, 2010 at 10:49 PM ^
NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDD!
September 8th, 2010 at 10:52 PM ^
Hey, I'm more thaan a nerd. I'm a level 4 dungeon Master! ( and a LARPer)
September 8th, 2010 at 11:00 PM ^
Oh, now I call bullshit! Dungeon Masters don't have levels.
September 8th, 2010 at 11:02 PM ^
I have no idea what's going on right now, but i'm watching this ND purdue game on Universal HD and uhhh, ND better rush more than 3.
September 8th, 2010 at 11:59 PM ^
COMCAST just told me no cable for me until sunday -- bastards!!!
September 8th, 2010 at 11:02 PM ^
16 =/= 42
September 8th, 2010 at 11:12 PM ^
and physics major, I find your theory pointless (without singularity).
The facts are - DR is just a bad a$$.
September 8th, 2010 at 11:57 PM ^
Stephen Hawkins?
Isn't he the guy with Len Gehrig's disease? Wait, no. Wait. I think he has ASL. Yup. That's what it is. ASL.
And what is this "string theory" you speak of? Maybe, shoe-string theory???
Durrrrrrr-hur-hurrrr
September 9th, 2010 at 12:28 AM ^
nerdy academic title it would be:
Toward a Unified Theory of Denardian Physics
September 9th, 2010 at 12:50 AM ^